- Oh, the Greyhounds? AFC Richmond.
- Oh my god! Are we doing this?
- Ted Lasso! - Ted Lasso food!
- Tap it. - Believe!
- Mine is about to explode. - Pffft!
- Pfft! I'm sorry, the bubbles! - It's fizzy water.
- (PvF) That's right. We're doing Try Not to Eat: Ted Lasso.
- Oh my god, dude! - Because football is life!
- (both) Football is life! - D-D-D-Dani Rojas!
- (both chant) Dani Rojas! Dani Rojas!
- It's my all-time favorite show. - Whoa.
- Absolutely love this show. I think I've seen this show
three times through now. - Except that I--
- (both) Ohhhhh! - Oh yeah. That's...
- Oui, oui! - Perfect.
- (Ted) I brought you a little something.
- (Rebecca) Oh. - (Ted) Yeah, cookies.
- Right out the gate. - Right out the gate
with the biscuits! - Starting strong.
- Biscuits. - Biscuits.
- She's such a boss. - Oh come on, man.
- And she's like, "These are the ones I had when I was a child."
- (Ted) I'll start bringing these to ya every mornin',
call it biscuits with the boss.
- Biscuits with the boss! - Ooh!
- Biscuit time with the boss! - (Ted) Tea is horrible.
- (laughs) Tea is horrible. It's garbage water.
- No, Ted hates tea. - Oh, we are having tea
and biscuits. - Ohhh.
- Hell yeah. - Ohhh. Mustaches?!
- Yeah, look at this. - I'm not gonna lie.
I don't agree with Ted. I kind of like tea.
- I like tea too-- (gasps) - Oh my goodness.
- Ohhh, dude. - Are you gonna let me finish, Sharon?
- You can do whatever you want. - You got time.
You can get rollin' and movin' and groovin'.
- (PvF) Today's the day that you can finally have
biscuits with the boss. And because it's best
to have biscuits with tea, we've got you a cup
of some hot brown water as well. - Nooooo! I'm losing this challenge!
- Oh my goodness! I look ridiculous, bro.
(as Wario) Wario! (chortles) - I've always wanted to try these!
- I mean, I feel like we can't not, right?
- I have to. - (gasps)
- Oh, she smells nice. - Look at the biscuits.
♪ (angelic choir) ♪ - (Izzy) She smells nice.
- Oh my god. - (PvF) Oh.
- How is it? - It's good.
(buzzer) - I'm gonna regret it later,
and I'll be crying, but here we are.
Biscuits with the boss. - You know what? Bro, I've got it.
(buzzer) Damn. That's good.
(buzzer)
- Oh my god! - Yeah, it is brown water for me.
I'm not a tea drinker. - Guys, I am not exaggerating.
This is actually the best. - Have some biscuits.
- I haven't won in so long. - Why would you wanna win on this?
- There is a prize. - I get it.
- I think I know what it is. - He makes them himself.
- He's such a sweet guy. - I love this show too much
to not have this. - You came in swinging
with these biscuits. - I'm just happy that she did
hit us with this right off the bat. - Yeah, me too!
- Now I know I'm just gonna eat everything.
- Know what? Yeah. - I'm saving these,
'cause Laura loves this show so much, as much as I do.
- What more could you ask for? - Bro, I'm gonna tell you
right now, he's beaming right now. ♪ (angelic choir) ♪
I felt your-- this energy shift the second
you saw that pink box come out. - She sent Higgins all over town
looking for what store sold these. - Yeah.
- That's how good Ted made these biscuits.
- (PvF) So, no hot brown water for you, Izzy?
- No, I'm gonna get another mustache, though.
- (Sharon) Oh, a flavor saver. - Right?
- (Sharon) Okay. - And then, also, ready?
- (Sharon) A unibrow. - Yeah.
- It's really great. - (Ted) Now, this is a care package
for my little boy. - Do we get green army men?!
- I love what Ted does with the green army men.
- The barbecue sauce? Kansas City barbecue sauce?
- Oh yeah. - Ohhhh.
- Barbecue sauce? - (Ted) ...is some of
the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City, which makes it...
- Oh. - Homie just puts...
- And then he also puts the little soldier in front
so someone's always watching you. - The soldier thing is so cute.
- (Carter) Oh, I can smell it. - (Travis) Mm-hmm.
- Ohhhhh! - Oh, look at this. Wait!
Is this a real one?! - Ohhhh. Oh!
- Oh, wo-- - And...
- Oh. Ohhh! - An army man to protect us!
