(spooky music)
(thunder)
- [Pear] Hey, what is up guys? It is Pear.
Most extreme game of all time.
- [Orange] Extreme game of all time?
- [Pear] I mean, gamer. - [Orange] Oh.
- [Pear] We're playing Case Animatronics.
- [Orange] This game also has another name.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] It's called Pear poops his pants.
- [Pear] No! I don't, ugh.
- [Orange] (laughs) Pear's naked.
- [Pear] Would you stop doing that every gaming episode?
- [Orange] What, what? It's Shocktober.
(phone ringing)
- [Pear] That's right, it's Shocktober,
that's why we're doing all horror games, every Monday.
- [Orange] Yeah, Pear poops his pants every Monday.
(Pear grunts)
- [Man] Well? Starting to remember?
- [Orange] What do I have to remember?
- [Pear] Shh.
- [Man] How do you like my gift? Like it?
- [Orange] Like it? Like it?
- [Pear] Stop!
- [Man] It loves, loves to play!
- [Orange] What's it love to play? Battleship?
- [Pear] I don't know.
- [Orange] Checkers!
- [Pear] Okay, it's back again.
- [Orange] Parcheesi.
- [Pear] Okay, we gotta get outta here,
we gotta find a way out of here.
- [Orange] Pear?
- [Pear] I need a keycard for this one.
- [Orange] Pear?
- [Pear] Okay 113 needs a keycard, remember that.
- [Orange] Pear, I think you should stop freaking out,
he just wants to play a game.
- [Pear] Yeah, a game of eat my face.
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] Ha, whatever.
I bet he just wants to play Jenga.
- [Pear] I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to play Jenga,
okay where am I?
- [Orange] Backgammon?
- [Pear] No!
- [Orange] Yahtzee? Everyone loves Yahtzee.
- [Pear] He doesn't want to play Yahtzee, okay, just--
- [Orange] (laughs) How do you know, you haven't asked him?
- [Pear] Yeah, I don't wanna ask him dude.
- [Orange] Why not?
- [Pear] Maybe if i just hang out here,
in the creepy bathroom, we'll be fine.
Oh God, no no no.
- [Orange] Checkers, chess, Pictionary
- [Pear] No, no, no
- [Orange] He wants to--
(saw buzzing)
(both scream)
- [Orange] He wanted to play Pictionary.
- [Pear] Yeah, I'm pretty sure he didn't want
to play Pictionary!
(Orange laughs) One more time.
- [Man] Like it? - [Orange] Like it?
- [Pear] Quit it!
- [Man] It loves, loves to play!
- [Orange] Mario Kart!
(Pear grunts)
(spooky music)
- [Orange] Jeepers. Creepers.
Where'd you get those peepers?
- [Pear] Okay, I gotta find a good place to hide.
- [Orange] So you're running to
the same exact place you went to before?
- [Pear] Shut it, there's a different door over here.
Okay, the dressing room.
- [Orange] What kind? Ranch?
- [Pear] What? - [Orange] Blue cheese?
Italian? - [Pear] No!
- [Orange] Thousand island, I bet it's
a thousand island dressing.
- [Pear] It's not a salad dressing room, dude.
- [Orange] (laughs) how do you know?
- [Pear] I just know, okay?
- [Orange] Hey I remember this room, this is the room
where you got your face eaten off that one time.
- [Pear] Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
- [Orange] You're welcome (laughs)
- [Pear] Would you stop it?
- [Orange] Hey there's some computers,
could you pull up some Grand Theft Auto?
- [Pear] Probably not.
- [Orange] Aw, but Butt-man must live again!
(Pear grunts)
- [Pear] Okay, so last time I was here, I hit
the control panel and I got my face eaten off, yeah.
- [Orange] You should check out those files on the shelves,
see what's over there. - [Pear] Over here?
- [Orange] Move to your left, a little bit.
- [Pear] Okay.
- [Orange] Oh yeah, perfect, that's what I thought.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Mfs Havii (laughs)
- [Pear] No its MFS HA-- - [Orange] 42, 39
- [Pear] I think seven? - [Orange] 65.
- [Pear] Stop it! (Orange laughs)
Okay so what am I supposed to do?
- [Orange] Go check out those filing cabinets.
- [Pear] Okay.
- [Orange] You're not doing it.
- [Pear] I am literally doing it right now.
(Orange laughs)
- Oh, what, wait what's this? (both scream)
- [Orange] It's a picture of Grapefruit's mom.
(Orange laughs) (Pear grunts)
- [Pear] We have to draw an unusual character
for Halloween, she said she wants her group to participate
in an exhibit like no other.
