White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
holds a lot of press briefings.
But I, for one, don't think they are asking all the questions
we need answers to.
So we decided to hold another one
right here right now. That's right.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the "Late Night" Press Corps
are here in our studio and ready to go.
So without further ado,
it's time for the "Late Night" White House Press Briefing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Sarah, Sarah, yes, over here. Sarah.
Sarah, Sarah, over here, yes, thank you.
Seth Meyers, "Late Night with Seth Meyers."
Secretary Sanders, when are you going
to start telling us the truth?
-Um, not today or tomorrow or at any point ever.
[ Laughter ] -Great.
Can you tell us a little bit
about Eric Trump's birthday party?
-No one from the White House staff will attend.
[ Laughter ]
-What did Jared Kushner say to Donald Trump
during the election?
-I wish I could vote for you, but I'm only 11.
[ Laughter ]
-Sarah, where do you see yourself in five years?
-Further from the truth.
[ Audience "ohhs", laughter ]
-President Trump seems to be fairly unfriendly
to Angela Merkel.
Was there ever a time when Trump liked Germany?
-From 1942 to 1945.
[ Audience groans, scattered applause ]
[ Audience booing, scattered applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Why does President Trump want to meet with Vladimir Putin?
-To accept the check.
[ Laughter ]
-What did President Trump tell his kids to do on Mother's Day?
-Call your moms.
[ Audience groans, laughter ]
-The President has announced a new branch
of the military called the Space Force.
What's the first step in getting that set up?
-We're gonna meet with President Moon next week.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-What does President Trump call one jumping jack?
-The White House Sports and Fitness Day.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Sarah, be honest, do you ever
feel like you're a little passive aggressive?
-I would be happy to answer it
if you would stop talking long enough to let me do that.
[ Audience groaning, scattered laughter ]
-That was bad.
[ Laughter ]
-What is the line, "My hump, my hump, my hump,
my lovely lady lumps" from?
-That is actually repeated a number of times
throughout the Bible.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, right.
Take as much time as you need.
You can answer as long as you have to.
Can you describe The President's health regimen?
-Cake.
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
So just cake?
What should I think about
when I'm trying to last longer in the bedroom?
-Rudy Giuliani's love life.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, yeah, that'll work.
What is the best way to win at table tennis?
-Making sure that we no longer allow China to play.
-Yeah. [ Audience groans, laughter ]
What did The President say to his genitals
before meeting with Stormy Daniels?
-Happy birthday, Richard.
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, you know what, uh, your turn.
Why don't you tell a joke?
-I work every single day
to give you accurate and up to date information.
[ Laughter and applause ] -That's fantastic.
That's a good one, Sarah. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, looks like we are out of time.
So, on behalf of the rest
of the press corps, have a good night.
We'll be right back with Benicio del Toro, everybody.