- (Izzy) Both of us! - (PvF) Straight from Ted
and Jason Sudeikis's favorite barbecue joint,
we've got some good ol' Kansas-style barbecue
with Arthur Bryant's sauce and little green army men
to protect you. Just believe. - I'm actually so shocked right now.
This is so cute. - I didn't know this was
a real barbecue sauce. (buzzer)
- (Travis) Mm-hmm! - Oooh!
- I gotta get a little bit of this bite of mac and cheese.
- Wee! (buzzer)
- Yes! The bone just comes right off. Let's go.
(buzzer) Oh!
- The food's good, obviously. But it's just so fun to get
to eat what you're looking at from your favorite show.
- I'm like, this is the greatest food episode
I've ever been in. - It doesn't feel like my home,
but it still feels like home, you know?
You know what I mean? - That's good barbecue sauce.
- That's some good barbecue sauce. - This barbecue sauce is crazy.
- It's hard not to eat. You just put in
a full course meal just right in front of me.
- I forgot that we were supposed to try.
- It's got a little bit-- it's got more flavor to it.
- Usually, barbecue sauce is a lot sweeter.
- I'm gonna keep eating this. You can't stop me. Ahng.
- Me from a couple years ago probably wouldn't have
appreciated this as much, but you've expanded my palette,
so this is really nice. - Ted's got great taste.
- 10 out of 10. - If I had a barbecue joint
like this, I don't know why I'd leave Kansas
to go across the sea. - Also, the mac and cheese
with the barbecue sauce... - Bro, you're really eating that
like it slaps, bro. - It does slap!
- (whistles) - I wasn't ready for that.
- Oh my god! (laughs) - I was not ready for that.
- I was startled.
- (Roy) I told you. Either you take down my photo
or you start giving me free kebabs. - Kebab!
- Kebabs! - We're having kebabs?
- He's so angry. - Dude, I would hate if my coach
showed up at my place of, you know? - Yeah.
- Singularity or whatever. - Why is he always so serious?
- Dude, he sounds like Jason Statham! - Yeah.
- If I were a character, I'm Roy. - No one can work Roy the way Ted does.
- (Hus) How's that kebab, my friend? - "How's that kebab, my friend?"
- (Ted) ...quote Drizzy, it's the best I ever had.
- (amused) "The best I ever had." "To quote Drizzy!"
- (laughs) - Kebab? All right, look at this.
- It smells bomb. - (PvF) We've also tracked down
Roy Kent's favorite kebab restaurant and have one here
just for you. And-- oh.
Travis is already into it. - Mmm!
- Oh, sheesh. (buzzer)
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- I'm just-- I get to eat till she's done doing
whatever she's doing. - I'm giving myself his eyebrows.
- Mmm. - Does it look good?
- Looks great. - Thank you.
- All right. (buzzer)
That smacks, bro. - Mm-hmm. (laughs) Mmm.
- If I can't eat, I can do this. - This transition,
I'm really liking it. - Mmm.
- Now that they're bringing up all those different foods,
I'm getting scared 'cause I feel like the prize
is gonna be Nigerian food I actually wanna try.
- Veggies, meat. - You got all the food groups here.
- (laughs) - My kebab.
- I like wraps because they're kind of portable, you know?
If I'm a soccer player, I'm, like, mobile, you feel me?
- Yes! (laughs) Yeah, let's go! Let's go, Carter!
- Give me your best Roy Kent. - (as Roy) Why don't you
just leave me alone? I'm just trying to eat some food.
- (grunts) - (grunts)
- It's [censored] delicious. - I like that Keeley
can translate his grunts. - I don't know who I like more,
Roy Kent or his niece. - His niece is awesome!
- His niece is crazy. - (Sam) I know what it's like
to miss the food from home. - Oh yeah.
- Is this the Nigerian restaurant? - Oh, he built the entire restaurant
for him. - Yes!
- (gasps) This is the Ni-- yes! - Oh, he's the one that's trying
to court the other guy, right? - (Sam) Even though the Ghanaian way
is better... - "Ghanian way is better."
- Yes. - All right, this is interest--
I've never had this before. - Yes!
- (PvF) We have some jollof rice, made the Nigerian way,
that not only reminds Sam of home, but is something everyone should
try at least once. - Mm-hmm. I'm trying it.
- You know I can see that? (buzzer)
- I've never had-- what was it called again?
- (PvF) Jollof rice. - Jollof rice.
(buzzer) That's good. Yeah.
- Some chicken and some rice made the Nigerian way.
