- Can we identify a stain with just our nose holes?
- Let's talk about that.
(exciting music)
(fire whooshing)
- Good mythical morning.
- Mythical Beasts, your questions are like dirty clothes
and we put 'em into our washing machine answer minds,
turn 'em around and then return them to you,
totally clean but smaller than you expect.
- We asked you to ask us questions about laundry.
- Laundry.
- And our first question comes from
Ashley Billy - Ashley Billy.
- Who I'm gonna call, Miss Billy.
- Miss Billy.
- Miss Billy, asks-- - Ask us a question.
- "How do you get out those tough stains
"when you can't get to a washing machine?
"Like when you spell that spaghetti for the lunch meeting
"all over your new blouse."
Well, Miss Billy. - Miss Billy.
- The first step is identifying the stain,
because if you misidentify the stain and treat it wrong,
you can set it in for life
and all the great launderers like mama, my sweet mama.
- Oh, don't bring your mama into this.
- No,
you gotta identify the stain-- - A high standard.
- With your nose.
She never looked at anything.
She just identified it with her nose.
So we're gonna be just like my mama today.
- Hmm.
So we're gonna play a game where we do that.
It's called,
"Name That's Stain." (exciting music)
- As you can see, we can't.
- Just like Rhett's mom, we're going to identify stains
that come in on a clothes line using only our sniffers
and the one that guesses the most stains correct, wins.
Let's do it.
(lively music)
- Round one! - Round one!
- All right, roll the first one in.
- Oh, I can, it hit my shoulder.
- Oh. - Is it in there?
- So it's there. - It's in there, okay.
- Now-- - So we gotta use
some sort of teamwork to--
- Well, the stain has been done on both sides
but it's in the same spot.
- Okay. - So this could get
a little awkward, Link. - It's localized?
(Mythical Crew laughing) - Oh.
Is that you or the stain? - Where is it?
That's you right there, huh? - Oh, gosh.
- That could be you because I think I know what it is
and I know that you enjoy this,
this substance. - Oh, yeah.
- Okay, yeah. - Oh, gosh.
Maybe there should be some kind of signal.
Like one of us is going in,
like I'll click twice when I'm coming in.
(Link clicking)
Oh, there you are again.
Oh, oh gosh. - I'm doing that
so you can zero in on it.
(Rhett and Link clicking)
- I'm right on the other side of you.
Yeah. - Don't think about that.
Just think about the stain.
- I know what it is, man. - Mmm, oh.
- I'm ready to guess, man. - I see, okay.
- [Stevie] Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one.
- Coffee! - Coffee!
- [Stevie] You're both correct.
- Oh. (bell ringing)
Oh, it was actually way up there.
- Oh.
- I got a little stream of it down here.
- We were playing nosies right around here,
around, "Senior Care."
It just says, "Home Instead,
"Senior Care."
You don't have that side.
- No, I got the back side.
- Yeah, mine, there's a design over here.
- How do you spill coffee on the back of a t-shirt?
Sadly, I've done it.
(lively music)
- Round two! - Round two!
- All right, Chase, wheel it in.
There's a lot on the line here.
Well, there's probably just one thing on the line.
It's in there?
- [Chase] Yep.
- [Rhett] I believe...
- Oh, there's a-- - Oh.
- [Link] We gotta zero in on it.
- Oh, go high.
Go high.
- [Link] Okay.
- Go high, you're gonna have to stand up for this.
Oh.
Oh, oh, okay.
- I'm not following for that joke.
I'm not touching my nose to your nose.
Why? (Rhett laughing)
Why you think that's a good idea?
It's disturbing but I'm not falling for it.
I almost did, I was like, "No."
- How high did you get?
- My butt left the seat
and then I realized-- - Oh,
my butt was six inches up.
(Mythical Crew laughing)
Okay.
- It's not-- - Make a noise so I can
know where you're at. - It's not down here.
(Rhett and Link clicking)
- Echolocation.
(Rhett and Link clicking)
It's difficult to breathe
at the same time I'm doing that, though.
- I think it, is it down here?
(Link clicking) (Mythical Crew laughing)
- Oh, oh, oh yeah, it is.
