Hello and welcome, America.
I'm Keeban Tootsie and I'll be your host this evening.
Tonight, we're gonna meet the internet stars turned...
world-famous stars and the reality show...
that changed their lives forever.
Welcome to the Yahoo Wrap-up Show...
brought to you by Premium Ice and Gulegagetza.
Welcome back. Once again, I'm Keeban Tootsie.
We are lucky enough tonight to have the entire cast here.
Let's bring them out one-by-one. First up, Hi Haylee.
Ha-ha-ha. Hi! Oh, hello.
Hey... oh! Stop.
Next up, Cody Clark.
Ha-ha. Hey, I'm a-- I'm a man now.
Ooh... I might puff on one of these later.
What's up, Chief?
I'm a real man.
So proud of you.
I might, uh, I might drink beer later.
Cool.
I might do some drunk driving.
Cody.
Up next, Lil Dose.
Ha-ha-ha... Gulagetza!
Dronez!
Yeah!
My man.
Now let's welcome to the set the man that started...
this whole thing off, Skyy Goldwynn... and Molly!
All right.
Ha-ha, thank you, thank you.
Thank you... all right.
It's good to be here! It's good to be here!
Ha-ha, how are ya?
Good, how are you?
Molly, good to see you again.
Ah, that feels good.
Yes, it does.
Oh, and please welcome... Jeremy.
Hey, Keeban! How's it goin'? Thought you forgot me there.
Hey, everybody... my awards.
Do I sit here? There? Okay.
Wow, I have a special chair.
Anyway.
Special boy.
Now, Skyy, you made one of the most controversial...
reality shows of our generation.
How does that feel?
Can I be absolutely honest with you?
I beg of you.
A bit nervous.
Oh, Skyy...
honest indeed, honest indeed.
Speakin' of honesty, you weren't so honest...
during the making of this show.
Let's see a few clips.
Fuck is up with these house arrest bracelets, Skyy?
It's a BitFit.
What are these cameras?
Oh, just a little docu that I'm doin'.
They're gonna be here for a sec.
A lot of bumby-bees up here, you know.
Bumbybees? What the fuck is that?
Bumby-bumble, bumble bees, right?
Bumby. I call 'em bumby-bees.
We'll send you the ice.
Is it gonna melt? Depends on where you live.
How many calories does it have?
It actually burns calories.
Now, Skyy, why would you lie about that?
Yeah, dude, that's some bullshit, man.
Oh. It looks like Dronez is a little upset.
Maybe he's upset that you lied about the water being healthy.
Wrong! I'm mad at you, Keebler.
You can't hide behind that spray tan.
I know who you are, dude.
I'm not the focus here.
Oh!
Oh yeah, it is true.
He is both the realtor and the Vine director.
Oh yeah.
I think he's a great man.
Thank you, Cody.
Handsome man. I love him.
Look at that tan. He's trying to hide right now.
Looks like Dronez got a little something to say.
Dronez, why don't you come on down to the hot seat?
America, this is Dronez.
Hey, I thought that I was gonna, do I have to go up there?
Okay, good for him.
All right, bring it up.
So, Dronez, tell us, how was it living in the house?
It was a wonderful experience.
I took down one of the biggest influencers...
of all time, Zack Jake.
Yeah! Woo!
We can clap to that.
Thanks to Haylee who used the magic thumb...
to knock his ass out.
That's my guy!
To be fair, I was like bait.
Yeah, that's true.
You know, I was getting like man-handled.
Now, I think all of our viewers at home wanna know about...
your love life 'cause I think you were the only person...
in the house to fall in love.
Hi, I'm actually my name's Matt.
Oh, I know who you are. I love your music.
Only you and I can talk on these.
Just you and I?
Yeah, just us.
So cool how much you know about networking.
Reminds me, I'm dealing with...
a little hardware issue of my own.
That's so... cool.
It is very hardware right now.
( APPLAUSE )
I mean, we've stayed in touch a little bit.
Woo! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh my God, I didn't even notice.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Guys! Core form! Core form!
God! You ruined the moment.
Yes, but we're living together now.
Now, don't turn around...
because we have a little bit of a surprise.
What are you talking about?
Hi!
He worships her!
I want that.
