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- [Narrator] Previously, on Bro-Dependent.
- Heh!
- Fuck!
- I spent last night in your sister
and I fucking cried when I came, dude.
- I've watched her fuck up, like, 100 guys.
- Do I smell weed?
- [Group] Fuck you!
- Can't you see we're, like, fighting?
- Zac, are we fighting?
Owww!
- Yeah, I guess we are, fuck you!
- Fuck you, dude.
- No dude, I mean it.
Like in a mean way.
Fuck you.
So I was like, "We are so happy."
and Anderson was like, "I hate that you two are happy."
and then he tried to punch me
but I blocked his fist with my hand.
I just like, crushed it in my hand and threw it
off and got him down on the ground.
- Huh.
- Isn't that crazy?
Like I didn't think, like, I would have that much strength,
or, like, agility for that matter, but, like, I did.
- And Zac was just like, "Our friendship, means
nothing to me."
and I was like, "Dude don't say that."
and he was like, "Bam, Butterfly Knife."
and I was like, "Oh, fuck."
and he came at me and I was like, "kafwa!"
and I disarmed him, cause I didn't want to hurt him.
That's pretty fucked.
- Right, and what does that have to do
with you working here at Lids?
- Uhhh, You're asking me about my experience and
that was, like, my most recent experience.
- Nah, I was talking about your retail experience.
- Ohhh.
(laughs)
dude, my bad, whoa.
Yeah, no, I have no retail experience.
Nor any job experience of any kind.
- Hey, I know you man.
We auditioned together last week.
(laughs)
I'm Jacob.
- Cool.
- You goin in for Conner?
- Aw, no, no I'm actually going in for the
part of go fuck yourself.
- Wait, what?
- What role?
- What roh?
- What role.
- What roh.
- I'm saying what role?
- What roh?
- What?
- Stop.
- What'd you say?
- Okay, thank you very much.
Okay, Mark you're up.
And, we can hear you in the next room.
- Oh, really, can you?
- You mind just keeping it down?
- Bitch.
(laughs)
fuckin told that guy.
- Yeah, that's good.
- Oh, Babe, I was thinking like, since I'm over
at your place all the time, anyway, maybe I could,
like, bring some stuff over?
- Awwwww, or you could just put an overnight
bag in your car.
- Oh yeah, yeah, that's a great idea too.
- Yeah.
- Well I'm sorry man.
I can't give you a job.
- What?
- I know, I know, it's a real bummer.
I've never, not hired somebody here.
- I would very much like to work here.
- Yeah, and you were halfway there.
You had a hat on, you didn't have sleeves
on your shirt.
Those are two pluses here.
- This is fucking bullshit, dude.
- And what is this?
- My resume.
- It's five words and a dick.
(laughs)
- Yeah I drew that.
- Okay, I just need you to slate your name.
- Hi, I'm Zac Michaels.
I have to be here.
- Okay, um, do you have any questions?
- Uh, yeah, so my character Conner,
he's just like, some dick in a soap opera?
- Umm-Hmm, you're actually gonna to be reading with Wesley.
- Remember me?
- Conner, I never thought I'd see you again.
- Well Valentin, I never thought I'd see anything again.
But I got my eyesight back and I can see things
clearer than ever.
Your face, your beautiful reconstructed face.
It's like water to my parched soul.
- I can't quench your soul-thirst Connor go.
- If I can't have you, I'll shoot my eyes out.
Using the same gun that took Tyrone's life.
The end, can I go now?
- That was quite good, Zac.
Are you available next week?
- Oh fuck, did I get it?
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