I've made contact.
(Rhett and Link clicking)
- Why do I have to... (Link clicking)
when you're already down there?
- [Rhett] Oh, ew.
- Hold on, is that the edge?
(Rhett and Link laughing) (Mythical Crew laughing)
Why are you trying to--
- I'm not--
- Trying to-- - I'm not trying to--
- Trying to rub noses. - I'm not trying to,
to kiss you with my nose, man. - That's not cool, man.
- I'm not trying to do that.
- This is a trust exercise and I trust that you're
not gonna do that. - That's where...
I can't touch it.
Is it moved, it moved.
- It's narrow.
(Mythical Crew laughing) (Rhett and Link laughing)
I'm scared.
- I know what it is just based on the time
I actually zeroed in on it, now, it's gone.
- It is gone.
(Rhett clicking)
- Ohm you right there?
- Yeah. (Link laughing)
- Come on, dude.
- No, I know what it is, man. - I need an answer,
guys. - All right.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Mustard. - Mustard.
- [Stevie] You're both correct.
(bell ringing)
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's shorts. - It's down there.
Were our faces like right here?
- It's a pair of purple shorts,
Link. - Look at that.
- You know, that you get mustard on.
(lively music)
- Round Three. - Round Three.
- Okay, bring her in. (clothes line squeaking)
- It's squeaky.
Okay.
Ooh, there's fabric.
- Oh. - Oh, is that you?
- Yeah, that was me. (Link clicking)
- There's a strong smell.
Oh. - Where's it coming from?
- That's, that's--
- You know what, let's, hold on, let's do this.
- I think I'm right on it. - I'm gonna do a circle
to the right, you do a circle to the left.
- It stinks, man.
Ooh, ah, I found it.
Right here.
- Ew, ew. - Oh, oh.
(Link clicking)
It's right here.
- Oh. (Link clicking)
- Here it is.
I'm using my nose to touch, which is...
Ugh, it does stink.
- Oh, gosh, but it's, it does...
- I had it and I lost it but--
- It doesn't smell like any stain.
- Oh, there it is, there it is, there it is.
- Oh. - Right there.
- Hey.
Ooh. - Ew, ew.
Somebody sat in something.
(Link laughing) (Mythical Crew laughing)
All right.
Oh, I'm done with that. (Rhett groaning)
- [Stevie] Okay guys, ready?
- I feel like I know what that is.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Tuna fish? - Cat food.
- [Stevie] It was cat food, Link.
- Yes! - Whoa!
- Link Neal takes the lead.
(lively music)
- Round four! - Round four!
- All right, reel it in.
(clothes line squeaking)
Squeaky.
- Okay, I got an idea for this one.
This is like-- - Yeah?
- When you're trying to like locate
something that you lost. - Oh!
Hold on,
something just hit me. (Mythical Crew laughing)
- What?
A smell? - Something...
Yeah, a smell hit me.
Oh, dude.
I knew you were gonna bring in something stinky,
I just had to know that. - Start over here.
- Make a clicker?
- No, no, and we're just gonna go
in a big circle that gets smaller.
- I can't, you're here?
(Rhett and Link clicking)
I'm afraid to touch this.
- [Rhett] Where is it?
- Oh. - Is my face in it?
- There's wetness here.
It's stinky. - It just smells like
really dirty clothes.
- It's high smelling, like sour.
- Ugh, where is this? (Link clicking)
- It's down here. - Yeah?
(Link clicking)
Whatever it is, it started at the top
and then it (Link groaning)
went to the bottom.
(Link gagging)
(Mythical Crew laughing)
- Ew, God.
Oh God, that is stink. - Actually, that...
Oh, gosh!
- I mean, that could be human. (Rhett groaning)
I can't smell it anymore.
Eddie, if you did what's on this shirt,
I'm gonna be upset.
All right. (Rhett groaning)
- [Stevie] Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Coyote urine. - Blood?
- [Stevie] It is blood.
It's cow blood.
- Oh! - Oh!
(Mythical Crew laughing)
- Oh, come on, we were nosing that.
Ugh. - What in the world?
