- Dude, he's way tougher than me.
Dude, I have to go back to work after this.
- Follows, shattering the beams as-- as it-- as it-- ah!
As it dogs Harry.
- What's up, guys? I'm Eric.
- I'm Alex. - And welcome to Challenge Chalice.
With me today, our guests, Morgan from Adults React,
Ethan from Adults React, and Lindsey, graphic designer.
It's a good wave. All right. - (all laugh)
- If you wanna suggest challenges that we should do in later videos,
make sure to leave a comment down below or tell us
on any one of our social media platforms.
We will find them, do them, and probably cry a little bit.
- You can also send in punishments too,
and we're gonna be picking them out at random
at the end for the losers.
We're doing a spicy challenge. I'm just gonna lift this
and let y'all react. - (Lindsey) Oh no.
- What is this? The Toe of Satan?
- He's way too happy.
- So Toe of Satan-- - This literally says 9-1-1,
what is your emergency? - Oh, that's why.
Nine million SHU chilli extract.
That should be fun. - We've done an episode about this,
but I wanted to put a little twist on it.
I got a little roleplaying. I got an excerpt
from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,
and each of you are gonna be doing a part from it
and just reading it. And whoever takes out
the lollipop first... - Nine million Scoville units.
- ...loses. - We have to hold this
in our mouth?! - Correct.
- I will be the first one to spit this out of my mouth.
I'll take it for the team. I don't--
there could be no punishment worse than this!
- I don't know how anyone could even enjoy this.
You're just eating it to punish yourself.
This is literal punishment.
- Come on, man. You've never been looking
at the candy store, and been like, "Ah,
what should I get?" - I worked in a candy store!
- Yeah, you know lollipops! You get it.
- I didn't have this crap!
- Well, this is the next step! - What we had was insects
inside of the lollipop! - This is a lot of yelling.
- I would rather do that right now. - See? I agree.
I agree completely. - (Alex) Instead of you having
to have it in your mouth the entire time
that we're going through the whole thing,
you'll only have it in your mouth
when you're saying your line.
- (grunts)
(muffled) Harry, Hermione, and Ron thread their way
through the teeming corridor. Up ahead, Malfoy walks
with Crabbe and Goyle.
- Is it bad? - How is it?
- It's gonna build up. I feel it.
It's feeling-- holy [bleep]. - Is it still going?
- Uh-huh. - Oh! Dude, he's way tougher than me.
- (muffled speech)
- As soon as you swallow that saliva,
you're screwed. - (Lindsey) Oh my god.
- Can I touch my tongue to it?
Oh, I literally just touched the tip of my tongue to it,
and I feel a burning sensation.
- Yes. Couldn't you tell? McGonagall's worried.
All the teachers are.
- (muffled) But if there really is a Chamber of Secrets,
and it's really been opened, that means...
- (muffled) The heir of Slytherin has returned to Hogwarts.
- It just hit the back of my throat.
- Oh [bleep]. - (gags)
- (Eric) I like the taste. It's just awful.
- All of this could be completely taken out of context
for a sexual situation! - Morgan, focus!
- It's the [bleep] of Satan. - My hands are so sweaty!
- It's actually getting colder. Now I think I'm okay.
- (Ethan) What?! - (muffled) If you're talking
about him...
- (muffled) Of course! You heard him:
"You'll be next, Mudbloods!"
- (muffled) I heard him. But Malfoy? The heir of Slytherin?
- (muffled) Maybe Ron's right, Hermione.
I mean, look at his family. The whole lot of them
have been Slytherin for centuries.
- Crabbe and Goyle must know.
Maybe we could trick them into telling.
- This is a big highlighted section for me.
- Dude, I have to go back to work after this.
- (muffled) No. Even they aren't that thick.
But there might be another way. Mind you, it would be difficult.
Not to mention, we'd be breaking about 50 school rules.
(muffled speech)
- (muffled) Harry and Ron, Hermione huddle around
a book entitled, uh, uh, Moste Potente Potions.
