Oh, we had some good times, Trashy,
but you're gonna love the dump.
You'll make so many trashy new friends.
Ooh.
[laughing]
I'm gonna miss you. Huh?
[humming]
Hi, Mrs. Puff!
I'm not here.
Oops. My mistake.
Hi, Plankton! Hi, Bubble Bass!
Hi, Mr. Mailman!
We're not here!
Maybe I need glasses.
Fellow sponge sufferers,
the 431st "We Hate SpongeBob" club
will now come to order.
And now, our motto.
We don't mean SpongeBob any harm.
We just can't stand him.
Does anyone have any new sponge pain
they would like to share?
- How much time do you have? - I do!
- Oh, yes. I do. - I have to unwrap my package of pain!
[SpongeBob laughing] Huh?
Hold that agony.
Hello, Squidward!
[grunting] Proceed.
[clearing throat]
I have some misfortune to share.
The chair recognizes Sufferer Puff.
Please receive the speaking sponge.
It all began last week.
I was enjoying one of my favorite things.
Awarding a student their driver's license.
You've passed your driver's exam, Bertie!
Congratulations!
I couldn't have done it without you, Mrs. Puff!
I bet you can teach anyone!
Oh ho ho, aww!
[laughing]
Almost anyone.
Nice license. Can I touch it?
Eww, gross!
Well, looks like you have an opening
in your schedule, Mrs. Puff.
I tried to leave, but we all know
there is no escape from... SpongeBob!
Accelerate safely into traffic!
Now for a 360 point turn!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Oops! Almost ran a stop sign!
Whoaaa!
[screaming]
SpongeBob destroyed my beautiful school!
Just like last week!
[crying]
It's okay. We're here for you.
Who would like to share next?
I would! I'd like to share a hug!
Looks like you could use a stamp!
I believe that I am next in the roundelay.
My speaking sponge, please?
I was at the Krusty Krab to grab a light snack
between first and second lunch.
Order up, o valued customer!
Ah. Finally. Sustenance for my starving stomach!
I hope it's perfect!
[SpongeBob gasping] Huh?
It's not perfect!
It's too greasy!
[groaning] Hmm.
And this fry isn't greasy enough!
Try as I might, [coughing]
SpongeBob would not let me consume a single calorie!
I tried to take a sip of soda to slake my thirst!
[gasping]
Not fizzy enough!
That perforated pest wouldn't let me taste
a morsel of Krabby Patty!
[screaming]
Give me back my patty, you festering fusspot!
[gasping] I can't!
The sesame seeds are misaligned!
And the lettuce has too many wrinkles!
The tomato has lost its sheen!
Let me eat, you insufferable interrupter!
Victory is mine!
[laughing]
Awooga!
[laughing]
A tad spongy, but not bad!
[rumbling]
That fry cook has given me a slight case of... indigestion!
[rumbling]
[groaning]
I shall let no customer eat a less-than-perfect patty!
Oh!
Ahh! I forgot my hat.