- And it was all over.
It's like, "I think I found it."
It's everywhere.
What, you killed the cow with the t-shirt?
(Rhett groaning)
(lively music)
- Round five! - Round five!
- Man, I'm afraid to have another one reeled in.
- Is it--
- Oh, but it's being reeled in.
- It's gonna get worse than blood, isn't it?
- Oh my gosh.
- Ugh.
(Link clicking)
Oh, oh.
- Up, up?
- No, I'm about to gag, it's like--
- It doesn't smell bad to me.
- Maybe I haven't found it, have you found it?
- I don't know. (Link clicking)
- I'm down here. - Hold on.
I'm afraid to actually sniff.
I'm actually not sniffing,
I'm just putting my nose next to it.
- Are you touching it with your nose?
I'm not touching anything with my nose anymore.
I'm having trouble finding it. - I'm going low.
You do the top, I'll do the bottom.
- It smells pretty clean right here.
- [Rhett] Where the heck is it?
Where are you?
Make the clicking. (Link clicking)
- Hey. - What?
- You down here too?
(Rhett and Link laughing) (Mythical Crew laughing)
- Yeah, you think they put crap on these jeans?
- Ooh!
I just got hit with a little putrid something.
- Oh, oh, oh.
(Rhett gagging) (Mythical Crew laughing)
- Give me a clicker.
I gotta hone in. (Rhett clicking)
(Rhett whimpering) (Link clicking)
Oh. - No.
- There it is.
Whoa.
Ooh.
Ooh. (Link gagging)
It's not, it doesn't smell as bad as the blood.
- What is it?
I don't-- - Isn't it sour?
- I have a guess, I don't think, I hope it's not right.
- Ah, okay.
- [Stevie] Okay?
Three, two, one.
- Spoiled milk. - Bile?
- Spoiled milk?
- [Stevie] It's garbage water.
(alarm buzzing)
It's just a bunch of garbage
that's been sitting out and then put on there.
- Ugh. - Ew, it's green.
(lively music)
- Round six! - Round six!
- Bring it in.
I'm so frightened at this point.
- I'm so hungry right now.
I'm so appetized by this exercise.
- Oh gosh.
Oh gosh.
Oh, wow. - I don't--
- It's amazing how smell can hit.
- Do you know why?
(Rhett gagging) (Mythical Crew laughing)
Do you know why our body makes us do that, Link?
- Because--
- To not let anything go down. - Our bodies knows
it's not supposed to be sniffed anymore.
What is on that is not supposed to go into this.
- Are you tasting it with your mouth
or breathing through your nose?
- It's giving me an instant stomach ache, man.
- Oh! (Link gagging)
Oh, gosh!
(Link gagging) (Mythical Crew laughing)
Oh!
(Link coughing)
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh my goodness.
I thought I'd smelled it and I thought it was...
(Rhet gagging) (Mythical Crew laughing)
Oh my gosh.
Oh no.
- No, oh yes. - Oh no.
- It's that bad, dude.
- I'm, that hurt me.
- My eyes, my eyes are just streaming water
underneath this thing right now.
I can't go back over there.
- I'm trying to be brave, man.
I'm trying so hard to be brave.
I just wanna be a brave, boy.
(Link gagging)
- [Link] Oh my gosh.
- I wanna be a brave boy. - I can't.
Okay, let's just... (Rhett gagging)
Oh, God.
Okay, I'm gonna guess, 'cause I don't even care if I win,
I just wanna get this outta here.
- [Stevie] Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Dookie. - Cow Feces.
If it's human,
you guys are all fired. - Hmm
- I'm saying cow feces. - It's--
- Well, I said dookie, so do I need to--
- Well then, that has to be your answer.
- All right.
- [Stevie] It's actually buck urine.
(alarm buzzing)
(Rhett groaning)
- That's pee from a deer?
(Rhett groaning)
- Where is it?
- It's nowhere.
It's invisible.
That's the beauty of it.
(exciting music)
- Well, there are no winners.
- No. - And therefore,
we're both losers, actually. - Yes.
- And, therefore, there is no prize.