The spotted pages are littered with disturbing illustrations.
Oh, I don't wanna swallow. [Bleep]. - Thank god I'm not on this page.
- (muffled) Here it is: "The Polyjuice potion.
Properly brewed, the Polyjuice potion (muffled speech)
physical form of another.
- Ah, [bleep]. No, it's still me. Damn it.
Ah, [bleep]. 'Cause this part wasn't highlighted.
[Bleep]. - Ah, where are we?
- We're on the-- we're in the-- we're on the third page. Third page.
Ooh, I got an idea, but this is gonna hurt.
- There are so many Hermione roles. - Here it is:
The Polyjuice potion. Properly brewed,
the Polyjuice potion allows the drinker himself
to transform temporarily into the physical form of another.
- No, that was me. - Oh. Really?
- So it's Ron. - [Bleep].
- (muffled) You mean, Harry and I drink some of stuff
and we turn into Crabbe and Goyle?
- Wait, what's my-- oh yeah. - You say one word.
- Yes. - (muffled) Wicked!
Malfoy'll tell us anything.
- Am I not in this movie? It's called Harry Potter
and the Chamber of Secrets.
- This is a bonding experience. - (laughs)
- It's not a pleasant one. - We'll all gonna get toe tattoos.
- (muffled speech)
- (muffled) Hang on now. I'm drinking nothing
with Crabbe's toenails in it.
- (muffled) How long will it take to make?
- (muffled) A month. - I'm doing great.
(muffled) But if Malfoy is the heir of Slytherin,
he could attack half the Muggle-borns
in school by then. Okay.
You know what? Hold onto it. Don't let it just float in your mouth.
- I don't know why you did that. I was questioning your decision.
- I wanted to gesticulate.
- Ah, [bleep]. This is so long.
I'm gonna blow through this [bleep] right now.
Let's [bleep] go.
(muffled) We join the Quidditch match in mid-game. The crowd roars,
watching Slytherin chasers, bent low over their new brooms,
jet past the overmatched Gryffindors. Gallopin' Gorgons!
Slytherin's flyin' like they got dragon fire in their brooms.
Ron fumes, looking as though
he takes Slytherin's dominance personally.
Taking Hagrid's giant binoculars, he trains them on the-- [bleep]--
faculty box, where Lucius Malfoy sits... ah, [bleep] me!
[Bleep]. - You got this.
- Oh, I gotta swallow the saliva. - Remember, you're not a bitch, Ethan.
- I ain't no bitch. Let's go. Ah!
- (muffled) Ron fumes, looking through the-- ah!
takes Slytherin's dominance personally. Taking Hagrid's giant binoculars,
he trains them on the faculty box.
There, Lucius Malfoy sits next to the Snape.
Harry circles high above the pitch, searching for the Golden Snitch.
Suddenly, Malfoy streaks by overhead.
- (muffled) All right there, Scarhead? Okay.
- I spit all over this page. - Oh, that's you, dude.
- And-- oh [bleep]. - (laughs)
- Wait, you already read Draco? - Yeah, there's that part after Draco.
- (muffled) Harry wheels and at the last possible moment,
slips the whistling Bludger. Crack! George swoops down,
bats away. Harry turns, watches it soar away.
He blinks. The Bludger turns,
streaks right back at him. Harry jets. (groans)
- (Eric groans) - (Alex) Last page, guys.
You can make it. - What happens if we finish?
- We do it again in a British accent. - (Alex) Then you all win
and I do the punishment. - My nose tingles.
- Ah, my nose is so runny.
Y'all got some tissues on the side, right?
- (Alex) Sound like y'all making excuses.
- Naw, I'm just asking for tissues just in case.
AHH! - We got one page left!
- Blimey. Harry's got himself a rogue Bludger.
I took it out too soon.
Rogue Bludger. - (muffled) Rogue Bludger?
- (muffled) Look for yourself. It's been tampered with.
Harry executes a series of zigs, zags, loops, rolls,
trying to shake the Bludger, but the Bludger is relentless.
