what's up guys how's everybody doing so
for as long as I can remember my parents
would always tell me that I'm pretty
good with technology because at one
point they weren't able to plug in a
computer but I was able to do the job so
yeah I guess I can say I'm a pretty big
deal okay maybe not honestly I think
they've been lying to me this whole time
or just really lazy because come to
think of it plugging in a computer isn't
even that hard Mom Dad if you're
watching this it's really not that
complicated you see this cable right
here there's only one hole on this
computer that fits it and same for all
these other cables I wonder where this
one goes
voila and if anything there's even
images to guide you so yeah it's really
easy it's all about finding the right
hole huh I never thought I'd tell that
to my parents but I guess it did help me
a little bit because for my first retail
job I applied to be a computer salesman
and I was hired true story surprisingly
I was pretty good at it I would often
get compliments by customers but I'm not
going to lie I did learn a lot I learned
that if you ever get complimented by a
customer make sure your store manager is
near you to hear it cuz you never know
might get a bonus hey you're a pretty
good employee thanks I I mean what did
you say I said you're pretty good that
I'm the best employee you've ever seen
oh stop did I just hear my new employee
get complimented already I'm going to
give you a $100 bonus really yeah I'll
add an extra 10 hours of work on your
schedule next week and you'll earn $100
in no time 10 more hours thanks boss
you're the best you're
welcome now that I think about it I
never got a bonus from that besides it
wasn't really that hard to get
compliments because most clients were
Elders that very often didn't understand
technology all right I just bought this
new tablet and the touchcreen is already
broke oh no that's a computer it's not
touchcreen um oh it is this is the
tablet that would work for that oh maybe
that's why my tablet wasn't working
either yeah that would happen way too
often oh yeah one of the clients I
didn't really like were those adults
that were so rich they would argue that
they need to spend on the most advanced
expensive technology when they really
don't need it this is the most expensive
computer you have right $5,000 cuz if so
I'll I'll take it yeah this is the most
advanced technology we have is it for
graphic design video editing or 3D
production cuz it's great for that oh no
it's for my son's birthday he's turning
5 this week and he watches a lot of
YouTube oh it's just for YouTube videos
cuz this uh $200 computer would work
just as fine no no look my son also
cleaned his room this week so he
deserves nothing but the best and have
peace and quiet while watching these
YouTube videos of this guy called
Jeffrey fever did you say Jeffrey fever
you're right he does deserve nothing but
the best let's go pay for this oh well I
guess if it's for a good cause that's
all right no offense to customers but
the best moments I would have during my
shift is when there's no clients at all
what those are the most relaxing parts
of the day you ready for this let's do
it
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amaz Jeff there's a client huh what oh
good morning welcome
why'd you stop the music let's
Tango yep that's the plus side of
working at a small electronic store
sneaky me something I didn't really
expect with this job is that
occasionally it got dangerous because
the computers were pretty expensive once
every so often someone would come in and
try to fraud the system by using a fake
credit card to buy things but I was
pretty good at detecting those things so
while we were at the cash register I
would suddenly message my colleague to
call the cops but for some reason we had
this reir rule in the store where we had
to come clean and tell the thief that he
had two options either you wait here and
wait for the cops or or you can leave I
guess really what because of all the
frosters I've ever met I've never seen
one that chose the first option so
you're telling me that I can leave right
now and have a second chance at life or
that I can stay here to get arrested and
regret this decision for the rest of my
life well I guess the choice is pretty
clear here all right take me to jail
call me mean but I kind of wanted to see
somebody face the consequences cuz I've
never seen police officers is live in
action oh wait never mind I have yeah
from the moment we called the police to
tell them that we caught somebody using
fake credit cards I guess because it's
not a first degree crime they arve like
2 hours later and then and then this
happens officer thank God you're here
the thief went that way are you the
witness yes sir all right you're just
going to have to fill out this form
right here you're going to have to write
down what time the crime was committed
how the suspect looked like what he said
what he tried to fraud and and how he
smelled like yeah don't don't miss that
one no officer I don't think you
understood he's literally right there
okay listen now I don't have all day I
got a job to do saving citizens all day
now we are not going to argue you're
going to fill out this form no less than
500 words or else your butt is going to
jail okay now while you do that I'm
going to stand right here next one is
fine gentlemen how are you doing today
sir oh I'm doing pretty good all right
yeah I'm pretty much the one that ends
up facing the consequences anyways even
though it was a minimum paying salary
job I'm still really thankful I went
through it cuz that's when I Associated
work with money and I learned that life
doesn't always come easy so if you're
trying to find a job I highly encourage
you guys to because I think that's when
you grow a lot as a person become more
independent and I have so much respect
for that anyways right before I started
to record this video I received my last
pay check so now that I got a lot of
money I'm going to go book a trip to go
on vacation thank you so much for
watching I'll see you guys very soon
this is Jeffrey fever and I'm pressing
the record button now peace wait what I
just received
$20 oh taxes
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yeah no