>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. THANKS, FOLKS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
FOLKS, YOU ALL KNOW MY GUEST TONIGHT BECAUSE HE'S THE STAR OF
ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE
LATE SHOW," HARRISON FORD. ♪ ♪
THERE YOU GO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING] I WANT TO START BY SAYING WHAT
THEY JUST DID, DITTO. NICE TO HAVE YOU ON.
>> Harrison: IT'S SWEET, REALLY SWEET.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Stephen: REALLY NICE TO
HAVE YOU. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A LONG TIME. YOU DON'T DO THIS A LOT.
IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU ON HERE.
>> Harrison: I'M DELIGHTED TO BE HERE.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO ARE A BUSY MAN.
YOU'VE GOT NOT ONE BUT TWO TV SHOWS RIGHT NOW.
YOU'VE GOT, LET'S START WITH "1923".
>> Harrison: OKAY. >> Stephen: THEY ARE VERY
EXCITED. CHECK MY MATH ON THIS.
"1923" IS A SEQUEL TO "1883" WHICH IS A PREQUEL TO
"YELLOWSTONE." >> Harrison: THAT'S WHAT THEY
TELL ME. YEAH.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. PEOPLE LOVE THE COWBOY ALL OVER
AGAIN. THEY LOVE THE WESTERNS ALL OVER
AGAIN. IT'S HAVING A REAL MOMENT.
>> Harrison: YEAH AND IT'S, TO ME, I WATCHED SOME OF
"YELLOWSTONE." "1883" CAME ALONG AND I WATCHED
THAT AND THEN I GOT THIS SUGGESTION THAT TAYLOR SHERIDAN
MIGHT WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH ME.
BUT THERE WAS NO SCRIPT. BUT HE HAD ALREADY TALKED TO
HELEN. >> Stephen: HELEN MIRREN.
>> Harrison: HELEN MIRREN. WHICH WAS A BIG DRAW FOR ME.
AND THEN HE DEVELOPED A GREAT SCRIPT.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND HE GOT YOU DOWN TO HIS PLACE IN
TEXAS AND HE USED UNDERHANDED MEANS TO GET YOU TO SAY YES
WITHOUT ANY -- >> Harrison: NO, HE POURED
OVERHAND. >> Stephen: DO YOU WANT
ANYTHING? I'VE GOT A BAR BACK HERE.
>> Harrison: NO, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING.
I WANT TO BE REALLY PROFESSIONAL.
>> Stephen: THAT MAKES ONE OF US.
>> Harrison: YEAH. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO,
CHIEF. OKAY, THE SHOW FEELS LIKE --
LESS LIKE A SERIOUS AND MORE LIKE AN EIGHT HOUR MOVIE.
WAS THAT PART OF THE DRAW FOR YOU?
>> Harrison: YEAH, IT IS. IT'S VERY AMBITIOUS FOR WHAT IT
IS. IT'S REALLY REMARKABLE THAT WE
ARE SHOOTING IN AFRICA. WE ARE SHOOTING IN MONTANA.
IT'S A BIG, IT'S A BIG DEAL AND I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE PART OF
IT. >> Stephen: IT UNITES YOU, AS
YOU SAID, WITH YOUR OLD FRIEND HELEN MIRREN WHO WAS IN "THE
MOSQUITO COAST" WITH YOU BACK IN THE DAY OF 1986.
THERE YOU GO. SEXY AND STILL SEXY.
>> Harrison: SHE IS STILL SE SEXY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH HELEN MIRREN?
I ASK BECAUSE I HAVE MADE OUT WITH HELEN MIRREN HERE SHE CAME
ON HERE, FIRST TIME I EVER MET HER, SHE CAME ON AND PLANTS A
WET ONE ON ME. REALLY GRABS MY HEAD.
I WAS PARALYTIC FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
SHE'S. >> Harrison: SHE IS OUT THERE.
>> Stephen: SHE'S VERY HOT. >> Harrison: YEAH.
IT'S BEEN REMARKABLE TO WATCH HER.
THERE'S A LOT OF PHYSICAL ACTION AND SHE JUST JUMPS RIGHT IN AND
DO STUFF YOU DON'T IMAGINE HELEN MIRREN WOULD DO.
>> Stephen: RIGHT. >> Harrison: DAME HELEN
MIRREN. >> Stephen: THERE IS NOTHING
LIKE A DAME. I TELL YOU THAT.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. WHAT WERE THE CONDITIONS OF
DOING THIS BOOK? THIS IS --
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] MISSED OPPORTUNITY.
>> Harrison: MONEY FOR NOTHING.
CHICKS FOR FREE. >> Stephen: COMPARE THIS
ENVIRONMENT TO SHOOTING IN >> Audience: [CHANTING]
BECAUSE THAT IS MONTANA IN THE WINTER?
WHAT WAS IT LIKE? >> Harrison: IT WAS [BLEEP]
TERRIBLE. CAN YOU SAY THAT?
>> Stephen: SURE. >> Harrison: IT'S NICE IN THE
SUMMER. BUTTE, MONTANA, IS THE COLDEST
CITY IN THE CONTIGUOUS U.S. 48 STATES.
IT HAS BEEN FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
>> Stephen: HARRISON FORD IS GOING TO SAY, GUYS, CAN WE DO
THIS ON THE GREEN SCREEN? WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE OUT HERE IN
THE COLD? >> Harrison: NO.
I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO -- >> Stephen: ROUGH IT.
>> Harrison: DO IT THE RIGHT WAY.
THOSE ARE REAL HORSES. >> Stephen: WOW.
YOU DIDN'T GO WITH DIGITAL HORSES?
THAT'S INCREDIBLE. >> Harrison: REAL COWBOY
STUFF. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
SPREAD IN WYOMING I UNDERSTAND. >> Harrison: I HAVE A PLACE.
I HAVE A HOME IN WYOMING. >> Stephen: SO I SHOULDN'T SAY
"BREAD." >> Harrison: IT'S A SCHMEAR.
>> Stephen: ISN'T WORKING, DO YOU GROW CERTIFIED GRASS OR
CATTLE? >> Harrison: DO WE GROW WHAT?
>> Stephen: CERTIFIED GRASS. >> Harrison: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT IS. >> Stephen: HEY GRASS AND IT'S
BUNDLED. >> Harrison: I DIDN'T KNOW IT
WAS CERTIFIED GRASS. >> Stephen: MAYBE IT'S NOT.
AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE A SCHMEAR AND I HAVE AN APARTMENT IN
NEW YORK. WE HAVE A PEER, YOU AS THE
PATRIARCH JACOB DUNN, DO YOU, HARRISON FORD, KNOW WHAT WE ARE
ABOUT TO SEE? JIM.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? >> DON'T YOU FORGET.
I'M A MEMBER. >> MEMBERSHIP DOES NOT MEAN
IGNORE THE RULES. YOU GRAZED DOWN ALL YOUR GRASS
AND PUSHED HER FLOCK ON ANOTHER MAN'S GRASS.
>> THE LOCUSTS ATE MY GRASS. >> LOCUSTS EIGHT EVERYBODY'S
GRASS. WE ARE ALL SUFFERING.
TAKE YOUR FLOCK HIGHER. THAT'S RANCHING FOR YOU.
>> JACOB. >> I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE
OTHER 11. JUST YOU.
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BOAT WE ARE RIGHT BACK WITH --
WE ARE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE HARRISON FORD.
STICK AROUND.