Oh my gosh!
Okay.
Alright.
I'm gettin' all the spices, all the flavours!
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Ah! Good day everyone and welcome to today's video!
Sooo, I came across the secret menu of Starbucks.
I had to try them because they have rainbow frickin' drinks!
And I was like, okay wait what?
So apparently there's a bunch of different Starbucks drinks that are each color of the rainbow.
And I ordered all of them.
(laughs) Of course.
So, ahhh, let me just show you I want-
I don't even think I can hold these all at the same time.
Okay, I'm gonna drop them.
Okay, so we have yellow.
We have green.
We have blue.
We have purple.
And we have pink!
I don't- I have tried these yet
so I don't know what they taste like.
Uh, but I'm gonna redo the ingredients of each of them so you can order them yourselves.
Ya! Without further damn do let's get with the video!
*sarcastic voice* Let's get with the video Joey, that makes total sense.
Ya!
So, the first one. I'd say we just go in order of like, color of the rainbow.
Now, this was supposed to be "orange"...
it's not orange.
This is yellow.
I don't know what you're playing at,
but in my country, we call this color yellow!
So, basically this says...
ask for mango juice with vanilla bean, powder and a splash of coconut milk.
So... those are the ingredients.
This is the color.
It's gorgeous, beautiful.
Let's have a little sippy sippy.
*lip smack noise*
Ahhhh!
Reminds me of like a creamsicle type thing.
It's weird.
I don't think I really like this.
There's no way I can drink a whole thing of this.
It does taste like a creamsicle.
Uh, the mango with the vanilla bean is a very odd mixture.
I love how I keep sipping it even though I'm like
"I don't think I really like it."
*keeps sipping*
Yea.
I mean, I'm gonna rate these all at the end based on the order of how I like it.
But...
EUGH
The more I think about it...
GROSS!
Up next... what's the next color?
Red, orange, yellow...
green.
We'll do green.
Okay.
Umm.
I didn't get a red drink!
What the hell?
Okay, well.
Mostly every color on the rainbow. (laughs)
Um, okay.
What is the next kind of green?
So, the green one which...
I don't know, I feel like a lot of people have this flavored drink.
This one's just...
black tea, no water, substitute with coconut milk and matcha.
Let's see.
MHHHMMM
Oh my God, okay.
So, I've been on like a matcha case.
So this is everything to me.
Mhhmm
I can finish this whole thing in 2 frickin' sips.
I TELL YOU!
Does anyone else like drink their Starbucks so frickin' fast?
I swear.
I actually drink all my drinks really fast but...
Starbucks, honestly like a venti is not enough for me.
I sometimes get trenta.
I get turnt up on my trenta!
This one's by far my favorite.
Matcha.
I love you forever and always.
Although, I got matcha powder online.
Maybe I like, diagnosed myself wrongly.
But, after I have matcha I don't really tire.
And then I couldn't go on with the rest of my day.
But I'm starting to think, maybe I was just lazy that week that I had matcha.
But I haven't had it since...
and I've had energy back.
So let me know if you guys have ever ran into that with matcha.
I know it's not really like an American drink
to really have so.
All those Japanese people out there, tell me.
Blue.
Okay.
This is an interesting color blue.
I don't understand this.
Okay, so the blue drink is...
ask for a Passion Tango Tea with no water and then
sub soy milk and add vanilla syrup.
Okay.
Bon appétit.
Let's see how you taste.
Oh my gosh!
Okay.
Alright.
I'm gettin' all the spices, all the flavours!
What is happening up in my mouth?
Guys, this is so frickin' confusing!
I don't know what I'm tasting.
It tastes really frickin' good though.
It kinda tastes like spicy.
This is my all time frickin' favorite drink from Starbucks.
Holy frickin' crap.
Sorry matcha, but this is good!
What is in this?
Passion Tango Tea with soy milk.
What?
How the hell?
I don't know what this Passion Tango Tea is but...
What is this taste I'm gettin-
I don't know, but frickin' good guys. Get this!
MMHHMmmmhmhm
Okay.
Moving on to the next flavor!
We have pink and purple left.
...
Which one should I do first?
Let's go with...
purple! *lifts wrong cup*
Did I say purple and then went like this?
(laughs)
I meant purple!
Okay, what does the purple have inside of it?
What are you, my dear?
Okay, the purple drink is...
ask for- OH!
Euh
Eh
Er
*intense stuttering*
Ask for iced Passion Tango Tea with no water, substitute with soy milk...
and add black berries?
So, the difference between those two is the black berries?
They must have done something because I
told them I want the blue drink, I want the purple drink.
They must have known something.
Maybe they're a little different, but let's taste.
*SHOCKED*
Yeah, there's definitely a difference.
This tastes much different.
It's not as good.
How dare you claim to have the same exact ingredients as my all time favorite blue?
Has someone told you that you were
shi- fly, cute, hot? Yeah, you were none of those things.
Yeah, let me see.
Taste test between the two.
Delicous.
Knock-off delicious.
*dissatisfied*
I don't like that one.
Doesn't sit in my stomach very well.
Okay, well that leaves us with our very last flavor, which is pink drink.
This, umm...
I've had this before.
I vlogged about it when I was coming back from Mexico.
Let's see, what is in the pink one.
A Strawberry Ascai Refresher made with coconut milk instead of water...
with scoops strawberries or blackberries or both.
Okay.
Bon appétit everyone.
Let's see if it's the way that I remember.
*even more dissatisfied*
*loud slurp noises*
*MOUTH POP*
EWW
I don't know what this one was made out of...
but it is too sweet!
It is too disgusting!
What the frickin' heck.
I- Do I dare to sip it again?
Yes I do dare. I dare my- dare I- I dare you Joey to sip it.
Okay.
*ded*
Eughuh
Shutters.
I twitch all the things.
*disgusted* This was not good.
I don't know if it was them making it but
I feel like the first time I had it was good.
My stomach already hurts.
Okay.
Let's- let's rank these guys.
Okay.
So, first one blue.
Second one, green.
Third one, purple.
Oh, yeah, I can- I don't know if I can hold these.
We're gonna try though.
Fourth one, yellow?
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I'm trying!
And then the fifth one, pink!
Okay, so this is the order.
I don't have a second camera to show you guys.
Umm
These are them!
These are my-
*in raspy voice* my babies!
I love them!
But not all of them, I have favorites!
Not gonna lie.
Blue one is by far the best.
Go get it now.
Don't get the pink, don't get the yellow.
Get the knock-off purple and the green ones, it's delicious too.
Well, I hope you all enjoyed today's random, stupid Starbucks video.
If you did, please give it a big ol' thumbs up and-
*burps* Oops!
Excuse me (giggles), I'll see you all next time!
Good damn byeee!
*making thumbnail*
*mmm watchya say*
*drink spills* OHH!
OH B*TCH
SHE SPILL
OH NOOO!
I was trying to pose for a thumbnail
and the frickin' pink drink spilled EVERYWHERE!
Oh my gosh.
Oopsie!
Well, pink one I'm sorry it's time that you hopefully got my thumbnail.
(laughs)
Ohhh no it got on the carpet.
Okay, well.
Oops.