>> ALL RIGHT. IT’S FRIDAY. HOW ABOUT STARTING THE WEEKEND
WITH SOME LAUGHS?
STARTING TONIGHT, ADELE GIVENS
WILL HIT THE STAGE AT THE IMPROV
AT ORLANDO.
>> WE’RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE
COMEDIENNE, ACTRESS, WRITER WITH
US THIS MORNING AND TROY IS ALSO
JOINING US FOR THIS INTERVIEW
AND WE ARE SO EXCITED TO HAVE
YOU HERE.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND
BRINGING YOUR DANCE MOVES.
YOU STARTED YOUR COMEDY CAREER
IN CHICAGO WHICH IS SUCH A GREAT
COMEDY CITY.
TELL US HOW YOU GOT YOUR START.
>> BECAUSE I WAS WORKING FOR THE
SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
THINKING, OKAY.
WELL, I WASN’T WORKING FOR THEM.
I WAS GOING TO WORK.
I WOULD BE THERE EVERY DAY AND
THEY WOULD BE LIKE, YOU PROBABLY
SHOULD DO SOME WORK.
I WAS LIKE, WELL, WHY?
I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN AT YOUR
DESK.
PEOPLE CALLED ME.
THEY HEARD ABOUT A CONTEST AND
THEY CALLED ME AND THEY’RE LIKE,
YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS CONTEST.
I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS ME.
I THINK EVERYBODY WAS CRAZY.
>> I THINK THEY ARE.
>> THEY ARE.
I GOT IN, I WON AND THE REST IS
HISTORY.
>> YOU WERE WORKING AT THE
SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE AND WON A
CONTEST.
>> AND LOOK AT YOU NOW.
ALL OF THESE SHOWS.
YOU’VE DONE SO MANY SHOWS AND
YOU’RE COMING HERE.
>> I’M HERE.
>> TO ENTERTAIN ORLANDO.
>> ME AND MICKEY HOUSE.
>> WE’RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU.
>> I’M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE
HEAT?
>> WELL, MIAMI IS COOL.
I LIKE CHICAGO BULLS.
>> I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I’M GLAD YOU WENT THERE BECAUSE
I HATE THE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE
WEATHER SO --
>> TROY IS OUR METEOROLOGIST.
SO YOU DID FIVE SHOWS.
>> I’M DOING FIVE SHOWS.
>> YOU’RE SUCH A LADY.
>> I’M SUCH A LADY.
YES, I AM.
>> A LOT OF YOUR COMEDY IS VERY
FEMININE AND THAT’S PART OF, YOU
KNOW, WHAT’S BEEN A MOVEMENT
LATELY IS THAT PART OF YOUR
SHOW.
>> YEAH.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
LATELY I NOTICED THEY CAUGHT UP
AND I’M HAPPY.
THE CLIP THAT YOU GUYS SHOWED
EARLIER, I WAS TALKING ABOUT
LADIES LOVING THEMSELVES.
IF YOU GET A BIG BELLY, RUB IT
AND EMBRACE IT.
IT’S YOURS.
>> AND STOP ASKING PEOPLE IF
THEY ARE PREGNANT.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY ASK YOU
IF YOU’RE PREGNANT?
NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY BUT, YOU
KNOW.
>> I NEVER HAD A PERSON TO
RANDOMLY ASK ME THAT BUT IF YOU
RANDOMLY ASK SOMEBODY THAT, I
THINK THAT THE PERSON YOU ASK
MAYBE SHOULD GET IN HIS PICKUP
TRUCK AND DRIVE HOME AND DO SOME
WORK.
LIKE DUDE, HOW MANY MONTHS ARE
YOU?
I DON’T THINK IT’S APPROPRIATE
TO EVER ASK A LADY.
I HAVE SEEN WOMEN WHO ARE
OBVIOUSLY PREGNANT, AND I DON’T
SAY, ARE YOU PREGNANT?
I SAY, GIRL, YOU NEED TO DO SOME
CRUNCHES.
>> I THINK ALL MEN SHOULD KEEP
THEIR MOUTHS CLOSED ON THAT
SUBJECT.
MY WONDERFUL FRIENDSES HERE
TAUGHT ME THAT.
THEY GET THAT QUESTION
SOMETIMES.
>> YOU TALK ABOUT A LOT OF LADY
ISSUES.
>> THIS WAS OUR SENSITIVE AREA.
