- What was your favorite high school make-out spot?
- Under that bridge (laughs).
- Was I a good kisser?
- I mean, we were, like, freshmen.
- So take that as a no.
(both laugh)
- I'm Crista.
- Oh, we starting?
Oh, sorry, I'm Codey.
- He's my ex.
- High school.
- [Interviewer] Who's gonna go first?
- I'm gonna read the first one.
- Yeah, read the first one.
- (scoffs) Do you still find me attractive?
- Yes (Crista laughs).
- What's attractive about me?
- (laughs) You caught me at the heat of the moment.
I mean, everything, I guess.
Do you still think I'm attractive?
- Yeah.
- [Interviewer] Give me a model pose.
- Him? - You.
- [Interviewer] Yeah, him, no, I want you to--
- Me?
(both laugh)
Describe our first time having sex.
(both chuckle)
- First time we tried it just didn't work.
- We didn't know we needed lube.
- Stop!
It just wouldn't-- - It just was like
a brick wall, it was.
- Stop!
(both laugh)
- You know what I mean? (laughs)
- My son could see this one day.
(both laugh)
- [Interviewer] So you guys have a baby?
- Yeah, he's five months old.
- [Interviewer] When did you guys break up?
- When we were juniors in, okay, the thing is,
he had lived with me during our relationship
and then we broke up and he moved to Oregon,
and then he moved back because we talked
about getting back together.
- I was playing my video game
and I kiss her neck and we had sex.
- Stop!
- [Interviewer] When you found out you were pregnant,
did you guy try and stay together?
- No, we didn't.
We were just like, we'll figure it out when it comes.
- Did any of your friends ever think I was trash?
Yeah, every one of them.
- Yes, but a lot of my friends,
after we stopped dating, tried to get with you, so.
- Do you like any of my friends?
- Ah, I'm okay with Julia, because we've been friends
for a long time.
I mean, she's got that armpit hair and shit.
- (whispers) Shut the fuck up.
You're so rude.
- They can cut that out.
- [Interviewer] What do you need to cut out?
- Oh, just, I--
- Just shush.
(sighs)
- Who broke up with who, how did it go down?
- Well, when we actually broke up, I did.
- Mm hmm, what would it take for us to get back together?
- Time. - Mmm, that's a good one.
- Do you miss being in a relationship with me?
- Yes.
- [Interviewer] You guys want a hand-holding moment?
(Crista laughs)
- Is that what you want us to do?
Have your sexual abilities improved since high school?
- Hmm, no (laughs).
I still last the same as I did freshman year (laughs).
- Like, two minutes.
- I mean, that's just when we get going, going, you know?
- Stop! (laughs)
- You gotta be serious!
What's the biggest secret you kept from me?
Be honest, let's get it out there.
- Shut up, I told you everything,
I literally told you everything all the time.
- [Interviewer] You can't think of anything?
- No, I mean, I could take a shot.
What's the biggest secret you kept from me?
- Um, sometimes--
- God, I don't even wanna know!
- I guess I told you I wasn't masturbating when I was.
(both laugh)
- Stop!
- [Interviewer] How often were you, uh--
- This is not even--
- So it's not often.
- Shut the fuck up.
Alright, next question, go.
- [Interviewer] Wait, why didn't you
like him masturbating?
- I don't know, I was like, fucking 15 and insecure!
Of all the lovers you've had, where do I rank?
- The best, I guess.
- Out of the whole two?
- What the fuck?
- [Interviewer] I wanna hear how many people
you two have slept with.
- Females and males? - [Interviewer] Yeah.
- Two. - More than 15,
less than 20, probably.
How many of them were women?
Probably like eight.
- She had more sex with women than I did.
Alright, let's move on.
What did you learn from me in the bedroom?
Did I set you up for future lovers?
- My idea of sex was always super short,
so if sex was super long, it would hurt my feelings.
- [Interviewer] So he didn't set you up?
(laughing)
- Well, I mean, it was good sex and stuff,
like, between us, but then with other people
it'd be like, why is this so long?
- Nope, kiss me like you did in high school, no.
- Yeah, no, maybe for later.
- I mean, we can like, peck,
but I'm not gonna like, make out with him.
- [Interviewer] I'll take that.
- No, you go that way.
- Ah!
(kissing)
- [Interviewer] That was pretty smooth.
(Crista laughs)