- Freestyle rapping but here on Wild 'N Out
we're focused on the jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So Reginae, that comedy championship belt right there,
that could be yours.
(cheering) Or we could give it
to the OG Sisqo, who's it gonna go to?
We 'bout to find out.
Old School step up, Old School step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(hiphop music)
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, all right, Reginae,
You gotta step out, you gotta step out.
♪ I'ma rap like Weezy, baby, ♪
♪ And make this (beep) too easy, baby, ♪
♪ You better not say I'm not seizing it, baby ♪
♪ I'ma cut this (beep) like piece of paper ♪
♪ Life's a bitch, she needs some braces ♪
♪ Matter fact, B. Simone can't spell ♪
♪ And she need a first grader, kindergarten ♪
♪ Like starting, get hard ♪
♪ Matter fact, you would like my daughter ♪
♪ She better not say nothing about little Miss Carter ♪
♪ Real tough, I'm real tough, I'm just saying that (beep) ♪
♪ I talked to Wayne before this, be careful ♪
- We're gonna lose. - Now take it.
♪ Since a teen I been getting money ♪
♪ And this (beep) don't stop ♪
♪ Close your mouth, old man ♪
♪ I ain't no (stutters) lollipop ♪
(cheering)
- Oh (beep)! (ding)
- Okay okay okay, check it out.
Atlanta, what's up, what's up?
Here we go.
(cheering)
♪ Call yourself the Old School but you're just old news ♪
♪ And the future's right here, yeah, we just won't lose ♪
♪ I'm loyal to my squad, I won't switch up screws ♪
♪ That's why my future lookin' brighter than Sisqo's shoes ♪
♪ Future lookin' brighter they an Sisqo's shoes ♪
(ding) - Ayo DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
(cheering)
Ayo, Bobb'e.
I bet you use a shoebox as a bed.
You're so short you gotta stand on your toes
just to give a (beep).
And Mimi, you triflin'.
You got so much plastic in your associated I could bring you
to the curb for recycling.
And DC, I bet you rockin' some long johns.
You're so thin you could be the thong in The Thong song.
♪ Thong thong thong thong thong ♪
- Come here, Sisqo!
Bring your ass here!
Now standin' in front of me,
your ass is about to go to heaven.
Your ass up here with them with them yas bitch Elevens.
(crowd cheers)
- You know, that joke is so corny
I shoulda got up here faster.
You look like a slave and I own my own masters.
(crowd cheers)
(ding) - Ooh.
Listen, you own your own masters, (beep) that is a liar!
That chain so old (beep)
your dragon don't even have no more fire!
(crowd cheers)
(dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sticks outta this,
it's (beep) crazy over here.
- I gotta give it to the New School, make some noise
for the New School. - What!?
(cheering) What!?
Y'all cheated, y'all cheated.
But we're gonna give the belt
to Reginae Carter, y'all make some noise.
(cheering) Hiphop royalty again.
How do you feel?
- Oh I feel amazing, I always wanted this!
- You got it.
Y'all, make some noise for Reginae.
- The episode, we might as well start it off
with a classic game called Got Props.
- Props. (cheering)
- Yeah, we're gonna have the Wild 'N Out girls
bring out some props to each team
and they gotta use that prop
in as many funny ways as possible.
If it's funny, it gets a bell.
(ding)
And if it's not funny it get that buzzer.
(buzzer)
Youngesters, New School, y'all go first!
(cheering) - New School, wild out.
- Do a ska!
Do a-- (ding)
- Okay I got one, I got one, I got one.
I got one, I got one.
Yo.
(sings Mario Bros. Theme Song)
(ding) (cheering)
- Ooh girl this lace front
is killin' me! (cheering)
(ding)
- Bring it back, bring it back,
bring it back, bring it back!
Hey, Nick!
(cheering)
(ding)
- I got one, I got one, I got one.
Come on, Fly, come on Fly, Fly, Fly, come on.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, y'all know who's scared to come on this show?
Slim Shady.
(ding) (cheering)
- Yeah yeah yeah.
Boy look at the mother (beep) wheel!
(cheering) (dinging)
- Feelin' good!
- Old School, wild out.
(crowd cheering)
- No I had it right here, man,
I can't find my Nick Cannon CD nowhere!
