THERE'S AN ALL-MALE FOX PANEL, WHEN IT HAPPENS IT IS
ALWAYS GOOD.
THEY WERE TALKING WITH DUCK DYNASTY'S WILLIE ROBERTSON
TO DISCUSS WHETHER OR NOT WOMEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR
LEGGINGS.
HERE IS OUR FIRST VIDEO SHOWING WHAT HAPPENED.
>> WE BROUGHT IN AN ESTEEMED PANEL OF FATHERS.
THEY WILL SAY OUT LOUD IF THEIR DAUGHTERS WEAR LEGGINGS TO
SCHOOL.
>>
MY GIRLS WHERE THE LONGER SHIRTS TO COVER UP THE LADY PARTS.
>>
WE HAVE A RULE OVERALL BETWEEN MY NIECE AND DAUGHTERS, IF IT
IS NOT WORN IN THE MONASTERY, IT IS NOT GOING OUT ON THE STREET.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
>>
OUR GIRLS ARE SO YOUNG THAT THEY HAVE DIAPERS ON AND IT IS FINE.
>> LOOK INTO THE FUTURE, WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
>> HERE IS ANOTHER TASTE OF WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY.
>> CAITLIN, COME ON OVER.
THE GUYS ARE LOOKING AT CAITLIN RIGHT NOW.
YOU ARE WEARING LEGGINGS AND A HOODED SWEATSHIRT.
>> IN OTHER WORDS IT'S NOT SO TIGHT THAT YOU CAN SEE A
TATTOO ON HER LEG.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TATTOOS?
>> NO.
>> OKAY, JUST ASKING.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE WILL VALIDATE YOUR PARKING.
>> THERE'S MORE, DO WE WANT MORE?
>> YEAH, BUT FIRST THAT WAS MY FAVORITE.
LEGGINGS ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
>> IT'S LIKE ALL THE SPRING BREAK VIDEOS.
>> HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WEARING LEGGINGS.
>> OF THE THREE, THIS IS SOMETHING A LITTLE LONGER.
>> THAT'S MONASTERY WEAR?
>> WELL, IT IS BLACK, IT'S MORE OR LESS COVERED.
I THINK SHE LOOKS APPROPRIATE.
>> OF THE THREE MODELS WE HAD, I THINK THIS PARTICULAR
ENSEMBLE EXAMPLES
WHAT THE WOMAN FROM THE VIDEO SAID ABOUT COVERING YOUR TAIL.
>> TAIL COVERED.
>> RIGHT ON THE LINE THERE.
>> THEY LITERALLY HAD HER SHOW HER ASS.
>> THIS ONE MIGHT JUST BE THE COMMON BEST.
>> AND OUR FINAL CONTESTANT IS PAGE.
PAGE IS WEARING PURPLE LEGGINGS WITH A BLACK TANK TOP.
IT LOOKS LIKE PAGE JUST CAME FROM PILATES.
>> YEP.
>> I DID NOT WAKE UP THAT EARLY.
>> WE ALL TOOK NITROGLYCERIN PILLS BEFORE SHE CAME ON JUST TO
MAKE SURE.
>>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE IS WEARING?
>> SHE LOOKS GREAT.
>>WHAT IF SHE IS AT THE MALL?
>> COME ON, STEP UP.
THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER OUT THERE.
>> OBVIOUSLY, HER PHYSIQUE, GOD BLESS YOU.
YOU HAVE EARNED THAT.
THERE ARE APPROPRIATE PLACES TO WEAR THAT.
BUT I WOULDN'T WEAR THAT TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EVER WEARING SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH THIS RIGHT?
>> I AM.
>> THAT WAS GREAT.
AS THEY OGLE HER.
AND THAT DYNASTY GUY IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE
SHOULD WEAR?
SERIOUSLY?
I LOVE HOW SEXIST THEY ARE.
I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS.
FOXNEWS IS KNOWN FOR HAVING FEMALE ANCHORS ALL WEAR SKIRTS.
OUR MOLE SAT IN ON MEETINGS WHERE THEY HAD SEXUAL HARASSMENT
TRAINERS AT FOXNEWS, WOMEN ANCHORS SAID IF THEY COULD
ASK THEIR BOSS IF THEY CAN WEAR PANTS.
THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT TRAINERS AND NO, IT IS NOT OKAY.
YOU MUST WEAR A SKIRT ON AIR.
AND HE CAN TELL YOU HOW SHORT THAT SKIRT IS.
THAT'S WHY WHENEVER YOU WATCH FOX NEWS THEY ALL WEAR
SHORT SKIRTS.
THEY DON'T HAVE LEGGINGS, THEY HAVE NOTHING.
IT IS A SKIRT THAT SHOWS THE ACTUAL LEG.
>> THE SETUP IS TO ENCOURAGE WHOLESOMENESS AND RESTRAINT
WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWING OFF YOUR LEGS.
INSTANTLY IT SEEMS LIKE THE THING THEY LOVE THE MOST IN
THE WORLD IS LOOKING AT THE GIRL WITH THE PINK AND WHATEVER.
I WAS LOOKING AT HER BUT, DID SHE HAVE A FACE?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
>>I THINK THE VIEWERS KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
ONE REASON IS PERHAPS THEY HAVE A 75-YEAR-OLD MALE AUDIENCE.
THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SEGMENTS, OBVIOUSLY, WAS THAT IT IS GOING
TO BE AWESOME THAT WE GET TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S LEGS AND ASSES.
THE WOMAN WHO WENT ON THE SHOW DESPERATELY WANTED TO DO IT.
THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF IT.
YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS WITH YOUR KIDS.
WHEN YOU GET TO THAT POINT, THAT IS A CONVERSATION THAT THE
FATHER AND MOTHER, OR FATHER AND FATHER, OR MOTHER AND MOTHER
HAVE WITH THEIR CHILD.
BUT THEY WERE ONLY INTERESTED IN OGLING THIS WOMAN.
>> ANOTHER THING, WE HAVE AN ALL-MALE PANEL BUT ONLY BECAUSE
WE ARE THE MOST QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT ALL-MALE PANELS.
>> THE PROBLEM IS THEY HAVE THREE MEN JUDGING WOMEN.
WE HAVE THREE MEN JUDGING FOUR MEN.
>> WHEN YOU SAID 75-YEAR-OLD MALE AUDIENCE, I THOUGHT
THAT THAT NITROGLYCERIN PILL MUST HAVE KILLED.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> I KNOW BECAUSE I WATCH HOUSE.
>> THEY SOUND LIKE A SUPERHERO AT THIS POINT.
>> THE IRONY WAS AWESOME.
AT THE SAME TIME OF SAYING YOU SHOULD WHERE THIS, THEY
SAID OH, YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT.
DON'T WEAR IT, BUT SHOW YOUR ASS AGAIN.
THAT IS FOX NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.
DON'T DO THAT, BUT SHOW THEM YOUR ASS AGAIN.