Now that's a man.
really pushed us together...
and for that, I thank you.
It was really annoying, but I'm glad it turned out well.
Thank you.
On that note, why don't we bring down Haylee.
Haylee, come on down! Let's get that music goin'.
Okay, 'scuse me.
Can you move for a sec?
Oh, thanks.
Muah. Muah.
So, Haylee, what's been goin' on with you?
Took a break from social media, from the internet, and...
you know, for that 23 hours I could breathe.
Hm.
And it opened my eyes.
I did a little re-brand and I became my authentic self...
and as soon as I did that, my numbers soared.
My new aesthetic is to just get people to look up...
from their phones and you can see that on all my social pages.
Hm.
I hear that you got some more exciting news to tell us.
Yeah.
Uh... yes, I do.
I am set to star in my first feature film.
That is so great, Hi Haylee!
Thank you, guys, muah, muah, muah.
It's called "Stolen Base."
Yeah.
And I will be playing the role of Soldier #4 and--
Directed by the guy that's uh does not have a chair...
on this set actually.
Sorry, I'm a little confused. What's the film about?
I think it's-- it's got something to do...
with baseball in another country.
Is it a baseball player or is it a war soldier?
It's a little bit of both, actually.
Actually, this is my interview, Jeremy...
Okay.
so shut the fuck up, please!
But the biggest news is there's somebody else in this room...
who's co-starring along with me...
and his name is Cody Clark!
Oh, Cody get down here!
Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
Come over here, my boy.
Oh, are we--
I'm playing a I'm playing a soldier man.
Sit down, Jeremy!
Oh, I figured... you know.
So, a soldier man. Now, Cody, how old are you?
I'm-- I'm a 22-year-old man.
That's my guy.
That is my guy. Right, guys?
I'm not 14, I'm 22.
It's finally time for me to, you know, let go--
let go of my boyhood and like hold on to my manhood.
Way to be real, Cody! Way to be real.
Yes!
[CODY] Thank you.
Buddy, the cigarette's not lit.
No, it's-- these are practice drags.
MM-hm.
I, you know, sometimes when you're indoors you're not...
allowed to smoke and it's just... ooh.
Ooh.. Ah.
I'm gonna go ahead, is my part of the interview over?
Yes, thank you so much.
That's it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Haylee.
Before I go, I just wanted to let everyone know...
my hit show "Sizzlin'" is becoming a hit cookbook.
Oh!
That's the reaction that I wanted.
Alright, Keeban.
Cody, what do you wanna tell the American people?
I just wanna reiterate, I'm not a boy, I'm a man now.
Lovin' the new look.
Cody, what you have been up to the past six months?
I grew this.
Ooh.
Uh, I've got a cookbook coming out also.
It's uh... it's called "Barbeque for Men."
Mm-hm.
And what's your favorite recipe in that cookbook?
Um... ribs.
Okay. Alright, wow.
I'm very proud of you. That's my boy.
Very smart of you.
My man!
Ah-ah-ah, what?
I mean, my man!
Well, on that note, Dose.
I'll come when you say it like an adult.
Please welcome to the stage, Dose!
Go get 'em.
Thank you so much, Cody.
Watch-- watch the spill.
Gulagetza.
It's actually... Guelagetza.
Molly, Gulagetza.
I think Dose knows what he's talking about.
Well, there's an 'e' in there....
seems like we're ignoring it.
Gulagetza, uh, found its way into my life...
thank you so much, Skyy.
I love you, Dose. Love you so much.
It's not me you love, Skyy. It's Gulagetza.
What's next for Lil Dose?
I will be releasing my own brand under the Gulagetza label...
of water called "A Little Dose of H2O".
Woo!
I like the sound of that.
It's a great brand.
It's American made and it's totally safe.
Each bottle will, uh, be the exact same delicious...
refreshing, clarifying water that you get in a bottle...
of Gulagetza except the bottle itself... my face.
Aw.
And here's a great opportunity to show you...
our new commercial for Gulagetza.
That was lovely.
It's actually Guelagetza. Gue-la-getza.
What was that, Molly?
Uh, I think Molly wants to get in on the hot seat.
America, please welcome Molly!
Oh! No! What?! Me?
Get down there, Molly. C'mon.