(cheering) (ding)
- This is a whip for gay slave masters.
Get your associated over there and pick that cotton!
If you don't pick that cotton!
- Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!
It's Con, the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.
(buzzer) (laughing)
- [Man] We won!
- [Man] Give it to her, hurry up!
- We won already!
- Damn I was wonderin' what happened to that condom
from last week!
(cheering) (ding)
- Nasty.
- Hey Nick, don't move.
Ay, this what Nick's shoes came in.
(laughing) (ding)
♪ Got the blicky uh, and I got the stiffy uh ♪
(cheering) (dinging)
- [Crowd] Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N--
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(crowd cheering)
We got my man YBN Cordae in the building!
(crowd cheering)
DJ Biz Markie in the building.
As you see, it's everybody's favorite game right here.
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom, you know.
Freestyle rappin' beatin' on the desk.
It's a timed game.
If you mess up the freestyle
you get kicked out the classroom.
DJ D-Wrek, we ready?
(percussion music)
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ay, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
♪ Uh feelin' neon in the classroom ♪
♪ Bobb'e no peon in the classroom ♪
♪ Runnin' like Dion in the classroom ♪
♪ Ballin' like LeBron in the classroom ♪
♪ They like, he's strong in the classroom ♪
♪ Boy, uh uh, that was wrong in the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what the hell we on in the classroom ♪
♪ Damn, I like my thong in this classroom ♪
♪ They say I'm really wrong in the classroom ♪
♪ To infinity and beyond in the classroom ♪
♪ You just a peon in the classroom ♪
- Oh, kick her out the classroom!
- [Justina] Y'all said that?
♪ Kick her out the classroom ♪
Hey
♪ What we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Who didn't take a shower in the classroom ♪
♪ Justina look like Tommy from Power ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Man, we gonna be here for another hour ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ He smell like flowers in the classroom ♪
♪ Well your booty smells sour in the classroom ♪
- He said that, he said that!
♪ Ah, kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Oh we say yep in the classroom ♪
♪ I be sippin' syrup in the classroom ♪
♪ That sound like a burp in the classroom ♪
♪ Tight shirt in the classroom ♪
♪ No (beep) gonna twerk ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Visit Mars and Earth in the classroom ♪
♪ I don't even know a word in a classroom ♪
♪ Bible, uh, uh ♪
♪ Ah, kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Damn I look cute in this classroom ♪
♪ I got a little crip in the classroom ♪
♪ Ah, kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Boy I just sold a gram in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm goin' to the nurse ♪
♪ Ah, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
♪ Somebody is smokin' trees ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ah kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay, what we doin' ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪ (bell rings)
- Now that's how you play that game!
Might as well keep this hiphop thing goin'.
Y'all know it, y'all love it, it's called
♪ Pick Up and Kill It and Kill It and Kill It ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up, let's go, yo, yo, uh ♪
Freestyle rappin'
Where one MC leaves off the other one gotta pick up
and kill it.
The one who kills it the best wins the game.
