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- Hi guys, it's Jetta from Studio C,
here is a very special sketch where I get to play Peter Pan,
this sketch was cut for time,
but that doesn't mean
that you shouldn't be able to enjoy it.
So, enjoy it.
[audience applause]
- Yes, hello, hi.
[sighs]
Ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a real treat.
Reprising her role for the first time in 38 years,
we have one of the original Peter Pans.
Audience member: Whoo!
- Yeah!
Now, get ready for her to whisk you off to Neverland.
[giggles]
Broadway legend, Georgia Clifford!
[audience cheering]
- Hello Benton, Idaho Community Theater!
Let's go boys.
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Whee!
Okay, okay yeah,
the whee's are bad for my back.
That's right, thank you,
okay!
How are ya?
[audience applause]
That's right,
here's some glitter in your face,
boom!
Razzle dazzle.
Wendy: Boy, what is your name?
- Oh, here we go.
The play.
Cockadoodledoo, my name is Peter Pan,
the boy who won't grow up.
And what is your name?
- Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
- I'm Michael.
- And I'm celebrated stage actress,
Georgia Clifford.
You may know me by my beloved role as Peter Pan.
[audience laughter]
- And I'm John.
- Where do you live Peter?
- Well, a lady doesn't tell that until a second date.
Whoo, kidding, kidding!
Neverland, second star to the right
and then straight on 'till morning, baby.
Here's some more razzle dazzle.
- Oh!
[choking]
- You know back in the day,
we used to throw asbestos.
[audience laughter]
- Why, Neverland sounds wonderful Peter,
how do we get there?
Won't you take us?
Michael and John: Yes Peter, please take us.
- All right, the only way to get there is to fly.
- But Peter, we're only children,
we don't know how to fly.
- Well, all you need is faith,
poof!
Trust, poof!
and a little bit of pixie dust!
You know, originally,
they wanted to call it fairy sand.
[audience laughter]
Isn't that dumb?
Anyway, back to the play!
[upbeat piano]
♪ Fly, fly, way up high, ♪
♪ think a happy thought and you'll touch the sky! ♪
All: ♪ Fly, fly, way up high, ♪
♪ think a happy thought and you'll touch the sky. ♪
[Peter scatting]
[children scatting]
Just me now!
[scatting]
♪ Think a happy thought and you touch the sky! ♪
- I'll think of mermaids!
- I'll think of Christmas!
- I'll think of Florida!
Best investment I ever made.
- And I'll think of candy.
- That's right, the play.
I was thinking of Florida.
Best investment I ever made.
[upbeat piano resumes]
All: ♪ Fly, fly, way up high, ♪
♪ think a happy thought and you'll touch the sky. ♪
Peter: All right, help me up here boys!
Oopsie daisy!
Okay, yep.
Oh, yeah.
I'm flying!
Look at me fly!
[audience cheering]
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, the original Nana,
Clint Dilley!
[audience cheering]
[laughter]
- [gruff voice] Did she tell you it used to be called fairy sand?
Isn't that dumb?
- Let's sing it again!
All: ♪ Fly, fly, way up high, ♪
♪ think a happy thought and you'll touch-- ♪
Peter: JUST ME NOW!
[scatting]
And that's Peter Pan.
Good night!
[audience applause]