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>> Greg: HAPPY GLORIOUS
TUESDAY, EVERYONE.
TUESDAY, THE MOST OVERLOOKED DAY
OF THE WEEK.
IT’S THE JAN BRADY OF DAYS.
NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO FRIDAY TO
MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT WEEKEND
PLANS UNLESS YOU ARE KAT.
BUT IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH TO LAST
SATURDAY THAT KAT IS STILL
THROWING UP.
BUT ALSO, MICHAEL IS HERE TODAY.
YOU DON’T NEED TO CLAP. HERE HE IS SHOPPING FOR WHAT TO
HERE HE IS SHOPPING FOR WHAT TO
WEAR TONIGHT.
>> WHICH GAVE ME ACCESS TO THIS.
>> Greg: IT’S A GREAT JACKET.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS A GREAT TUESDAY BECAUSE
I GET TO TELL YOU ABOUT A
MAGICAL PLACE CALLED OBERLIN
COLLEGE.
IT’S AN EXPENSIVE LIBERAL ALL
SCHOOL LOCATED IN OHIO AND IT’S
FAKE.
WHICH HAS A SPECIAL DORM CALLED
BALDWIN COLLEGE.
IT’S HOME TO THE WOMEN AND
TRAINS COLLECTIVE WHICH THE
SCHOOL’S WEBSITE DESCRIBES AS A
CLOSE-KNIT COMMUNITY THAT
PROVIDES WOMEN AND TRANSGENDERED
PERSONS WITH A SAFE SPACE FOR
DISCUSSION, COMMUNAL LIVING, AND
PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT.
THEY PROBABLY HAVE A VEGETABLE
GARDEN.
THEY ARE KEPT SEPARATE FROM
OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE WHAT BETTER
WAY TO FIT IN WITH THE REST OF
SOCIETY THAN TO ISOLATE YOURSELF
FROM THE REST OF SOCIETY.
BUT WHAT IS MISSING IN THE
EXCLUSIVE DORM?
MEN OR RATHER, CISGENDERED MEN,
WHICH IS WHAT WE USED TO CALL
DUDES.
GUYS WHO E A DOZEN FRIED EGGS, A
POUND OF SPOKED WOW SMOKED
BACON, A POT OF BLACK COFFEE AND
A MARBLE READ BEFORE THE DRIVE
TO WHERE I CAN USE HEAVY, THE
KIND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO
OPERATE AFTER A SHOT OF NYQUIL.
THAT’S HOW MY UNCLE LOST A THUMB
AND HOW I GAINED A GOOD LUCK
CHARM.
BUT THESE ARE THE MEN WHO BUILD
AND REPAIR THE THINGS WE NEED TO
LIVE OUR LIVES.
THEY TEND TO HAVE PICKUP TRUCKS
AND ROUGH HANDS.
AND LET’S STOP THERE BECAUSE I’M
GETTING AROUSED.
ANYWAY.
THE OBERLIN REVIEW, THE SCHOOL’S
STUDENT PAPER, REPORTED THAT THE
SCHOOL CHOSE TO UPGRADE THEIR
RADIO NEWS BECAUSE THE STUDENTS
WEREN’T HOT ENOUGH.
TEMPERATURE WISE.
BUT THEN CISGENDERED MEN WERE
DISPATCHED TO DO THE WORK.
NO TRANCE, NO, NOT EVEN AN
ASEXUAL DWARF LIKE MYSELF.
AND WE ARE VERY GOOD AT WORKING
IN CONFINED SPACES.
ESPECIALLY MAKING TOYS OR
COOKIES.
BUT THIS DID NOT GO OVER WELL AS
ONE STUDENT RELAYED THE HORROR.
I AM VERY ADVERSE TO PEOPLE
ENTERING MY PERSONAL SPACE.
SO ARE MOST OF US UNLESS WE
REQUESTED THEIR PRESENCE TO HELP
US DO SOMETHING THAT WE CAN’T DO
OURSELVES.
BESIDES, THEY ARE FIXING YOUR
RADIATORS.
NOT ASKING YOU TO SLOW DANCE.
ANYWAY, THE ANXIETY WAS
COMPOUNDED BY THE FACT THAT THE
CREW WOULD BE STRANGERS AND THEY
WERE MORE LIKELY TO BE
CISGENDERED MEN.
I TOTALLY GET IT.
