Hey, guys, good news.
It's time to watch TV!
[music playing]
[clapping, music playing]
[laughing]
Flawless. Perfect show.
I mean, you think someone's gonna get bulldozed,
and then they do!
My favorite show is on too.
[music playing, cheering]
What just happened?
Why is no one getting bulldozed anymore?
Scissors, you know my dream is to be a model,
and I'm never gonna make it if I can't mimic the moves.
[music playing, cheering]
[thudding]
Did I do it?
Here, you know what, I will pick something good.
[music playing]
Science? If this guy doesn't get bulldozed
in the next two seconds-
Okay, I'm not going to rot my brain
with this vapid nonsense. As an inventor-
Nothing you've made has worked.
Uh, oh, yeah?
Did you not see my robot that makes s'mores?
I've got the remote!
[kissing, cheering]
[arguing]
[indistinct chattering]
Mine!
Hey, w-where's Scissors? And why is the floor crying?
Well, it's too late for apologies.
What?
You two never let me watch what I wanna watch.
That's why I got... dramatic push in...
a power shark.
[music playing]
That's right, a power shark, that I use for... to get power.
♪ Power shark, a regular shark To get power ♪
Well, this is shaping up to be quite the Wednesday.
Welcome back to You Got Bulldozed.
[thudding]
[laughing] It's great, right?
I mean, it's getting a little smart for me,
but, uh, I still love it.
I'm bored.
Did Shark just talk?
I wish to watch a different program.
Welcome back to Garbage People Vote Off House,
the reality show where we take the worst people on Earth
and let them talk forever.
I was like, you know, like [unintelligible] on me.
like, I was [unintelligible] out
and like that's why I'm voting off Chad.
Oh! Go home, Chad.
That's what you get for being a bad boy.
[slapping]
I'm not going to watch reality TV.
The whole point of TV is to escape from reality.
Yeah, that's like eating food
that you find out isn't actually food.
Rock's right.
I mean, that's a very dumb example,
but we need to regain control of the TV.
Plus today, it's the TV,
tomorrow, he could smash all of my science equipment.
[smashing]
Yeah, and then I'll steal
all the beautiful women on the team.
So, you're not literally not dating anyone?
And then we'll start a clothing company
called Rock and Shark's Clothing Company.
He'll want to make big ties and I'll say, "That's a great idea,
if we were clowns."
That's when we'll break up only to realize
what people need right now is bubble suits.
And we'll come together for a very happy ending.
But then I won't have any time to spend with you guys.
What do you say we get this shark...
[thudding] out of our apartment?
- Rock. - Paper.
Scissors.
[music playing]
I have a plan.
We need to find something so mesmerizing,
that shark just follows it out the door,
and I know exactly what that could be.
♪ Model Rock, Model Rock Work that body for the shot ♪
♪ Turn around Strut your stuff ♪
♪ Don't forget To shake your butt ♪
♪ Model Rock, Model Rock Work that body for the shot ♪
[crickets chirping]
Guys, I think that shark is blind.
I'm just going to move things along here
and assume Paper's anti shark robot isn't going
to work either.
[chuckles] Actually-
[exploding]
Well, once again, I guess it's up to me
to get us out of trouble.
What are you talking about?
The last time we were in trouble,
you opened a portal to the netherworld.
[belching, clanking]
I went there once. I came back different.
Okay, look, I know I usually try to solve everything with crazy,
complicated plans, but this time,
I just want to talk to him.
What are you doing? [thudding]
Uh, we're putting on a play, a... boat play.
Show me.
Well, uh, we're sailing on a boat trying
to find our dad.
And, uh, here I am. Problem solved.
Doopid, doopid, doo.
That was the greatest show I've ever seen.
The world must see it.
What?
[music playing]
♪ Well, we're sailing on a boat Trying to find our dad ♪
♪ But here I am Problem solved ♪
♪ Doopy doopy doo ♪
[cheering, whistling]
Wow, that was our best show yet.
Oh, I just wanted to say that you were great out there.
I want to say, you were great out there.
I want to say you were missing your cues.
But you weren't, you were also great out there.
I gotta hand it to Shark.
He really helped us achieve our goal of getting to Broadway.
[music playing]
Wait, no. Wait, wait, wait, no. No, that- that wasn't our goal.
We were trying to get the shark out of our apartment.
Oh, that's right.
We've been on stupid Broadway so long,
we haven't watched TV in nine months.
I miss television. I miss television!
Well, maybe we just go back home,
watch the sharks show where they kick people out of a house
because I see no other way to kick the shark
out of our- Oh, my gosh.
Welcome back to Garbage People Vote Off House,
the show the critic called bad.
Why would she admit that on TV?
We're down to our final elimination.
Contestants, reveal who you voted for.
- Shark. - Paper.
Scissors?
What? You think I'm going to vote against a shark?
That's insane.
Toaster.
The toaster not even playing.
Clearly, that's why I'm voting him off.
Ooh, that means one more vote for Paper and he's out of here.
[music playing]
I would like to vote off... myself.
[gasping]
This isn't Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shark...
It's Rock, Paper, Scissors.
You three have a wonderfully unique friendship based
on bickering, and competing over everything.
It's funny. It's new. I know I'd watch it.
But I just don't know where a shark
with magical powers fits in.
Sorry. Magical powers?
Oh, yes, you never asked about me.
I was going to give you everything you ever wanted.
Watch. 100 TVs.
[gasping]
And disappear.
Well, goodbye, my funny friends. May y'all have a marvelous life.
[music playing]
Well, I think we've all learned a very valuable lesson.
It's that- [thudding]
[music playing]