(upbeat music)
♪ Tell me, what's your secret ♪
♪ I'm listening, I'mma come and get it ♪
♪ I'mma be, in the middle where I love to be ♪
♪ So all my thugs, If you feel like I feel it ♪
♪ Wanna piece of the pretty vibe ♪
♪ You got to come and take it ♪
- Look at this snowman over here.
Guys, look at this snowman over here.
That's a nice car, man.
Whatcha runnin' under here?
Oh, you're gonna make me find out the hard way?
That's brave, that's brave.
They call me Jous.
I have a first name, but I can't say it anymore.
You got a name?
- Dakota.
- Dakota?
Typical ST-owner name.
That's my baby, over there.
Not cutting her loose tonight, though.
- Nice car, is this yours?
- I'm standing next to it.
- That's funny.
We got a saying here,
"It's not how you stand by your car,
it's you race your car."
What would I do without my baby?
(calm music)
- Did somebody say a race?
Yo, yo, yo, do you wanna race?
Do you wanna race?
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, do you wanna race?
Do you wanna race?
- What?
No, why the (bleep) would I wanna race?
This guy sure as (bleep) doesn't race (bleep) race.
Dude's got some (bleep) fake carbon fiber part.
I know that he's covering up a crack
with all these stickers everywhere.
It's a good thing I know it's on Air Lift Performance.
I can't tell because it's (bleep) completely undriveable.
What even wheels are these?
Look at the splitter, it's not even real carbon fiber.
Probably some sort of fake Chinese-something crap.
Oh, but I'm sure glad he's got these little raker things.
Oh, and this to get out of the track when he's racing it,
yeah, 'cause a Tanaka's really gonna do that,
but I'm so glad that he found a way
to actually reinforce his broken headlight pieces
that he's gonna get because it's a Ford.
It's a really good thing to know, though,
'cause he's got the purple pieces.
It really helps it (mumbles) together.
It's a good thing that the hood is up,
you can't tell that there's stickers all over the front.
It's completely un-(bleep)-usable, Jesus Christ,
they can't even tell you that it's a Ford.
He doesn't even want you to know it's a Ford.
He literally blocked out the fact that it's a Ford
with white vinyl,
because that's how embarrassed he is
about the fact that he's got a (bleep) Ford.
I just can't believe this (bleep) place,
what a piece of junk.
(upbeat music)
Would you turn that garbage (bleep) down?
Jesus Christ.
- So,
yeah, I got my Subaru here,
running about 50lbs of boost on a fat turbski,
fools all the (bleep), you know.
Wins plenty of races, doesn't matter if it's a drag, track,
I'll pretty much smoke anything that tries to line up.
I wanna make sure I got all the--
- Yo, hey, shut the hell up.
Yo, hey, this Subaru is sick, bro,
but I'll tell you what,
what's even more sick are the curves, man.
Oh my God, bro, this thing is so,
yo, and even this is like, oh my God, man!
It is so sexy, bro, oh my God.
Oh my God, bro, look at the curves on this ST, man,
look at the lip on this wheel, man.
Yo, is this real carbon fiber, yo?
Come on, man, look the top, Air Lift.
Yo, Air Lift, wait a second.
Yo, look at the seats in here, man!
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
How do I turn?
Okay, (bleep) it, I don't care.
Yo, I gotta get out.
Yo, is that a Mustang, bro?
The wheels and the exhaust!
(engine revving)
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