IF I WANT SOMEONE TO FIX MY
RADIATOR OR A TOILET I WOULD
PREFER IT WOULD BE SOMEONE I
KNOW REALLY WELL.
NOT A STRANGER.
I ONCE ASKED OUT A PLUMBER AND
DATED FOR A MONTH JUST TO GET MY
SINK UNCLOGGED.
BUT I ALSO NEED EVIDENCE THAT
THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND
GENDER IDENTITY PREFERABLY ON
VIDEO.
WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE SOMETIMES I
HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS BEFORE I
EVER GET TO UNCLOG A TOILET.
IT IS PROBABLY WHY I DON’T GET
MANY VISITORS.
EXCEPT FOR POLICE OFFICER IS
WONDERING DIED.
BUT WORSE, THESE ANONYMOUS
TRADESMEN ARE ALL MEN.
WEIRD.
YOU WOULD THINK WOMEN WOULD BE
FLOCKING TO OCCUPATIONS THAT
OFTEN INVOLVE RIPPING OUT OLD,
HAVE A METALLIC TRUNK AND THEN
REPLACING IT WITH NEW HEAVY
METALLIC JUNK AND THEN SOMETIMES
WHILE DOING IT MAKE THE
OCCASIONAL ACCIDENTAL SWIM IN A
SEPTIC TANK.
STILL, THE VICTIM CONTINUE
SAYING I WAS ANGRY, SCARED, AND
CONFUSED.
WHY DIDN’T THE COLLEGE COMPLETE
THE INSTALLATION OVER THE SUMMER
WHEN THE BUILDING WAS EMPTY?
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DON’T NEED
HEAT IN THE SUMMER AND THERE ARE
NO STUDENTS ON CAMPUS TO KEEP
WARM.
EITHER WAY, I SMELL A LAWSUIT,
OR MAYBE IT IS THE OINTMENT.
I SHOULD REALLY TAKE THE SUIT TO
DRY CLEANING.
BUT WHEN THAT CONSTRUCTION
WORKER SHOWED UP THE STUDENT
FELT VIOLATED AND YES, OTHER
RESIDENTS OF THE SAME WAY,
CONCLUDING THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN MEASURES TO KEEP STUDENTS
COMFORTABLE AND SAFE.
THERE IS THAT WORD.
SAVE.
IT IS EVERYWHERE.
YES I USED IT TOO BUT IS USUALLY
TO DESCRIBE ANOTHER WORD I PICK
WHEN I’M TIED UP NAKED AND BEING
WHIPPED WITH A RIDING CROP
STUART VARNEY.
BUT HERE IT IS BASED ON THIS
IDEA THAT YOU ARE SOMEHOW
THREATENED BY THE MERE PRESENCE
OF THESE WORKERS.
LIKE YOU ARE AN ANTELOPE NEAR A
LION OR A TWINKIE NEAR BRIAN.
I HAD ONE OF THOSE TODAY.
THE GUYS WHO FIX THINGS, THEY
ARE A DANGER.
THEY WORLD IS FULL OF THESE GUYS
WHO MAKE THINGS WORK BUT MAKE
YOU NERVOUS AND THEY DON’T EVEN
KNOW IT.
THEY ARE TOO BUSY IMPROVING YOUR
LIVES TO NOTICE YOU COWERING
UNDER THE BEDS.
IT’S NOT FEAR OF TOXIC
MASCULINITY, IT’S A FEAR OF
COMPETENCY.
DO YOU CHUG, WORK HARD, SOLVE
PROBLEMS.
IT’S THE OPPOSITE OF SPOILED
COLORED KIDS.
SO SOFT AND PAMPERED TO INTEGRATE PROBLEMS TO GIVE
THEIR
HE NEVER NEVER SAID IF HE WAS
ACTUALLY HARMED.
PERHAPS HE WAS JUST MADE
UNCOMFORTABLE BY WHAT?
PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO FIX
THINGS.
AT LEAST FOR ME, I WILL ADMIT
PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO FIX STUFF ARE
INTIMIDATING.
THEY ACTUALLY ARE USEFUL.
THEY ARE THE ONES WHO PULL OVER
AND HELP YOU CHANGE A TIRE IN
THE RAIN OR PRESSURE CAR OUT OF
THE MUD WHEN YOU’RE JUST TRYING
TO DISPOSE OF A DEAD COOKER. SHOUT OUT TO HUNTER
BUT THESE DORM DWELLERS, THEY
ARE KIND OF HOPELESS.
