- Sunny!
Oh, good morning, my little perfect princess puppy dog.
How did you sleep?
(yawns)
- Good morning, honey.
(sighs)
- Oh, you are such a thirsty girl!
Oh, drink it all up!
Oh my God, do you have to make noise when you drink?
Can you just do that quieter please?
I think I just heard her sneeze
and I think her eyes are runny.
I think she has allergies!
We need to call a vet or a dog allergy specialist!
She looks miserable, you guys.
I think she's in pain.
Did you hear her breathing? Do you hear that?
It's a little conge-
Does she sound congested to you?
Bark once if it's allergies.
She didn't bark; there's an issue.
(sneezes)
Are you gonna be doing that all day?
So gross.
Do you wanna go to the dog park again?
I mean, I know we just went but you deserve it.
- Hey honey, I'm gonna go see Chris.
- [Kim] Again?
- Yeah, I mean, we're just gonna sit in the backyard
for, like, a hour or something.
- [Kim] You did that, like, two weeks ago!
- Yeah, I'm gonna do it again this week.
He's a friend of mine!
- [Kim] No, what about your family?
- My family?
- No, get closer; love me more.
Okay, get closer.
Okay, yeah.
This is perfect!
Oh, yeah.
I mean, can I just get a little bit of space?
Just, like, a little.
Thank you.
Okay, sweetie, do you need a treat?
Do you need a snack? Are you hungry?
Has it been one whole hour since you've had anything to eat?
- Oh man, I am hungry.
- Do not eat all my avocados.
No, no, no, that chicken's for tonight.
That chicken's for tonight
and eggs- I'm using them for something.
Stop. Just, no.
Find a cracker.
- Got some mustard.
- Yeah, mustard and a cracker.
Listen, I'm only gonna be gone for, like, 10 minutes
and I'm gonna miss you so much.
Okay, you gonna be okay?
Just 10 minutes and I'll be right back.
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna miss you.
Can I have a hug?
I just gotta- Just a quick hug.
Okay, bye. I gotta go.
- [Penn] Where? Where are you going?
Honey, you just trailed off.
Kim?
- Did my little fluffer-nutter get muddy?
I'm gonna get you some towels and a hairdryer
and I'm gonna get you all clean.
- Hey, I'm back!
- Don't you dare bring mud into my house!
Take off those shoes.
You leave those shoes outside.
Oh hi, Sunny bunny. I was just-
You know what? I'm done.
I'm done with that anyway; it's fine.
Oh, come on. Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you for coming to see me!
(yawns)
Well, I guess I'm done reading now.
Fine.
There goes my alone time.
Sunny, that is such a good poop!
Good job.
Oh, I see another one.
Good job, Sunny!
Oh my gosh, can you do that somewhere else?
That's disgusting.
- Where else do you want me to do it?
- I don't know; Sunny goes outside.
Can you try that?
- You want me to go outs-
Okay, real quick.
My wife is not that mean to the rest of us.
She's a very, very sweet, loving, and caring woman
but-
- I do like the dog more than I like the people in my house.
So, I will say that I'm not this terrible but it did-
We came up with this because it made me laugh
because one morning, Penn tried to talk to me
while I was, like, doing my Peloton workout.
I was like, "Stop it! I have nine minutes left.
This is my personal space," and then like-
- Sunny, like, got on the pedals
and made you stop your ride completely.
- 30 seconds later, she came over and was, like, pawing it
and, like, I unclipped and I was, like, snuggling with her
and taking pictures of her.
So, it occurred to me that maybe I'm nicer to my dog
than the rest of my family.
- You know what?
It's like she's a never-ending toddler innocent.
Right, 'cause, like, that's how you treat,
like, a newborn baby.
Like, "They don't know any better."
The truth is they could know better
if we spent the time to train them properly
which we don't.
- We did, we did.
- Yeah, we did.
You know what we're gonna get, though?
I love predicting the comments.
We're gonna get, like-
- You should train your dog!
But we did train her but we just love her so much
that we don't enforce anything so...
Anyway, thanks for-
Do you like your dog more than the people in our house?
It's okay.
I mean...
I don't need TV; I just look at you.
You're very vicious.
Boop!
(cheerful music)
She's so tired.
(laughs)