(laughing)
- All right, good hustle out there, not completely terrible.
- Yeah, we actually suck less this time.
- [All] We sucked less! We sucked less!
- Coach!
A couple of us are going out tonight
to celebrate our almost-win, you wanna come with?
- Seriously?
- What?
She has nothing better to do.
- Wow, I got this, actually got this thing I gotta do.
Yeah, so, no.
- One more time? You're rejecting us?
You realize I'll be there too right?
- Yup, rejected.
Got special plans tonight.
- Whoa!
(scoffs)
- What just happened?
(upbeat music)
- Okay, I know what I want.
Um...
I'll have, uh...
Um...
Strawberries.
And, um...
Oh, no.
Uh...
Do you have bananas?
- Okay.
- And, uh...
What do I want?
Um...
Oh, do you have acai?
- Mm-hmm.
(chattering)
- Is someone supposed to be working here?
- I think she went downstairs.
- Yeah I came down to look for your pitaya.
Hey, who's this?
Whoops, I must have gotten lost.
Just head up the stairs.
These ones?
Yeah but I'm also stuck here, bye.
The service in this place, am I right?
Oh, ladies, hi.
- [All] Hi, coach?
- What are you doing here?
I thought you had special plans?
- Oh no, I do I'm in the middle of them right now,
this is just one of those weird, weird coincidences,
I guess.
- Wait weren't you?
- Sick of waiting on my smoothie?
Especially when's there's a cheaper better smoothie place
right next door?
- Ah, excuse me.
- Do you work here?
- Ha!
Me, work here?
Good one.
Next thing you are gonna say is
that the school district pays me less than minimum wage.
So this is how I spend my Tuesdays, Thursdays
and every other Saturdays.
Get real, Tess.
- Yeah get real, Tess!
- Meredith!
You gonna make these girls a smoothie?
- Uh, sir, you think I work here?
- Um, coach how did he know your name?
- Uh, probably because of this name tag
I don't need anymore.
- You don't want to work here?
- Uh, no, I do not work here.
- Oh, okay?
Well I guess then I'll just
find someone else to cover this shift.
- So your "special plans" were to come
to Blendoe's Blender Lounge?
- Its an artisan juicery and no, obviously.
I'm here on a date.
- To Blendoe's Blender Lounge?
- We were actually on our way to the steakhouse.
- Then where's your boyfriend?
- He's in the bathroom he had really bad diarrhea.
- Ew!
- Yeah and I said you know just go to the bathroom
at the steakhouse and he was like
no I'm gonna tear that place up,
they're gonna kick me out, so.
- I don't think I want a juice anymore.
- Yeah so we you know were here at Blendoe's Blender Lounge,
and you know he's taking a dump you know
'cause he's classy like that, so.
- Ugh! - Nice!
- I'm gonna check on our parking meter.
(toilet flushes)
(slurping juice)
- Is that your boyfriend?
- Uh, yeah, yes obviously this is my boyfriend.
- Nice.
- Hey, babe.
You ready to go to that steak restaurant?
- Okay?
(laughs)
- I love you.
- I love you too.
(excited laughing)
- Yes!
Oh my god I feel so alive right now!
Okay I'm just gonna do it.
- Let's just go, let's go.
- Hold on.
Hey Karen, hi yeah it's me.
We're not really working out anymore, okay?
No I have not been happy for years, okay?
You know that, stop crying okay?
Please you're embarrassing yourself.
No the kids will be fine, Karen okay?
Screw the kids honestly!
When do I get to be happy, huh?
When do I get to be happy?
Karen no you do not put Kevin on!
You don't put Kev--
Hey, Kevin how are you doing, bud?
Listen daddy is going to be going away for a while, okay?
I'll call you on your birthday, see you later bye.
Okay let's go to that steakhouse now, huh?
- Okay.
- Have fun on your date, coach!
- I will have fun on my real date.
- Come on we got to bounce because I double parked my van.
Oh, uh, you got this right?
Money-wise, because Karen's probably
already canceled the credit cards.
- Yeah I got it. - Okay.
- Are you seriously doing this?
- Why?
Because I got a job here part time?
Lied about it, got fired?
And now I'm about to overdraft my checking account
to buy this questionable stranger a steak
just to prove I'm cool enough to have plans outside of work?
All because the economy doesn't value the enormous impact
educational professionals provide?
- [All] Yeah?
- You bet I am, 'cause you only get so many shots in life
and when you're pushing 35 or 7 or whatever the heck
and there's seconds left on your biological clock
sometimes you just gotta pull up from the half court
and pray it goes in.
So yeah!
This is my boyfriend.
(slurps)
And we are in love.
(hands slap)
- See you at school Monday!
Hey someone come get his license plate just in case
you need it later for whatever reason.
(yelling)
- Oh my gosh just hangout with us!
(happy music)
- Oh.
You know what, I've got special plans tonight.
I'm gonna hang out with my team.
- Yes!
- Okay.
Karen, hey!
(laughing)
How are you doing?
No that was a joke, that was a little joke,
a little goof you know?
- Who wants free smoothies?
I'm gonna pull the car around okay?
Get what you want.
- [All] Yes!
- I'll help you with the car!
(happy chattering)
- Meredith!