- But there is another question from Mikee Pham who asks,
"Where do socks go in the laundry?
"Is there some sort of laundry ghost that ate it
"and one day it's gonna rise and attack everyone on earth
"and there will be no socks left?"
- Mikee, there is no such thing as a laundry ghost.
- However, somebody is taking your socks
and we found an internet video that explains it.
This guy has done
a lot of research. - Mm-hmm.
- And so, we'll just let him explain the whole thing to you.
Take a look.
- [Man] Hey guys, Vigilant Black Rabbit, here.
Socks. (ominous tempo music)
Why is it that when you put two in the dryer,
only one comes out?
Well, all you gotta do is follow the money.
The largest sock provider in the world
is the RENFRO Corporation,
and one of RENFRO's largest warehouses
is located in Cleveland, Tennessee.
And around that factory,
you'll find a couple of listings
by the real estate giant Berkshire Hathaway,
owned by Warren Buffett.
On September 18th, 2008,
Warren Buffett announced the purchase of a company called
Constellation Energy Group,
potentially one of the biggest deals
on Wall Street at the time.
Also on Wall Street that very same day,
the bell of the New York Stock Exchange was rung
by a young man named Elijah Wood.
One of the top Berkshire Hathaway listings
in Cleveland, Tennessee?
181 Elijah Way.
Wake up, sheeple, Elijah Wood is stealing your socks.
But he doesn't want you to know.
That's why in virtually every picture of Elijah wood
he's hiding his socks.
Need more proof?
Well, who needs socks?
People with big feet.
Who has big feet?
Hobbits.
Who's a Hobbit?
Elijah Wood.
As a high level sock warlock,
he frequently flashes this hand signal,
which you'll notice forms the exact shape
of one of those measuring things
they squeeze your foot into at the shoe store.
He's not even trying to hide it.
And now for the smoking gun.
In 2003,
Wood starred in the direct-to-video movie "All I Want,"
but take a closer look.
"All I Want Is Socks."
Seems like an odd choice for someone
coming off of "Lord the Rings,"
one of the biggest movie trilogies in human history,
until you realize that the movie had an alternate title,
"Try 17."
Why should we try 17?
What is he telling us?
Well, seven minus one equals six.
The movie followed a trilogy.
What does a trilogy of sixes look like?
Six, six, six.
666 is the highest thread count available in fancy socks.
But that's not all.
666 also stands for June 6th, 2006,
which is only five months and two weeks
before the release of Wood's animated feature, "Happy Feet."
Why are his feet so happy?
Because he has your socks.
Stay vigilant and keep an eye on those socks.
- I'm convinced.
- Very, very compelling.
- Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing.
- You know what time it is.
- Hello, it's Susanna from the dew forest
of Gothenburg, Sweden,
and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Make sure you check out this week's episode
of "Good Mythical Crew," this coming Saturday morning,
where you can see the hilariously gross process
that these guys went through to stain those shirts.
- Yes, "Good Mythical Crew,"
every Saturday morning on this channel.
Click through to "Good Mythical Moore,"
we're gonna open your mail,
including finding out what these are
and candidly answer your laundry questions.
- "World's Worst Victoria's Secret Employee."
- May I help you?
- Yeah, I-- - I would say--
- I'm getting some panties.
- D?
Panties are perfect for you. (Mythical Crew laughing)
- Yeah, yeah. - Right, right?
- They're well, they're not--
- Really, look at that.
Look, they're perfect.
- They're from my wife. - Try 'em on.
- They're for my wife. - Try, look.
Try 'em on right now!
Try 'em on, take your-- - Whoa.
- Take your pants off,
your pants off-- - Oh.
- And put on the,
put on the panties. - But the sign says,
if you do this-- - And then--
- You stain it, you buy it.
- Nope, nope, nope, did you just stain it?
- Yeah.
Yeah, 'cause your scared me.
(Rhett and Link laughing)
(upbeat music)
- What, am I the only one that wears underwear
more than two days in a row? - Are you being serious?
- [Stevie] You wear underwear four days in a row?
- By accident sometimes.
Did I say that?
Two days, definitely. (lively music)