- [Orange] Ooh, like a farting giraffe exhibit?
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] A farting elephant exhibit?
- [Pear] What do you think?
- [Orange] I think the world needs
more farting elephant exhibits,
what do you mean what do I think? (laughs)
- [Pear] Okay, look, what is this, here?
- [Orange] It's a double sided transposer switch.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] It's got optional butt touching technology!
- [Pear] Oh why do I even let you play these games with me?
- [Orange] What? - [Pear] Yeah, what?
- [Orange] No, look at it Pear, look at it!
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] You might get more information.
- [Pear] No! Because you think every single post-it note
has the words "sticky buns" on them.
- [Orange] Yeah, sticky buns.
(Pear grunts)
Pear's got sticky buns.
- [Pear] I do not! (Orange laughs)
I do not!
- [Orange] Okay what are we doin' here?
- [Pear] I am just, I'm trying not to get eaten, okay?
I am trying to find clues or something
that might help me progress further in the game.
- [Orange] Did you try calling 9-1-1?
- [Pear] What good is that gonna do?
I am literally in a police department.
- [Orange] Oh, you're right, you're right,
okay so who do the police call when they're in trouble?
- [Pear] I don't know.
- [Orange] I mean if it were me, I'd just call John Cena.
- [Pear] Good luck with that.
- [Orange] John Cena! Dun-dun-dun, da-daaa.
- [Pear] Dude, I'm kinda in the game here,
could you not scream in my non-existent ears?
Thank you very much.
- [Orange] If they really wanted to make a great jump scare,
that'd be the perfect thing to do.
- [Pear] I don't disagree with you.
- [Orange] You're in the creepy hallway
and then all of a sudden he just busts outta nowhere,
John Cena! (Pear laughs)
And then you have to change your pants (laughs).
- [Pear] (grunts) Alright, let's see,
maybe if I could find something,
is there something in the desks, maybe?
- [Orange] Ooh, maybe you could find your dignity in there.
- [Pear] Oh, you're such a jerk.
(Orange laughs)
Okay, let's just get this open.
Oh, great. Nothing.
- [Orange] Nuh-uh, it's an invisible kazoo.
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] But you didn't even try to pick it up!
- [Pear] Shut it.
- [Orange] Oh hey, hey, there's donuts!
- [Pear] Yes.
- [Orange] Hey are there any sticky buns in there?
- [Pear] No! (Orange laughs)
- [Pear] Stop it.
- [Orange] Pear loves sticky buns!
- [Pear] No!
- [Orange] Pear loves sticky buns!
- [Pear] No! - [Orange] Sticky buns!
Sticky buns! - [Pear] Stop it, dude.
- [Orange] Hot lava? - [Pear] No!
I'm trying to pick up this piece of paper
and I can't pick it up,
for crying out loud it says something.
- [Orange] Oh, you should probably pick up those donuts.
- [Pear] I can't.
- [Orange] There might be a clue underneath!
- [Pear] I don't, oh, I actually can pick them up, alright.
- [Orange] And that's the whole truth.
(mechanical buzzing)
(Pear exclaims) - [Orange] Holy Moly.
- [Pear] Oh, that scared the crap outta me.
- [Orange] Pear pooped his pants.
- [Pear] Jeez. - [Orange] You okay?
- [Pear] Well you're just talking about donuts and junk.
- [Orange] Yeah, I was telling you the whole truth,
about donuts (laughs).
- [Pear] Stop it. I can't, can't do that right now man.
- [Orange] Do you have to listen to that phone call again?
- [Pear] Yes, I think I do. (phone rings)
- [Orange] Can you tell him
to bring some snacks, I'm hungry.
- [Pear] I don't think he takes requests. Don't.
- [Orange] I'll take a cheeseburger, with french fries--
- [Pear] It's not a food ordering service.
- [Orange] And a diet Dr. Pepper.
(Pear grunts) I'm watching my weight.
I expect it delivered in 30 minutes.
- [Pear] Or what? (spooky music)
- [Orange] Hey, the delivery man's here already!
Go talk to him, Pear!
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Pear, go talk to him, he has my food.
- [Pear] No! He is going to try and find me,
and make me food! (Orange laughs)
Just stop it!
- [Orange] Don't be a party poo-pear.
(Pear grunts) (Orange laughs)
- [Pear] Okay, there's gotta be something I can do or use.
- [Orange] Fire up one of those computers.
- [Pear] I don't think I can.
- [Orange] I wanna play Call of Duty.
