Hey, guys.
It's Tyler.
Today, we have the best video--
You started recording without me?
Uh, no.
Hey, guys.
It's Rachel and--
Tyler.
This is my boyfriend.
And we're doing the boyfriend tag, because a lot of you guys
have seen him on Instagram and Twitter and Snapchat.
We both wrote up some questions for ourselves
to ask the other person.
So the consequence if one of us gets the question wrong
is that we have a bunch of water balloons filled
with gross things.
This one's filled with cereal.
If this video gets to 500,000 likes,
then I'm going to do a video with Tyler where he has
to wear my clothes for a day.
Comment down below who you think is
going to win and get the most questions
right about the other person.
OK, so let's get on with the questions.
They're over there?
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
I think you should ask the first question.
OK.
Question one, what was I wearing when we first met?
You were wearing dry clean only sweatpants.
Name all of my pets.
He has a Yorkie named Bagio--
OK.
--a Great Dane named Remy-- full name Rembrandt--
another Great Dane named Posie, and then a black cat
named sister.
And?
What?
A black cat named Brother.
And another cat named Brother.
Next.
I don't know if that counts.
Oh, you're so cute.
You want a hug?
What's the exact moment of my birth?
First of all--
OK, good start.
This is not something you've ever told me.
I told you.
April 16--
Yes.
--1991.
Correct.
9:40 AM.
So close.
9:45 AM.
9:42.
What?
No.
No, no, no.
Oh!
What did I dress up as for Halloween in sixth grade?
Anyway, what did you dress up as?
I dressed up as [INAUDIBLE] from The Eagles.
Well, you've never told me that ever.
I showed you a picture.
Bite it.
You're so damp.
I hate damp things.
Thought you weren't ticklish.
You are.
No, don't-- stop.
Seriously?
How did I get stitches for the first time?
You were being babysat with your sister.
She hit you with a wine bottle?
Wow.
OK.
So that makes my entire family look like--
my sister and her friend Rachel were
trying to hide my babysitter's shoe in the refrigerator,
as all kids do.
To make room for the shoe, they pulled the apple cider bottle
back and just cracked me in the face.
Where would my dream vacation be?
This is a trick question, because you go,
anywhere I'd go, I'd like if it's with you.
I love you.
Oh.
The hope in your eyes is so sad, because I know [INAUDIBLE]..
Asparagus growing.
--an asparagus farm.
That's not a dream vacation.
Yes, it is.
I spent, like, three hours trying
to think of difficult questions.
And I think we worked too hard.
What happened to, what's my favorite color?
What's my favorite color?
I don't know.
What color are my eyes.
Blue.
Mine?
Brown.
We know each other so well.
If we're going to a restaurant, what restaurant is it?
Chipotle.
And what am I ordering?
You get a chicken burrito with mild salsa, cheese, chicken,
brown rice.
Is that it?
What's my favorite joke to tell people?
What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both lawyers.
That's a lawful joke.
I'll be the judge of that.
He can wiggle his ears.
Do it.
Is it doing anything?
Making my ears wiggle.
What city was the college I went to in?
Ithaca?
Correct.
What number was I at Cornell for the soccer team?
22.
Why did I have to stop playing in my playroom
when I was younger?
"Why did I have to stop playing in my playroom
when I was younger?"
Can I just get a bunch of guesses,
because you've never told me this.
Yes, I have.
Why?
We had a bees' nest.
And we also had a wasp nest.
And the bees and the wasps were at war.
You've never told me this.
So we couldn't go in the playroom, because--
You didn't tell me this.
If we wanted to change the channel,
we'd sprint through it while the bees and wasps were fighting,
change the channel, and then run away.
It doesn't work.
Ah.
When I was growing up, I had a stuffed bear.
What was the bear's name?
Mr. Fitzgerald.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
His name was Bear, because I was not creative.
Oh, my god, it got everywhere down my blouse.
What song always makes me happy whenever it plays?
You play it on the guitar.
Oh, so I have two answers.
The first one is "Let Her Go" by Passengers
that I play on guitar for you.
Yes.
The other one, whenever either of us
is even slightly upset, we have a rule where
if this song plays, we both have to just stop being upset
and sing it, which is Moana--
"How Far I'll Go."
What's my biggest fear?
Heights.
How did I get this star next to my eye?
Did you get bit by a dog?
No.
I ran in the hallways, and there was no "wet floor" sign.
Ow.
She put an entire egg in a water balloon right now.
Oh.
It's good for your hair.
It'll condition it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I have two sisters.
When are their birthdays?
Oh.
What is the nickname I call you?
Tyler Bambi.
My last name is not Bambi.
No.
I named Tyler after--
I got named after her dog, which is so much worse.
When I was younger, my dad, whenever I did something wrong,
would have two ways of punishing me.
What were they?
One was he would have you write down whatever
you did wrong a bunch of times.
And the other thing was that he would
make you wake up from when you were sleeping
and just stand in the middle of the room.
What is the name of my wall's paint?
Fair Doo Blue.
Honolulu Blue by Benjamin Moore.
Oh.
Oh, is this shampoo?
Yeah.
That was actually very helpful.
Thank you.
How was your shower?
What was the name of my preschool?
Oh, my goodness.
Um, oh, um-- something Townhouse?
Is that your final answer?
Yes.
No.
Is that Elmer's glue?
Yeah.
You tasted it.
OK.
So that's all the questions.
But we still have two water balloons left.
So I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
If you like the previous two videos, put those down below
and subscribe right over there whenever you guys are ready.
OK, I love you guys so much.
Bye.