[grunting]
Mikey!
What are you doing, dude?
Hugging, I think.
It's weird.
Yeah. Let's never do that again.
Ooh. [laughing] Spongy.
Mikey, if you had a brain,
would you want somebody poking it?
[growling]
Stockman-Fly is Turflytle's ultimate superhero enemy
buzz, buzz.
But if he's out there; buzz, buzz,
I'll find him, buzz, buzz.
Enough with the buzz, buzz.
Okay.
Don't. Don't.
Buzz, buzz, dog.
AH!
It's action kick Unicorn Man and Jerkface Bradford
versus Chompy The Great in the Battle for Paris, France.
[chuckles] Special tickle attack.
[gasping]
Oh, yeah. We want to play, too.
Mikey. Uh, we're training.
Yeah, um, I'm training Chompy to be the ultimate warrior.
Cool. Well, we want to train too. Please.
[meowing]
[groaning]
I'm Chris Bradford.
My beard will defeat your horn every time, Unicorn Man.
[meowing]
Chompy, what did we talk about?
Keep your flame farts to yourself. Gross.
Dude, do you ever think about how big Chompy will get one day?
His mom was, like, huge.
[chittering]
Yeah, but that'll probably take, like,
hundreds of space years or something.
How are you doing, Mikey?
This was all my fault.
I should have never thought I could be friends with a human.
Eh, don't be so hard on yourself.
So it's not my fault?
Of course it's your fault.
[sighing]
If you tell the others, I'll beat the green off you.
But... you're an awesome guy.
Bradford didn't think so.
Well, he's a psychotic killing machine.
You deserve way better friends than him.
You know what? You're right. Thanks, Raph.
Anytime.
Unfriend. Haha. Revenge.
Mikey!
You got pizza stains all over my collection
of Modern Ninja magazine. They're ruined.
Dude, those things are, like, 20 years old.
They're not exactly modern.
They're vintage.
It took me six years to collect them.
Six years.
Chillax, bro. I'll clean it for ya.
Mm.
[groaning]
[grunting] Ow!
You mess up everything, Mikey.
It's just stuff, Raph. Meager possessions.
What does it matter?
What about your precious comic book collection, huh?
You always stick up for Mikey.
Try seeing my point of view for once.
I get it. I just think, like Master Splinter says,
material possessions are fleeting.
Enough! I'm tired of you three.
You're always messing up, and I got to pay for it.
[groaning]
Man, that is the craziest story I've ever heard.
Even weirder than your stories, Mikey.
I really did meet Megan Fox on that rooftop, yo.
That's weird.
You'd think he'd get mutated into a snake.
Yeah, you would if you were an idiot.
But his name is Snake.
So?
You don't understand science.
[grunting]
All right, Raph, cool off.
I can help with that.
Dr. Prankenstein strikes again.
[growling]
Dude, you should see your face right now.
[chuckles] You look so mad.
Okay, Spike, you'll like this show.
It's called. Does Mikey Bend That Way?
[screaming] Come here, you!
[grunting]
And let's not forget cottage cheese demon.
If we didn't stuff 'em in that microwave,
the Earth would be drowned in living cheese.
For the 22nd time, Mikey,
there was no cottage cheese demon ever.
Did you see him?
No.
Then how do you know? Huh?
What? I- That doesn't even make-
Sure, man, cheese demon. Whatever you say.
Mushroom Man must produce them as a defense mechanism.
Defense against what, being stir fried?
I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out!
It's okay, dude. It's me, Mikey.
Give your bro a hug. It'll make you feel better.
Come on, now. Where's the love?
Oh. It's right here between my arms.
I think I'm gonna hurl.
[vomiting]
I'll give you one guess who "him" is.
Yeah, that guy... who does the thing with the thing.
I have no idea who you're talking about.
Shredder.
Aw. Little space monkey cat rat thing.
Aren't you, uh, cute?
[screaming]
[screeching]
Nice one, genius.
Now you probably have space rabies.
Space rabies?
[screaming]
Huh?
Ha. Haha. Very funny, Raph. I know that's you behind me.
What are you talking about?
AH! Mummy hand!
[chanting in distance]
Dude, you're in total cyber ninja stealth mode, yo.
- Booyaka- - Shh.
We won't be for long if you don't zip it.
[chanting in distance]
Team Brainiac, this is Team Awesome. Standing by. Over.
We're in pursuit of Rocksteady's van as we speak.
I know you're a little worried about me.
Look, I'm not going to lie to you.
We've never gone into a fight like this and,
I don't know what's going to happen.
But you don't have to worry. I will make it back.
I love you, man.
Aw. Are you talking to your pet turtle?
No. Shut up!
That's adorable.
Well, I'm gonna crush you.
I'm going to shellac you!
What's taking so long?
Donnie knows I have a short attent-
Ooh, gum.
Man, this better be worth it.
[screaming, laughing]
That is awesome.
Big, tough Raph is scared of cockroaches.
