[grunting]
Whew. Well, Leonard, looks like you're going down with the ship.
[honking] Heh?
Hi, Gramps.
Oh, kids.
What's the heck are you doing here?
Hope it's not too late for your new counselors to start.
Yeah. We aren't gonna let Mastodon close.
Uh, looks like you won't be needing this.
Well, batten my hatches, my little Loud lifesavers.
Gramps, need air.
Here are your sleeping quarters.
But you got all those cabins.
My crew sleeps on board.
But don't worry. My boat has every creature comfort.
Ow. Ow.
Horror of horrors...
it would appear there are no bathrooms.
Oh, silly sand dab. Of course there are!
Ew.
I'll name him Sloshie Jr.!
Well, his name is actually Frank,
but that has a nice ring to it.
Anyway, I'll let you get settled in.
Okay, here we go. Loud vacation time.
Can I get a what what?
Wait! Wait!
I forgot Lily's diapers.
Turns out I also forgot Lily.
Poo poo.
♪ We're going on vacation We're going on vacation ♪
♪ On vacation ♪
[honking]
Don't let that old geezer pass us, Dad! Floor it!
It is floored.
It's been floored the whole time.
Show off in his hot rod.
Look! Come on, Dad, let's get our dignity back!
I'm right there with you, LJ.
Father, this is not advisable!
Factoring in the angle of our descent,
current wind speed and the condition
of the aging heap,
I fear we are going to wind up...
nose first in a ditch.
[shrieking]
[overlapping chatter]
Why were we so against this place?
[grunting]
[screaming]
They're hill people hiding in the trees!
Lynn Loud, Sr. checking in.
Welcome. Uh, just the two bags?
Yep. [chuckles] Just kidding.
Everything in the van, good sir.
Racing ya to the bottom.
Oh, it is on.
[laughing]
What?!
Ugh. Looks like I'll have to disinfect the pool.
Goodness knows what fungi await me in these waters.
Papa Loud in the house!
[crickets chirping]
Seriously, that's not bothering anyone else?
Ouch. Seriously, dude?
I'm sorry. I can't see anything. Let me just turn on a light.
[alarm sounding, honking]
Lincoln!
Sorry.
[honking]
Lincoln. Whoa.
I'm sorry. I can't figure out how anything works in here.
[beeping]
Wow. Nice.
Wahoo!
Faster! Faster!
Whoa!
[laughing]
That was awesome.
Let's go again.
Wow, it's so beautiful.
And it's so peaceful.
[groaning]
Okay, y'all little jitterbugs,
your cabin assignments are going up
on the activity board.
Huh? [groaning]
All set, Clyde?
Packed and ready. [groaning]
[cheering]
I'm so glad we worked things out, guys.
Nothing can separate us now.
Whoa!
Guys, wait up!
[cheering]
[laughing]
Huh?
Gasp. Is this blood orange iced tea?
Thanks, guys. Hmm. You were right, Lucy.
The beach is fun.
I wonder if any other normie things are
like stickers, or the mall.
Watch out!
Wow, you are really good.
Hey, you're all set.
[cheering]
Remember to be back in three hours
or the rental fee doubles!
[sniffing]
[cheering]
Ah, nothing like that fresh lake air,
the gentle sound of the waves- Hmm?
Ah! Whirlpool!
[gasping]
[screaming]
Here it is.
[screaming]
What is that thing?
Some kind of medieval weapon?
Phone's out.
[beeping]
Guess I'll go get some firewood from the shed.
Derek says they always have a shed.
Rusty, stop it.
This really isn't so bad.
It's actually kind of cozy in here.
Let's get out of here.
[grunting] Help!
He locked it from the outside!
Trapped like a plump chipmunk, in a knot hole.
We have to escape.
[groaning]
Huh? Is everyone okay?
Don't worry, honey. I got 'em.
Ahh! My phone!
Ours too.
How are we going to call for help?
Maybe we can borrow a phone from someone on this island.
I don't know, Pops,
this place looks pretty deserted.
[snoring]
[laughing]
Charles, that tickles. Ah! Not Charles.
Hey, that's our food! Shoo!
Ahh! Get outta here!
I said get outta there!
What are we supposed to eat now?
I suppose we could scavenge
through their droppings for edible seeds.
Ew.
There he is. Come on, he's getting away!
Well that worked out.
Clyde, hold on.
[screaming]
Rock!
Alligators! Tropical fruit!
That should have been the easy one.
Clyde, look!
I'm going for it. Follow my lead.
Careful Lincoln. This guy could be dangerous.
[gasping]
[screaming]
Dang it! [unintelligible]
[groaning]
Scoots? What are you doing here?
I don't answer questions. I ask 'em.
What are you moochers doing on our boat?
It's a long story. Can we just get a ride?
You're going to have to ask the captain.
- Ahoy. - Mr. Bolhoefner?
That's Captain Bolhoefner to you.
Don't you kids get too comfortable.
This is a seniors only swamp cruise.
And I respect that.
Can you catch up to that other fan boat?
We need to see a man about an orchid.
Tough. Not what I'm getting paid for.
Please, Captain Bolhoefner, sir.
I don't have time to explain, but we're on a mission of love.
Love? Well, that's another story.
I was in love once, back when I was living
in a pineapple field in Hawaii.
I'll never forget you, Terrie.
Hold onto your wigs and teeth, folks,
we've got a boat to catch.
There he is!
[screaming]
What are you doing? We're gonna lose him.
I don't lose people, just socks. And the odd toe.
Wow, that was amazing.
I know this swamp, like the back of my--
Don't give up the mission!
Love is all we have in this life!
Terrie!
- What do we do? - Don't look at me.
I'm not even allowed to operate a box fan.
Step aside, boys.
I always had a hanker to drive one of these babies.
Mama's got the need for speed.
A little closer, Scoots!
Be careful, Lincoln!
[gasping]
Lincoln, Clyde.
Dad? What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
- Whoa! - Gotcha.
[unintelligible]
[gasping]
No!