- [Pear] No, we are literally playing the game right now.
Oh, he's right outside.
(heartbeat sounds) (spooky music)
- [Orange] What's that noise? - [Pear] He's right outside.
- [Orange] Is that a hydraulic fart machine?
- [Pear] Yes, yes, it's a hydraulic fart machine, no!
- [Orange] Thought so.
- [Pear] It's the thing, it's outside walking.
- [Orange] He's probably lonely.
- [Pear] I don't care. Crap, crap, crap,
he's back, he's back, he's back.
- [Orange] I'm pretty sure that's a hydraulic fart machine.
- [Pear] Not a thing.
- [Orange] Just saying, I know the next project
that I'm gonna start working on.
- [Pear] Definitely making the world
a better place, aren't you?
- [Orange] You know it, buddy.
- [Pear] Go away, go away, go away.
Okay, okay, okay, I think he left.
He left.
- [Orange] That was a close one, Pear.
- [Pear] Phew.
- [Orange] So how come you're carrying around
that tablet but you're not using it?
- [Pear] I don't think I have to use it for anything yet.
- [Orange] Fire up some Angry Birds.
- [Pear] Not listening to you.
- [Orange] Flappy Bird?
- [Pear] Stop it.
- [Orange] Uh oh, it's the pooping room.
- [Pear] You mean the bathroom?
- [Orange] I don't go in that room to take baths, Pear.
- [Pear] TMI dude, come on.
(Orange laughs)
- [Pear] If it can go through, up,
dang it it's locked.
- [Orange] You need a key card.
- [Pear] Yeah, thank you I can read.
- [Orange] That's not what I heard.
- [Pear] God you're such a--
(Pear exclaims) (mechanical buzzing)
Oh my gosh. - [Orange] Ooh, owwie.
(Pear grunts)
- [Orange] Your butt is crunchy.
Sticky buns. - [Pear] No!
- [Orange] Fart burger chili cheese dogs,
salami bowling ball butter sauce
in a kangaroo pocket for the night time
when you take a nap on an elephant butt.
- [Pear] I don't even know what you're doing right now.
(spooky music) - [Orange] Ooh.
- [Pear] Yeah.
- [Orange] I was just making the phone call better.
- [Pear] Oh, is that what you were doing?
- [Orange] Yeah, huh.
- [Pear] Alright, let's see if I can just survive.
- [Orange] Man you really like the pooping room.
- [Pear] This isn't the pooping room!
I don't even think there is a toilet in here.
(water running) - [Orange] What's that? Whoa!
- [Pear] What the?
- [Orange] Oh, you takin' a shower?
- [Pear] I didn't realize I was taking a shower,
but I guess, yes.
- [Orange] Well if he finds you in here,
you're gonna be in real hot water.
- [Pear] (grunts) Thanks. (Orange laughs)
Wait, wait, wait. I've got an idea.
- [Orange] What if we shoot Midget Apple out of a cannon,
I had that same idea! (laughs)
- [Pear] No, I was gonna say what
if we turn on all the water?
- [Orange] We're in the middle of a drought, Pear.
- [Pear] Yeah, not in the game though.
- [Orange] I don't know, Pear's wasting water!
- [Pear] No, no, no, I've got an idea.
If I turn on all the water, and then I lure him in here--
- [Orange] With some sticky buns.
- [Pear] No, not with some sticky buns,
just lure him in here, then he might slip and fall
and like, it fries the electronics and all that stuff.
- [Orange] I only have one thing to say to you, Pear.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Don't drop the soap! (laughs)
- [Pear] Oh, dude, no!
Okay, now how to lure him in here.
- [Orange] Sticky buns.
- [Pear] That is the question.
(metal clanging) - [Orange] Uh oh.
- [Pear] Wait, what was that? What was that?
- [Orange] I'm pretty sure that was John Cena.
- [Pear] I'm pretty sure it wasn't!
- [Orange] (laughs) How do you know?
- [Pear] Dude, I don't think John Cena is in this game.
- [Orange] And I think you're wrong.
(metal creaking)
Woah, what are you doing Pear?
Get outta there!
- [Pear] Well, I went into the locker.
- [Orange] Ew, there's like, used socks
and jock straps in there.
Gross. - [Pear] No, there isn't.
- [Orange] Grody Pear, do you like sniffing those? (laughs)
- [Pear] Would you stop it right now?
- [Orange] You like sniffin' dirty socks.
- [Pear] No I am just, I'm trying to hide.
Uh oh, uh oh. - [Orange] Faulty wiring.
- [Pear] Okay, do I...
I don't hear it.