Get it, girl!
Get it, Molly.
Thank you.
It's called Gulagetza.
Wow.
Molly, everyone.
Woo!
So, Molly, uh, what's new with you?
Oh, well, you know, I'm actually producing Jeremy's film.
The film is called "Stolen Bases".
Believe that's--
Eh, it's a working title.
that's definitely gonna be the title.
I think I think "Stolen Bases" has more of a ring to it.
I actually wrote the title first before I wrote the plot.
Shut up!
Is this about people stealing bases?
It is about war and it's about baseball...
and that is two things that America really latch onto...
and I was like "This is gonna make money".
I'm producing that, too!
Actually, you passed on the script and I swooped in...
and I'm producing it.
Well, still using my production company so--
That's technically true.
I'm actually directing it.
Shut up.
Shh.
Skyy Goldwynn Productions. "Golden Bases."
Nope.
Uh, I think we're gonna stick with "Stolen Base."
Yeah, I agree.
So, since you're a big wig in Hollywood now, making movies...
I guess you're no longer Skyy's assistant.
Is that the case?
No.
No, she's not! And that makes me sad.
Yes, we've parted ways amicably.
I can't do it without her.
This is my time! This is my time!
Give it up for Molly, everyone.
Molly.
Alright.
I still miss you.
Jeremy!
Alright. Yeah.
You didn't have to bring all the awards.
Please clap.
Ay.
Great. Great.
Jeremy, ladies and gentlemen.
Feels good up up here.
Yes.
So, what are these awards for?
Picked these up for the documentary...
I'm sure a lot of people saw about Zack Jake.
Worked on that with Skyy.
We happened to be there and capture, um, the heinous...
truly heinous crimes that were committed in that house.
Oh and for those of you at home just joining us...
a little backstory here.
Uh, the police, um, once they entered Zack Jake's house...
they actually found multiple YouTube personas...
living in terrible conditions.
Awful, it was awful. Despicable.
Which landed Zack, um, a whole new set of felony charges.
And if you're a YouTube persona living in terrible conditions...
uh, there's a toll-free number at the bottom of the screen...
that you can call to know that there's always help.
Little surprise, I have, um, Zack live from prison right now.
He has a little message for you guys.
And now, a message from Zack Jake via prison.
Hey, guys!
Sorry things got so crazy.
Had a little meltdown, we all do it.
You know, prison's actually a lot like the internet.
There's the people at the top and then there's the followers.
I'm a follower right now but um...
I'm workin' my way up.
Currently following Darrell. And Jeremy, thank you visiting.
So far, you've been the only one, but, you know...
I'm in here for a while so, I'll be waiting.
I don't really like him as much when he's nice.
I have an idea.
Why don't we bring Skyy Goldwynn back out here?
Yeah! Yeah!
I was actually talking about "Stolen Base."
Skyy. Skyy. Skyy. Skyy.
Oh, it's good to be back. Good to be back.
Two-timer!
Back again.
Skyy, you have a hit reality show, you make films...
you have a doc coming out...
what's next for Skyy Goldwynn?
You know, I'm thinkin' of going into politics.
[KEEBAN] Hm.
Well, you heard it here first, folks.
[HAYLEE] Oh, my god.
That was-- that should've been should've cut it right there.
Come on, Keebler.
You know, you ruined the moment.
Why do you keep hiring him?
Why would you interlapse?
Well, that's all the time we have for today.
I mean, it's Skyy Goldwynn.
You can't just interrupt Skyy Goldwynn...
when he decides to end a series.
Oh God.
That's all the time we have.
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Hey, good job everybody.
Aw.
Hey, great show.
I'm really proud of you guys.
Hey, so happy you're out of the house.
Thank you.
Hey. You know, it's cool.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Feels good though.
Oh, my favorite person.
My mic.
It's okay.
I miss you. I'm not letting you go.
Oh, hey.
This is interesting.
Okay.
Get that water away from me.
Oh, there he goes.
Hey, you know, it was a pleasure.
Oh.
Hey buddy, you need a--
No, you did. My mic pack just slipped off...
so I was just like, you know.
No, it felt great.
[DIRECTOR] That's shot, cutting.
End on that frame.
[SKYY] Premium.