Everything is better the Ugandan way.
- I just love everything with rice. - Ohhh, wow!
- It's very good. It's got a spice
that I wasn't anticipating. - No, there was like no heat on that.
- Mmmm! - What am I even supposed
to say about this? This is so good!
- There's something about plantain and chicken and rice,
that whole combination... - It's perfect.
- Have like beans on the side or something, ooooh!
- But then, you've got the rice. It's got this really mild
spice kick to it. - Sweet and spicy...
- Saffron? - ...at the same time.
- Mmm! It is hot! - Ooh, that is hot.
- Ooh, I'm sweating. This is spicy. - The problem is, chicken's real good.
- The chicken's good, but she's spicy.
- Oh, she's spicy. - Both the plantain
and the chicken are kind of sweet, so it's like sweet and spicy.
- The team is made up of so many different people
from so many different international places.
- Oh, I know. Yeah. - And I just love that you see
the food and the culture represented and all.
This mustache is really constricting my ability to talk.
- I know because now it's like all we're getting is
like botox Izzy. - Hello!
- (Maria) Forgive your father, my darling.
He's been wanting the saganaki all week.
- (gasps) - Oh!
- Yeah, Nate. - There he goes. Look at him.
He's learning. - I hate what they did to me
with this scene, though. - Oh, no. Mm-mm.
- You want him to win. - Yeah, but his whole arc
in the story was done brilliantly because, at first, you're like,
"Oh, I feel sorry for him. Oh. Oh ye-- WHAT?!""
- His whole arc is like-- you're rooting for him
to get better and get more confidence, and then he just takes it
way too far. This is like a whole feast!
- Oh my god! - (PvF) From Nate the Great's family's
favorite Greek restaurant, a taste of Athens.
We've got a beautiful meze spread with his father's favorite: saganaki.
- This is literally the last one. This is literally the la-- oh,
that's a lot of hummus. - Mm-hmm.
- This is-- okay, this is where we get into danger territory,
because I feel like I know what's coming up.
- Just be in it. You're already in it.
- All right. We're in it. We're in it.
All right, here we go. Going for one of the meatballs.
- (laughs) - Meatballs.
- He was so-- you were so easily convinced.
Nicole's just like, "You're in it, bro.
Just go for it, bro." - What is one more bite
at the end of the day? - Have you ever had saganaki before?
- I have not had saganaki. I'm just gonna take this corner here.
Oh my god. Is there cheese in here? - Dude, I don't know.
These smells are like... - It's this one.
This one just smells-- - It's just a lot for me right now.
- This one smells like booty. That's why.
(buzzer)
- Mm. Mm-mm. - Not sweet?
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - Not at all?
- (muffled) It's cheese. It's just cheese.
- Super cheesy! - Oooh!
- There we go. - Wow! That was...
Is it just cheese?! - Does smell like booty, bro.
Oooooh! - (PvF) Saganaki...
- Oooh! - (PvF) ...is a pan-seared
Greek cheese. - Pan-seared Greek cheese!
- All right. I'm gonna have to make a bite, right?
- Yeah. - I'm gonna have to try everything,
dude. - I feel like we've had, like, five
whole meals. - Not high on Nate the Great,
but the food choice here? Solid. - Not cream cheese.
What am I thinking of? Sour cream. (buzzer)
- Mmm! Yeah, that's so fresh. - So, the first time
you watch this scene, it's like, "Oh, this is really good."
- 'Cause I really, really liked him. - That's why he makes me sad too.
- Second time, you're like, "Ugh. Stupid Nate!" (laughs)
- Screw you, Nate! - You were an equipment boy!
- Yeah. - You took care of the grass!
- Literally raised you. - They turned you!
They nurtured you into the-- into being a coach,
and you turned your back on them. - (PvF) Well, that is it.
That is our challenge. - (raspy) Weee. You can't tell
through all the mustaches, but I'm very excited!
- (PvF) A little tip for y'all: Fries are called chips,
chips are called crisps, and bangers aren't just great songs,
but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause' they're so darn tasty.
And congratulations, Izzy! You were able to avoid
some delicious dishes. And for that... - (ras) I win!
- Come on! She should be sitting here, so I can use
another Eat With Me card! Come back! What's wrong?
You miss me? (laughs) - (Ted) Ooh!
Let's see what we got here. Wanker.
- Wanker! - Good.
- Wanker! - A wanker.
- (Ted) Piss off, wanker. - (laughs)
- "Piss off, wanker." - "Wanker."