Let's go, sing it with me y'all
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Your topic is sports.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I'm a Chileda so you know I'm ready ♪
♪ I tried to throw you but you was too heavy ♪
♪ Yeah I am heavy, the greatest of all ♪
♪ You only like sports 'cause you play with the ball ♪
♪ Play with the balls, that might be true ♪
♪ From what I heard, Justina got two ♪
♪ Yeah I got two, I'm an overachiever ♪
♪ And you like it deep, you are a wide receiver ♪
- Ooh! (jeering)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is being broke.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ What to eat when you broke ♪
♪ I used to search Google when I was in college ♪
♪ All I ate was noodles ♪
♪ Oodles of noodles, been eatin' since kids ♪
♪ I pay my rent late, no food in my fridge ♪
♪ No food in your fridge, you, my god ♪
♪ But no food, that is a lie ♪
♪ That ain't no lie, it's all how you handle it ♪
♪ When you go broke, you eat syrup sandwiches ♪
♪ Syrup sandwiches, I ain't gonna be mean ♪
♪ But you not eatin' is hard to believe ♪
♪ Hard to believe when you broke, you cheap ♪
♪ Ayo brother, let me hold something 'til next week ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is beat boxing. ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You already know when they come in the south ♪
♪ From a beat box (beat boxing) with my mouth, come on ♪
♪ Okay, I'll beat (beat boxing) ♪
♪ I am the one that go (beat boxing) ♪
♪ And this goes out to you, DC, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, what you gonna do DC ♪
♪ I don't know what he said, but look ♪
(beat boxing)
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay, uh ♪
(beat boxing)
(cheering) (ding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Your topic is houses.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Okay I got me a house, I just got me a mansion ♪
♪ I'm getting them dollars, it's time for expansion ♪
♪ Time for expansion, yeah, I got some houses ♪
♪ Oh yeah, it's true, I got a few spouses ♪
♪ You got no houses, boy, you got the rentals ♪
♪ I kill your houses like these instrumentals ♪
♪ These instrumentals I know you a spitter ♪
♪ But you pull up Malibu, I let you enter ♪
♪ It is a Malibu, you live in Beverly, oh my god ♪
♪ My new crib's so heavenly ♪
♪ Yours can be heavenly, top of the hills, ♪
♪ But you know I spit this (beep), I keep it real ♪
- That okay. ♪ While you ain't ♪
♪ Gonna front me, I ain't let you keep rappin' ♪
♪ 'Cause I'ma keep rolling and I'll keep snapping ♪
- Hold on, you ain't-- ♪ I'll just keep rapping ♪
♪ I'll just keep snapping ♪
♪ 'Cause this Old School, we make it happen ♪
♪ Okay, you got a lot of money so you got the houses ♪
♪ But one thing you don't know is clearly your outfit ♪
♪ Clearly my outfit, man, this (beep) is fire ♪
♪ Matter of fact you know who I got it from ♪
♪ Mariah ♪ (cheering)
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ (ding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ (ding)
(siren blares)
Yo, we killed that (beep)!
DJ D-Wrek!
(hiphop music)
♪ Uh, uh, clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ You got Miles and Marsai, you make me proud, real happy ♪
♪ You asked to come on this show, you know I said gladly ♪
♪ Acting, entertaining so rashly ♪
♪ Actually I might be y'all daddy ♪
(laughing) (ding)
♪ Now Nick you're talented in the most things ♪
♪ That you're doin' ♪
♪ I played your song as my game and crowd started booin' ♪
- Whoa! ♪ Yeah ♪
(ding) ♪ That's 'cause they ♪
♪ Couldn't hear, that's 'cause they couldn't hear ♪
♪ Ayo, Saint Jhn, you already lost this (beep) ♪
♪ What kinda gangsta walks around with some frosted tips ♪
♪ Now I know you stuntin' soft ♪ (dings)
♪ You look like Offset it Cardi B ever cut him off ♪
- Woo!
Woo, talk your (beep), Justina!
♪ They told me I'ma do this, I don't wanna be in a rush ♪
♪ I got a call on the phone and told me I better hush ♪
♪ I said hold up, I might take a drink ♪
♪ You know that I'm a lush ♪
♪ But who knew that Rosa Parks made it off the bus ♪
- Oh damn, he startin' fire and whatnot, he might get hit!
She wasn't botherin' nobody! (ding)
Innocent bystander!
♪ Hey, hey, Conceited, step up here. ♪
♪ Me and Miles, we just got one question to ask you. ♪
♪ You ready ♪
♪ Look, we know that little kids adore you ♪
♪ But how am I 15 and I got a mustache before you ♪
(cheering) (ding)
♪ Come here, Emman ♪
♪ I need a clap, come on ♪
♪ Emman, I can't stand you ♪
♪ Your face reminds me of the Georgia Bulldog ♪
♪ If its face is strong, it's just the dog in you ♪
♪ If you bark at me I'll bark right back at you ♪
(barks)
(ding)
♪ Dog, like arf ♪
♪ Hang on, baby ♪
♪ Get the truth, hey Royce ♪
♪ Here's a message from me ♪
♪ You look just like the cow from Sesame Street ♪
(ding) ♪ One two three ♪
♪ Four five six ♪
♪ Emmanuel, you sound like this ♪
(barking) (ding)
- Ayo DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly remove
the instrumental please.
- You just let him take your (beep) turn like that?
- It was more important to listen to me.