- [Orange] Wait I think I hear it under there.
- [Pear] Under where?
- [Orange] (laughs) Made you say underwear.
- [Pear] Jerk. (Orange laughs)
Yeah, real funny.
Alright I'm getting outta here.
- [Orange] Tired of sniffin' socks?
- [Pear] No! I'm just gonna go into a different one.
- [Orange] Oh, so that one didn't have
enough dirty socks for you to sniff.
- [Pear] No, stop it, I just, I want a better vantage point.
- [Orange] What'd you say about Jean Van Damme now?
- [Pear] What? - [Orange] Hot lava?
- [Pear] Stop it. (Orange laughs).
You're just saying nonsensical things now.
- [Orange] Fart burger chili cheese dog sandwiches
with a side of sweaty socks (laughs).
- [Pear] (grunts) Alright I'm gonna go--
- [Orange] Go for broke?
- [Pear] Can I go over into this?
I mean, there's gotta be somethin' here.
- [Orange] Go for pickles.
- [Pear] Okay that one's closed.
- [Orange] Go for the muffin man!
- [Pear] You seriously, you're not even
saying anything sensical anymore.
Okay, see, now, if I'm in here
I can actually see pretty well.
- [Orange] You know if you can see him,
he can probably see you.
- [Pear] Shoot that's probably a good point.
- [Orange] I know.
Those are the only kinds I make.
- [Pear] Yeah, yeah right.
- [Orange] Hey what's that switch there?
What's that do? - [Pear] I don't know.
- [Orange] Ooh, what's that across the hallway?
Ooh it's the conference room.
- [Pear] Yeah, it's the conference room.
- [Orange] Let's go have a meeting!
- [Pear] With who?
I am the only person in this game.
- [Orange] Oh yeah, I now call to order
the 26th annual meeting of the sock sniffers.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Present is Pear (laughs).
- [Pear] Oh you're such a jerk, jeez.
- [Orange] Ooh, go in the wicked crunking room.
- [Pear] It's locked.
And it's not wicked crunking.
- [Orange] How do you know? You can't get in!
I'm just saying, if you could get in, I bet you
there's people, like wicked crunking like crazy in there.
- [Pear] WC does not mean wicked crunking.
- [Orange] Wicked cheddar? - [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Wet chestnuts.
- [Pear] Wet chest--no, not wet chestnuts either.
- [Orange] Ooh, Wile E. Coyotes.
Ooh, I got it! Wicked Cena!
- [Pear] You're not gonna stop, are you?
- [Orange] It's John Cena when he's gettin' wicked.
- [Pear] Yeah, yeah, that's
definitely what's in that room, dude.
Wicked Cena. - [Orange] I knew it.
- [Pear] Nope, it's locked. Of course.
- [Orange] Oh no, you're gonna be late
for your sock sniffing meeting.
- [Pear] Shut it. (Orange laughs)
That's enough, okay?
- [Orange] What? I'm just telling the truth.
- [Pear] Okay, I feel like I'm actually starting
to get the lay of the land here,
like I actually know where the rooms are now.
- [Orange] Hey this is the sticky buns room!
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Look at the sticky buns!
- [Pear] There's no sticky buns.
- [Orange] Uh-oh, you hear somethin'?
- [Pear] What? - [Orange] Listen.
(mechanical footsteps) - [Pear] Oh crap, crap, crap.
(mechanical buzzing) (both scream)
- [Orange] He was after your sticky buns.
- [Pear] There are no sticky buns, dude!
- [Orange] (laughs) Yeah there are.
- [Pear] No there isn't, alright well
I think that's enough-- - [Orange] Yeah?
- [Pear] For this episode, I've gotten the crap scared
out of me enough times.
- [Orange] Pear pooped his pants.
- [Pear] If you guys know what to do, give me some ideas,
man I have no idea how to get past this part.
- [Orange] The answer is always sticky buns, Pear.
- [Pear] No. - [Orange] Sticky buns!
- [Pear] No! - [Orange] Sticky buns!
(Pear grunts) (Orange laughs)
- [Pear] Thank you guys so much for watching.
- [Orange] Yeah.
- [Pear] Have a happy Shocktober and freakin' it out.
- [Orange] What?
- [Pear] I meant extremin' it, I'm sorry,
I can't think straight right now.
(Orange laughs)
It wasn't that funny.
- What?
- Sure, watch. Bluuurp.
- Bleeeeh.
- Bleehhh. Yay!
- What the?
- You try.
- There's no way. I can't do that.
- Oh really?
- Oh, what's happening? Blaaah