I DEFINITELY HIT ON THIS BECAUSE
LADIES ARE ALL SENSITIVE ABOUT
THEIR STOMACH.
>> SO ARE MEN.
SOME OF US.
>> I CAN’T TELL.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE PREGNANT.
>> I DO.
>> KIDDING, TROY.
>> I LIKE DONUTS.
>> I’M JUST JOKING.
>> SO WHAT CAN FOLKS EXPECT IF
THEY COME OUT TONIGHT OR
TOMORROW?
>> YOU CAN EXPECT WHATEVER THE
HELL YOU WANT TO EXPECT.
WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO GE IS
WHATEVER THEY PAY ME FOR.
YOU TALK TO THE OWNERS IF YOU’RE
NOT SATISFIED.
>> HOW DO YOU COME ONE A SHOW?
I’M ALWAYS AMAZED AT HOW YOU
REMEMBER THE LINES AND THE JOKES
AND KEEP IT IN THE FLOW LIKE A
SHOW OR DOES IT JUST COME TO
YOU?
>> LISTEN.
WE HAVE A FREE -- WE HAVE FULL
ACCESS TO AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF
MATERIAL.
COME O. THE DEBATES WAS ON LAST
NIGHT.
IT’S ALL HERE.
THERE’S NO ROCKET SCIENCE.
IT IS WHAT IT IS.
>> WELL, WE’RE SO USED TO HAVING
A SCRIPT OR STICK TO A CERTAIN
--
>> YEAH.
I SEE.
AND WHY ON TV ARE PEOPLE SO DAMN
PERFECT?
>> WHEN YOU WATCH MY WEATHER,
YOU’LL SEE WE’RE NOT.
>> IT’S ALL AN ILLUSION AS I
TOLD YOU EARLIER.
WELL CRAFTED ILLUSION.
>> MAGIC.
>> MAGIC SHOW.
>> YOU ALL LOOK GREAT.
YOU ALL GOT ME FOOLED.
>> YOU ARE GLOWING.
>> YOU ARE.
>> AND TALK ABOUT THESE FLAT
TWISTS.
>> GORGEOUS.
>> HE LIKES MY HAIR.
THANK YOU.
>> YOU TOUCH ON A LOT OF TOPICS,
I’M SURE YOU’LL TALK ABOUT JUST
ALL THE ISSUES TONIGHT AND IT’S
21 AND UP.
>> THAT’S WHAT I WAS GOING TO
ASK.
THE LITTLE ONES SHOULDN’T COME.
>> YOU CAN BRING THEM.
>> BUT THERE WILL BE
CONSEQUENCES, RIGHT?
>> AIN’T NO CONSEQUENCES.
THE BABY IS GOING TO BE
SUPERIOR.
>> GOING TO LEARN A LOT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> WE WERE TALKING EARLIER AND I
WAS SURPRISED WHEN YOU SAID YOU
LIVE IN LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY.
I LOVE LEXINGTON.
I ASSUMED YOU WERE BASED IN L.A.
TELL US ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN
LEXINGTON.
>> WHAT?
YOU JUST SAW IT.
THAT’S IT.
JUST BORING, IT’S SLOW AND IT’S
WHY I’M THERE BECAUSE IT’S
BORING AND IT’S SLOW AND I GET
TO SEE ALL THE EXCITEMENT ON THE
ROAD.
I WANT TO GO TO A SANCTUARY WHEN
I GET OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE WHAT
HAPPENS ON TOUR STAYS ON TOUR.
>> SO YOU’RE HERE TO PARTY IN
ORLANDO.
>> ME AND MICKEY.
AND MINNIE.
>> YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE MINNIE.
SHE GETS UPSET.
>> SHE GETS TESTY SOMETIMES.
>> DON’T WE KNOW IT.
SDMROOP TOO MANY DOGS.
THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING.
>> PLEASE COME BACK.
SO GREAT TO HAVE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
IT WAS GOOD TO BE HERE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
>> WE NEED TO GO TO THE SHOW
TONIGHT.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> NIGHT AT THE IMPROV.
TONIGHT’S SHOW AT 8:00 AND
10:30.
SATURDAY AT 7 AND 9:45 AND
SUNDAY AT 7:00.
IT’S A FULL WEEKEND WITH ADELE.
>> WITH ME AND MICKEY MOUSE.
>> THERE’S SOME RAIN IN THE