(laughing) - I'll go with Conceited.
I said, you wearin' an orange vest but ain't a man.
You have to go on your tippy-toes to shake my hand.
You out here looking like a construction worker in Legoland.
And you wearing a bulletproof vest is dumb.
Who's gonna shoot Nick's son?
The only thing that ever shot you
was a Honey I Shrunk the Kids Gun?
And I don't like that Nick hat.
Your last song, four minutes I can't get back.
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Eminem's response
to your whack-ass diss track.
- So you're always talking a lot of (beep).
Came at the boss, dog, I can't believe you tried it.
Something inside you don't make you
wanna work for a black man.
It's all good, you fired.
(dinging) (cheering)
(siren blares)
Yo DJ D-Wrek!
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(hiphop music)
♪ DDG, DDG in the place to be ♪
♪ I go by the name of NIC but I got a K, ♪
♪ I hold it heavy, you steady off the top ♪
♪ I know you from Michigan but I'ma rapper ♪
♪ Like I'm from Texas, we gon' get it in ♪
♪ So I'ma just say, next time bring Eminem ♪
♪ And tell I'm called, tell him he can get it ♪
♪ But right now you my dude so I'ma fall back with it ♪
(ding) ♪ Okay okay okay okay ♪
♪ Okay Okay okay ♪ (ding)
♪ Listen listen listen ♪
♪ Nick claimin' that he rich but we all know he lyin' ♪
♪ (beep) Matter fact, give me your chain ♪
♪ Let me check your diamonds ♪
(ding)
♪ You wanted to check my diamonds ♪
♪ That was cute, that was great ♪
♪ (beep) I don't give a (beep) about these diamonds ♪
♪ I got real estate ♪
(ding) I'll teach you,
I'll teach you.
♪ Oh, Nick, it's on my mind ♪
♪ Talk about the true school, true school ♪
♪ I'm rockin' with the New School, the New School ♪
♪ Now look, you ain't (beep) up here ♪
♪ With this dog bitin' outfit ♪
(cheering)
(barking) (ding)
- Doughboy, this is a honor.
This is definitely a honor.
♪ You was the first fat boy on the show ♪
♪ Now you here, I don't know what left first ♪
♪ Your weight or your career ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
♪ But I see ya, now you in that weird in-between stage ♪
♪ You built like Medea ♪
- Okay, okay, okay okay okay, all right.
All right, look, look, look.
♪ I done lost a couple pounds, I could help you with that ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm fat fat, you are fat fat fat fat ♪
(cheering)
♪ Fat ♪ (ding)
(laughing)
- All right, hold on, Doughboy wait, hold on.
♪ Earlier you said you lost 200 pounds ♪
♪ Please stop it ♪
♪ All you did was take all your favorite snacks ♪
♪ Out your pocket ♪
(laughing) - But I still lost it though!
I still--
- Ayo, DJ D-Wrek!
- Yo, what up, man?
- Cut the beat!
(siren blares)
- Ayo, yeah, come here, Swag.
I know right now I'ma have your crowd mad at me
but I'ma say this loud, happily.
You look like the youngest Gross sister
from the Proud Family.
(ding)
And Santwon, you know I'm droppin' you.
There ain't no stoppin' you.
Only reason why you wanna go birdwatching
'cause you wanna see a cockatoo.
(laughing)
DC, I got rid of your whole team in the first round.
No wonder you got on a football jersey but your baby mama
be the first down.
(crowd cheers) (ding)
(laughing) - Hold up.
This ain't what you want.
'Cause they call me Uncle Elroy.
You got this tag on ya 'cause you're Pinocchio
and you just wanna be a boy!
(laughing) Move out the way,
I ain't done with this team. (buzzer)
You already know what I do, come here, Chico Bean.
Move, I didn't want to either!
(laughing) (buzzer)
- Yeah, he didn't want me 'cause he knew better
than to diss me 'cause I show up to his girl house like--
- Did ya miss me?
(laughing) (cheering)
(dinging)
(siren blares)
- I'm feelin' good about what's happening over here!
I'm feelin' good about the Old School!
DJ D-Wrek, tell me who won, man.
- Yo, the Old School had the major comeback
so the Old School takes it! (cheering)
Make some noise for the Old School!