I am not.
Oh, really? Let's go to the video.
This is my favorite part right here.
Donnie, can I get this on a t-shirt?
Want to see my favorite part?
[grunting,
[clanging]
Turflytle is on the patrol. Buzz, buzz.
His bug eyes spy every crime. Buzz, buzz.
Will you stop saying buzz buzz after every sentence?
I could do that; buzz, buzz, but I probably won't.
Buzz, buzz.
Whoa, dude, be nice to insects! Buzz, buzz!
[grunting]
Hey. That comic's in mint- Near mint condition.
Don't mess it up.
Great, another horror story.
Guess who's going to be up all night again?
What? No. I was up all night
cause I was... polishing my grappling hook.
This is the place Casey's bike was sending out the signal.
Maybe we should split up.
[groaning]
Dude, listen.
[groaning]
You hear that?
[groaning]
[screeching]
Casey. What happened?
Attack. Foot. Kiss.
He's not making any sense.
I think he's asking you to kiss his foot.
You better do what he says.
Make yourself useful and grab his legs.
[laughing]
That definitely makes Raph the angry one.
I'm clearly the handsome one.
Here, check it out. I got something for ya.
Ha ha. Ah.
Ha. You're the gullible one.
I'm tired of you picking on me! Ever since we were little,
you've been giving me shell wedgies,
wet willies and reptile rug burns!
Mikey, Raph, enough!
[groaning]
Join us, Michelangelo.
Join us and drink deep.
[panting]
[grunting]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[chuckles]
Ah.
Guys, when ninjas are on surveillance,
they are supposed to be silent.
Sorry, Leo, I'll scream quieter.
[laughing, groaning]
[grunting]
- Say it. - Raph, be quiet.
Not till Mikey says it.
Raphael is all wise and powerful.
And?
And he's better than me in every possible way.
And?
And I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet
who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him
because he's so amazing, and I'm a dirt clod.
And?
And in the history of the universe,
- there's never been- - Hey, enough.
[gasping]
What ya gonna do?
[grunting]
Booyakasha. You got faced. Thought you had me,
but I played you like a trombone.
Wah, wah, wah.
Playtime's over, tough guy.
Put me down. Enough! Uncle!
I don't see you tapping out.
I can't move my arms.
Then tap your horrible, disgusting middle toe.
Don't worry, Stubby,
you're not as horrible as he says.
Geez, Mikey, when's the last time you cleaned?
And since when did you start wearing tighty whiteys?
That, my friend, is a story for another day.
Let's just focus on the squirrels. Comprende?
Ah, sweet. Awesome idea. I just impressed myself.
Here, squirrelly, squirrelly squirrel, come get it.
[sniffing]
Here you go, squirrel. Have a tiny bite.
Where is that little sucker?
A super macho burrito. Whoo! Yes.
It's the ultimate combination of pizza and burrito, pizzarito.
It's super and macho.
[grunting]
I'm going in. [grunting]
Do you have any idea how long that's been in there?
Who cares? Super and macho lingua queso.
Your arm's stuck, isn't it?
[grunting] Possibly. Maybe, on purpose.
[groaning]
[grunting]
Whoa.
It's like a vending machine... from the future.
[groaning]
Dude, I was watching Chris Bradford,
real earth style entertainment, yo.
Too bad, Mikey. We're needed on the bridge.
[groaning]
I miss Earth. I'm tired of space.
I miss Master Splinter.
So do I, little brother, big time.
But if we can stop the Triceratons,
we can finally go home.
M-M-Mikey!
Oops, my bad.
So, um, what are we going to do
about his electrical powers?
I have the solution.
This weapon did not work on Neutralizer,
but it could still work on Michelangelo.
No, wait. Wait a second, guys! Wait!
[screaming]
Ah, man. I feel naked.
And I lost all those sweet powers, yo.
[clanging]
I'm sorry I tried to smash you. Okay?
I'm sorry. I learned a very important lesson.
I'll never be cruel again. Just leave me alone.
On one condition.
Ah! Anything!
Be good to Michelangelo.
Ah. What?
Let him read your comics once in a while.
Mikey!
Ow. So much for learning your lesson.
Nice job, Raph.
Raph, Donnie's disappeared! He was right behind me when...
Holy, chalupa. Another turtle?
Wait, wait. No, it's Spike. I mean, Slash now.
He got into the mutagen.
Dude, this is too much to process.
I'm gonna...
I'm freaking out!
Raphael, you said it yourself. We don't need these clowns.
We got to hunt that mutagen down now.
What about Donnie? We have to find him.
Sorry, Slash, my brothers come first no matter what.
How about I make the choice a little easier for ya?
[screeching]
Mikey!
Spike!
What are you doing?!
I don't wanna fight you, Raphael. Just go.
Leave me to my work.
Your work?
That mutagen warped your brain, Spike. This isn't you.
Told ya, the name's Slash.
[screeching]
[grunting]
[screeching]