Oh my God Bryan did you see the season finale of Game of Thrones?
I did. I was at your house.
You said we were going to watch The Bachelorette.
-Oopsy daisy, honey did I do that? -[laughs]
[theme song]
Oh my God, so at the beginning it's the
trial of the century in Westeros, so everyone had to get up.
♪ ♪
-You got my money? -Later. Go away.
Bryan: I can't believe Game of Thrones showed a successful
gay conversion during pride month.
Loras: I lay with other men. I take full responsibility,
and unburden myself with my desires.
Disgusting.
Bryan: And Vintage Mia Farrow was serving Appletinis
and honey, everyone was getting one.
John: Wow, you can really taste the apples
Jonathan: Oh my God, and then Baby Tomtom was Baby gone-gone.
[Goofy holler]
Bryan: And then Vintage Mia Farrow was giving us a preview
of her upcoming memoirs.
Cersei: I fuck my brother, because it feels good to feel him inside of me.
Jonathan: And then High guard Maggie Smith was like
someone with the worse case of OCD, after an earthquake,
because she was putting everybody in their place.
Olenna: What is your name again? Barbara?
You look like an angry little boy--
Do shut up dear. Anything from you? Good.
[bell rings]
Bryan: And then Christina and Vintage Smith Jerrod consciously uncouple.
-Daario: Bring me with you. -Daenerys: I can't.
I hope it brings you happiness.
Bryan: And then Munch-munch finally wins the hand of the queen gold medal.
Jonathan: That hug, Gabby Douglas is going into Rio Olympics.
-What about Simone? -What about Simone?!
Honey Simone's coming to going to ride in there honey.
-She ain't got nothing on Gabby! -No. yes she does honey.
-No she doesn't! -She's world champion girl.
-She's two-time world champion. -Oh, how many Olympic Gold Medals
-does Simone Biles have? -She's 15!
Yes, so we'll see how she handles that pressure.
-Oh, I can't wait for Simone. -I can't wait for you to
eat your little beautiful, gay man, white person words.
I am not gay!
Jonathan: And then nobody wanted to support Jon Snow
for king until that little miss no sunshine completely
read everyone for not respecting the rules of the phone tree.
Lyanna: You refused the call.
[phone ringing]
Jonathan: And then Baby Bran was watching his Trivo
when he stumbles upon this old episode of Maury
where he finds out that Ned Stark is not the father.
That baby looks 100% like Bruce Willis.
Jonathan: And then Vintage Mia Farrow takes her seat on the throne.
And then I just think of all the violence, all the harassment,
all the rape, all the shame, all the shit that all
these strong ass ladies had to go through.
And they realized the best thing about being a woman is
♪ The prerogative to have a little fun ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ I wanna be free-yeah ♪
♪ To feel the way I feel ♪
♪ Man, I feel like a woman ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ ♪
You go girl.
I really can't wait for Divorce for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh my God, you're serving me Tommen realness.
Ahh! Splat.
Oh, you're dead.
-Stop touching your hair so much... -Sorry.
Where are...
my dragons?
Jonathan: Whoa. What's happening?
-Like that right? -Yeah, that's really cute.
You don't wanna-- Oh.
-Oh. -[laughs]
Dude, did you watch Gay of Thrones?
Dude, is Muhammad Ali the original GOAT?
-Hell yeah. -[laughs]
[theme music]
From the get, Long Haired John Cena asked LeBryan James if he's seen Game of Thrones.
Oh my God Bryan did you see the season finale of Game of Thrones?
I did.
And then Long Haired John Cena sets up a clip from gore porn
Lord of the Rings like the sweetest 8-iron chip shot.
But just when you think she's done bartending,
oh no she's not, because she's still serving [inaudible]
that horizontal house [inaudible]
-4 feet from the hole. -That's what she said.
Dude, Long Haired John Cena always kills it,
but he and LeBryan James straight up decapitated the
season finale of Gay of Thrones.
-It was epic. -Epic.
-♪ Is it ♪ -♪ What is it ♪
♪ You want it all but you can't have it ♪
Dude, he's so gay I love it.
-Yo, can I get real? -Go ahead.
If you were gay, would you bone Jonathan?
Uh, dude, that's a Jonathan Van Yes.
Dude, if I were gay I would invite him over to my place,
have a small batch of IPA, watch Revenant on Blu-ray,
and then we'd fuck.
[screaming, growling]
That's a cool technique.
Dude, being gay must be so fucking rad.
It must be like being immediately good at surfing.
-Surf's up. -Yeah. Dicks up.
At the end when they referenced Shania Twain,
I felt so good, it was like I hit my bench press PR.
-What is it? -335.
That don't impress me much.
Ah-ah, oh-oh.
I'm kidding man. That's very impressive.
♪ ♪
You go girl.
My favorite song.
-Oh hunty... -So fierce.
Too sweet. Too sweet.
Hey boys, could I join?
[shouts]
[together] Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!