Ron instinctively draws his wand, begins to point it towards Harry
and the Bludger, when Hermione intercedes.
She glances knowingly at his fractured wand.
- (muffled) You're joking, right? Besides, even proper wand,
it's too risky. Hit Harry, Harry, Hary.
Malfoy cruises by. - Oh, I love this line.
Hold up. I gotta get it right.
(muffled) Training for the ballet, Potter?
- (all chuckle) - My nose is so runny right now.
- You got-- you just gotta finish off this giant paragraph.
- This is what we've been building up to.
- This is why we play the game, Ethan.
- (Alex) All right. You got five seconds to start.
- Let's [bleep] go. Harry glances
at Malfoy's sneering face. Buzzing inches above Malfoy's left ear
is Golden Snitch. Harry charges. Malfoy gulps.
Hold on, I'm trying to get the saliva to move around. [Bleep].
Swings and watches Harry rocket past.
As Harry chases the plummeting Snitch,
Malfoy-- ah, [bleep]. Follows in hot pursuit.
They race downward, trailing the hissing Snitch
deep into the-- (coughs)
- (Eric) Suck it up. Slurp it up.
- Ah! Hot pursuit. They race downward,
trailing the hissing Snitch deep into the trench
circling the pitch. Shoulder to shoulder,
they race madly, driving, dodging the wooden support beams
crisscross their path. Directly behind them,
Bludger follows, shattering the beams as-- as it-- as it-- ah!
As it dogs Harry. - (girls chuckle)
- You're doing great, dude. - (Lindsey) One more paragraph.
- Y'all have some tissue on the side, please!
Ah! Gotta get the excess off. It's dripping out.
Ah, [bleep]. His paper is covered.
- I'm telling you, it's awful! - I'm gonna melt!
- (muffled) Malfoy kicks Harry, forcing to the edge in the trench.
Harry brushes the wall, battling for control.
Malfoy turns, snickers, then looks back,
finds himself heading smack into the wood beam.
- Let's go, go! - (muffled) Panicked, he tries
to pull up. Too late. Broom meets beam
and Malfoy spirals out of the trench.
Thwump. Flat on his-- - Woo! He did it, right?
- (Alex) There you go. Congratulations.
- (in haughty tone) I do declare, that's your punishment, bitch!
- (Alex) You guys are all the winners.
- Ah! - There was not one of y'all
that lost even though we kinda-- - Ethan was the winner.
- No, Ethan 100% gets the crown.
- Oh, [bleep] me. - Congratulations, man.
Challenge champions. You guys did amazing.
You know, a deal's a deal. If you guys win,
and there are no losers, I have to do the punishment.
- Oh my god. Yeah, I'ma take that popsicle.
Oh! Sam Kenneth, punishment should be loser
has to eat a pickle covered in hot sauce.
- I agree. That's very fitting.
- (Lindsey) That's like what you put on a hamburger.
- (Morgan) Compared to what we just did--
- [Bleep]. - So I prepped all of those,
and that one, we covered in Insanity sauce.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Whoa! That is red.
- I'm really happy I picked that one, because that's very fitting
for what I just went through. - One second.
- (Ethan) Oh. Oh, yes.- That feels so good.
- (Eric) Honestly, my tongue doesn't hurt.
I just feel vibrate-y. - (Morgan) I'm shaking
all over my body. - (gags)
- Cheerios. Are you-- whoa, you already did it.
- (Lindsey) Oh my god. That was fast. - There we go.
- Oh, man. This is huffable-- - AHHH! It's hot!
- Shoutout to ThePhenomenalOne. - Shoutout to Venika Sharma.
- Shoutout Liberochi The thid. - Shoutout to Minh Tran.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode of Challenge Chalice,
and we'll see you next time. Maybe. - This is awful!
- Can we get more milk?
- That's pretty intense. - What's the point of the stick?!
- To hold up the ice cream! - It's not even in it!
The stick is literally inside the popsicle!