IF YOU ARE TOO FRAGILE TO DEAL
WITH REPAIRMAN, YOU ARE SCREWED.
THERE IS JUST NOT ENOUGH
BUBBLE WRAP TO KEEP YOU
PROTECTED IN THE REAL WORLD.
>> BROKEN RADIATOR IN THE STORM.
>> I AM THE RA HERE.
THAT SAID THEY WERE SENDING
CISGENDERED MEN.
GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU SOME
QUESTIONS FIRST.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NONBINARY
RELATIONSHIPS?
>> ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIENDS
HUSBAND WALKED TO MEET WITH A
TWO BY FOUR.
>> CAN YOU AT LEAST CHECK YOUR
PRIVILEGE.
>> WE NEED TO CHECK THE GAS LINE
FOR THE BOILER.
>> WE ARE TRYING TO DISMANTLE
THE FOUNDATION OF PATRIARCHY.
SPEAK OUT WE DON’T DO FOUNDATION
WORK BUT WE KNOW A GUY.
SPEAK OUTLOOK, MIGHT WE JUST
WANT TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.
>> WE HAVE A LEVELER.
>> I CAN’T LET’S YOU AND HEAR.
IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE WITH RAGE.
>> IF YOU DON’T LET ASCEND, IT
IT WILL EXPLODE WITH GAS.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: WAS WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUEST.
HE’S SO COOL EVEN HIS LEATHER
JACKET OWNS A LEATHER JACKET. "REASON" EDITOR-AT-LARGE, NICK
"REASON" EDITOR-AT-LARGE, NICK
GILLESPIE.
HER MIND IS SO SHARP, THE TSA
TRIED TO CONFISCATE IT.
Townhall.com EDITOR AND FOX NEWS
CONTRIBUTOR, KATIE PAVLICH.
HIS LOOK SAYS I MIGHT BE
HOMELESS, BUT HIS SMELL SAYS I’M
DEFINITELY HOMELESS.
TheLoftusParty.com Founder
, MICHAEL LOFTUS.
AND FINALLY,
SHE WEARS THOSE HEELS TO
DISTRACT FROM HER ANKLE MONITOR.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR, KAT TIMPF.
NEXT, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
ED HAS BEEN A WHILE.
YOU LOOK GREAT AS ALWAYS.
>> THANK YOU.
I CAN BREAK THINGS MUCH
BETTER --
>> Greg: YOU ARE A LIBERTARIAN
LIBERTARIAN.
>> I REVEL IN CHAOS.
>> Greg: THIS IS A SMALL
STORY.
I DON’T EVEN MIND SEGREGATION OF
GENDER IN COLLEGE, BUT WHAT YOU
MAKE OF THIS IDEA THEY ARE
TERRIFIED BY CISGENDERED MEN?
>> IT REMINDS ME THAT WE ARE
RAISING -- PEOPLE WHO ARE
INCAPABLE OF WALKING ACROSS A
ROOM WITHOUT FEELING BRUISED AND
HORRIFIED.
I WENT TO COLLEGE TO ACTUALLY BE
MADE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE IDEA
OF PEOPLE LIKE MARX AND
NIETZSCHE AND DARWIN ON FREUD.
AND IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE AND ARE
MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY SOMEONE
COMING TO FIX A RADIATOR IN OHIO
WHICH HAS REALLY COLD WINTERS, I
DON’T KNOW.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A GAP
YEAR.
>> Greg: EXACTLY.
KATIE, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THERE IS SO
MUCH FEAR OF CISGENDERED MEN?
I AM A CISGENDERED MAN, BELIEVE
IT OR NOT.
I KNOW PEOPLE ARE OFTEN
QUESTIONING THAT BECAUSE I DO
LOOK LIKE A YOUNG DUBAI WOMAN.
>> I WOULD LET YOU KNOW IT’S A
CISGENDERED WOMAN I CAN ACTUALLY
FIX THINGS.
AND THOUGH I MAY BE WOULD
VOLUNTEER MY SERVICES TO THESE
POOR, TRAUMATIZED STUDENTS, I
WOULD NEVER SUBJECT MYSELF TO
THAT TYPE OF THE ABUSE TO GO TO
THAT CAMPUS AND LISTEN TO THEM
COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING.
AND I THINK THEY ACTUALLY --
BUT IN TERMS OF THEM BEING
AFRAID OF CISGENDERED MEN, A
KIND OF DECONSTRUCTS THEIR WHOLE
ARGUMENT ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE
DOING THERE.
THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT
THINK THAT TRANSGENDERED WOMEN
ARE BIOLOGICAL MALES TO BE IN A
LOCKER ROOM WITH YOUR TEENAGE
DAUGHTER OR GOAT TO A SPOT IF
YOU HAPPEN TO BE A BIOLOGICAL
MALE AND CHANGE IN FRONT OF
BIOLOGICAL WOMEN IN THE SPA IN
THE LOCKER ROOM.
AND SO NOTHING THEY ARE DOING
MAKES SENSE.
IF THEY WANT TO PAY $80,000 A
YEAR TO BE OFFENDED, THAT IS
FINE, JUST DON’T SEND YOUR KIDS
THERE.
>> Greg: IT’S LIKE THE
TOLERANCE GOES IN ONE DIRECTION.
YOU HAVE TO TOLERATE A VERY
SMALL SUBSET OF BEHAVIOR BUT
THEN THIS KIND OF MASK BEHAVIOR
-- THAT IS FRIGHTENING.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT OFF
WORK FIXING SOMETHING.
WHERE YOU WORKING UNDER A TRUCK?
HOW IS YOUR TOW TRUCK BUSINESS
DOING?
>> IT IS GOING REALLY WELL.
THESE STORIES TERRIFY ME AS A
NATION.
WE LIVE IN DANGEROUS TIMES.
I DON’T WANT OUR ENEMIES TO KNOW
JUST HOW EASILY MOST OF US ARE
PUSHED OVER.
WE ARE SUPPLY SHORTAGES.
WE COULD RUN OUT OF FOOD.
IF YOU SAY THE WRONG THING AT A
PTA MEETING THE FBI’S GOING TO
SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR.
NOW THE CHINESE HAVE A
SUPERSONIC SPACE NUKE AND WE ARE
LIKE I AM SCARED OF THE RADIATOR
MAN.
LET’S KEEP THIS TO OURSELVES.
BECAUSE THE CHINESE ARE LIKE WE
DON’T EVEN NEED GUNS OR TANKS.
THEY CAN SAY WE ARE HERE TO FIX
THE RADIATOR AND THEY SURRENDER. >> Greg: IT’S OVER-
--
KAT, WHAT SORT OF PERSON DO YOU
PREFER TO FIX YOUR RADIATOR?
>> I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE.
NO.
LOOK, I DON’T THINK -- MAYBE IT
IS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WOKE
CULTURE BUT AS YOU BROUGHT UP,
IT IS $80,000 A YEAR TO GO TO
THAT COLLEGE SO I THINK THIS IS
MORE MY PARENTS HAD $320,000 TO
SPEND ON A USELESS DEGREE
CULTURE.
NOT EVERY KID WAS WELL OF
PARENTS IS SPOILED, BUT THIS ONE
DEFINITELY IS.
AND IS NOT -- NOBODY LIKES
HAVING SOMEBODY IN THEIR SPACE.
IT KIND OF SUCKS FOR EVERYBODY.
BUT THIS IS NOT YOU HAVING TO
DEAL WITH THINGS THAT SUCK AND
YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM POINTS FOR
CREATE TO --
I’M SURE IT’S LIKE CURRENCY.
TO BE ABLE TO BE A VICTIM.
AND I’M SURE THIS IS SUPER
CREATIVE TO MAKE THEMSELVES A
VICTIM.
BUT OF COURSE HE IS NOT A
VICTIM.
JUST A BRAT.
>> Greg: IT’S A MICROCOSM THAT
SHOWS YOU THE DISADVANTAGES OF
SEPARATING PEOPLE OUT BECAUSE
PEOPLE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR
NOT, HAVE DIFFERENT SKILL SETS.
SO LET’S SAY YOUR RADIATOR IS ON
THE FRITZ.
ARE YOU GOING TO WAIT FOR THE
IDEAL, TRANS RADIATOR REPAIR
PERSON WITHIN 700 MILES OF YOUR
HOME?
GOOD LUCK.
SO THE SCARCITY OF SKILL AND THE
SCARCITY OF TALENTS REQUIRE THAT
WE ALL WORK TOGETHER.
HOW ABOUT WRAPPING UP THAT
SEGMENT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL
THOUGHTS?
WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER IN
ORDER TO FIX THAT BRAT FOUL