[Music]
All the fellas on stage. You gonna realize at the
count of 3 that you are all professional porn stars
auditioning for a porn movie. You got the best porn moves
in the business.
Every good porn star needs a great porn star name.
Think of your porn star name right now.
Super Sonic, My Tip is Electronic
Jack the Licker.
Mac Daday Slammerton
I am 4th and Long.
4th and Long.
Midnight Meat Train.
I plow all night
Bustin Beaver
Heavy Cream
Alfred Hugecock
Batcock
[Laughter]
Holy Hysterectomy
Backdoor Slider
Will Mydickfit
[Laughter]
Dr. Von Buttinstuff
Buster Gonad.
Brain Damage
Brain Damage.
Buster Hymen.
Captain Kirk
from the innerthighs.
[Laughter]
The Circumcised Crusader
Uncocked me.
The Cocktopus.
The Cocktopus
Daniel
Down Ya Throat
Dr. Do-Me-A-Little
Peter Porker
Hairy Porker and Her Chamber of Secrets
Hairy Twatter
Inspect Her gGadgets
[Laughter]
Julius Dicksar
Lawrence of Alabia
Meat Missile
Thunder Cock
Thunder Cock.
[Laughter]
Musty Ballsack
Miles Long
Navy Balls
Like a submarine full of semen.
Semen
What's your porn name?
Hershey's Dark Cocklate
My name is Richard Pounds
Robocock
I'm the Ocliterator
Dwayne the Cock Johnson
Throbbin Williams
The Wookie Pussy tickler
Wilcum Onyu
Barry Jorgasm
Super Soaker
Donald Fuck
Smashalatapus
I'm the Rear Ender Fender Bender
[Laughter]
Dan Gleesack
Dan Gleesack. Alright.
Chewcocka
Seymore Butts
My name is Count Suckula.
Count Suckula.
Indiana Bones
Osama Bigcock Laden
Juicy Pussy
[Laughter]
Ronald McFondled
The Amazing Spiderwang
Mr. Miyagi
Wax on. Wax off.
Roy the Studmaster.
Roy the--
Studmaster
Roy the Studmaster.
I know name's Shawn
What do you go by when you go porn?
Which porn name?
Seth
Wow that's sexy
Alright.
What about you Brandon?
Richard Johnson
Richard Johnson.
Like oh you dick sometimes.
Dick Johnson. That's right.
How about you?
Climaximus the Old Faithful.
Alright.
The geyser everyone cums to see.
[Laughter]
You get it?
Yeah! I got it. I got it. Yes.
I used to explain
[Laughter]
You are an industry, so I don't know---
Seth
Yes.
[Laughter]
He didn't
yeah
No. I got it. I just-- I just threw up with him up a little.
I know.
[Inaudible]
Seth
Yeah!
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