- (Ted) I hope you choke on a Big Mac.
- Ew. - (laughs) "I hope you choke
on a Big Mac." - Roy signed it.
- (Mae) You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted.
- You don't wanna let them call you a wanker.
- (Ted) What's a wanker?
I'm a visual learner. - Thank you. It's very helpful.
I'm a visual learner. That's what it was.
- (laughs) Oh! - You would've gotten fish and chips.
- Yeah, the thing I don't like. Beer. (rasps) Oh yeah,
fish and chips!(gasps)
- Richmond scar-- nooo! - An AFC Richmond scarf.
For our winners, straight from Mae's,
we've got a platter of her fish and chips,
a freshly poured pint of beer, and an AFC Richmond scarf.
- I have-- - That's so cool!
- Sharon, no! That's not-- - It's a gift.
- Sharon, put that back down. - It's a gift.
- No, that's not how this works. - It's a gift. It's a gift!
- That's not how this works. - This is how this works.
- It's a gift. - Ughhh!
- Here you go, pretty darlin'. - Ah! Thank you.
- Pretty lady. - I won't let 'em call me wanker.
- Scarf! - (both) Ahhhh!
- That's-- I'm so heartbroken. - I love how she just shows us--
- Honestly, I-- ugh, fuck. Noooo! - Wanker!
- (both chant) Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
- (PvF) Unfortunately... - Are we ever gonna go out
to dinner with Trent Crimm from The Independent?
- ♪ We're Richmond till we die ♪ ♪ We're Richmond till we die ♪
♪ We know we are ♪ ♪ We're sure we are ♪
♪ We're Richmond till we die ♪ - (Ollie) Know what you're having?
- (Ted) Yeah. Well, you know, whatever the chef recommends.
- (Ollie) Are you okay with a little bit of spice?
- "A little bit of spice." My Butt.
- (Ollie) You're a brave man. - Oh, no.
- (laughs) - And then poor Ted has
to eat all of it. - Ted's such a nice guy
for this, though, eating the spicy food.
- (laughs) - That was you with the rice.
- Uh-huh! Yeah! - How hot are you guys going?
- Bro, the bathroom afters have to be pretty crazy.
- Do we have Tums? - Are you ready to join the family?
- We're Richmond till we die. - We're Richmond till we die.
- (PvF) For our losers, Ollie's father-in-law
has fired up his specialty that is only for the bravest of people.
What's the happiest animal on Earth? - (both) Goldfish.
- (PvF) Why? - 10-second memory.
- Be a goldfish. - Be a goldfish.
- That's hard to say with how much spice is in this
'cause that spice is gonna last longer than 10 seconds.
- No, it's not. - Since that show came out,
I've said that to myself several times.
- Be a goldfish? - Mm-hmm. Be a goldfish.
- I'm scared. I'm scared. All right, bite number one?
- Are you okay? What's the matter?
- It's not too bad. Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
- This gave me a... - It's trying to get--
it's not even that bad. Eh. - I was like, "That's fine" at first.
And then, it's like, "Hello! We're here." Yeah, see?
It just hit him. - How many?
- We're Richmond till we die! - (both) We're Richmond till we die!
- (PvF) We know we are. We're sure we are.
- This is really good! This is a punishment?
Give me this. - Ohhhh! When you swallow?
- Yeah. - ♪ He's here! He's there! ♪
♪ He's every frickin' where! ♪ ♪ Roy Keeeeent! ♪
- You need a bigger bite. Bite number three.
- (gags) - Mmm.
- (PvF) Yes, Carter? - That spice.
- Whoa! Dude, I feel like I just... - (blows air)
- Thank you very much. I'd like to thank everyone.
- (PvF) You guys are both sweating. - I know.
- Yeah, I'm-- - Mmm. Mmmm! This is good.
- I'm good. It tastes good. It's just spicy.
- If I were eating-- - It tastes really good, though.
- (PvF) He's sweating. - Your tongue doesn't wanna fall out?
- No. - (PvF) Well, that does it for today.
- Oh my god! - If you haven't watched this show,
please go watch this show. Each of them are each other's
biggest cheerleader. - Tongue's on fire, bro.
I'm part of the family. - Dude, I feel like I played
a whole game of soccer just now. Sweating, man.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this Ted Lasso episode.
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("English" accent) We're having biscuits with the boss? Am I the boss?
- ("Southern" accent) Well, you sure are, ma'am. Are you gonna try that
yummy punishment right in front of you?
- Do I have to? - (in "Southern" accent) Yes, you do.
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