hello大家好我是郭哈福
Hey what's up guys! Hafu here.
Today I'm joined by Jenny
Do you know any Chinese?
你好，我叫Jenny
Wow.
I'm gonna make her learn Chinese in 30 minutes
So she can pick up guys in Subtle Asian Dating
Today we're gonna learn from 1 to 10
And then lastly, I'm gonna show you some pickup lines
Let me just pull out my whiteboard from my pocket
Here is one
Yeye 一 yeee
Wow not bad!
Stress the ER
Okay that's an easy one
What do you observe here?
How do you write the numbers?
It's the number of the lines?
Okay...
So how do you write number four?
What about number five?
Okay...what about ten?
Wow...
How would you write a hundred?
At some point it has to change
But I don't know when
Like Kris Wu
You gotta make that face when you say it
It looks like a human
Yeah there we go
That's an easy one
Yeah like 爸爸 baba
Daddy
Repeat after me
Now we know the numbers
Do you wanna hear a joke about a Chinese couple doing it?
Where'd you learn that?
Subtle Asian Traits
So how would you say eleven
Piece them together
Beautiful
How do you say 15?
Yo that's so good!
How do you say 20?
50?
You're getting it!
99
It's pretty easy right? It's prety easy
So you just like piece them togther
Wow zero to fluent in under 30 minutes
Very good
very good
You learn fast okay let's move on
So on my channel since you guys are watching
It's not all about entertainment
Sometimes we like to learn a little bit you know get a little bit more educational
because I did go to the Harvard of China
Tsinghua University
清华大学
So we now learned the numbers
We can ask someone "how old are you?"
Which is a little bit harder
So today, I'll teach you the easiest
How do you say 18?
Yo that's pretty good
So you gotta listen for that when you ask how old are you
Pretend we just met
我今年十六岁
I'm out
You recognized it!
Let's say I said I was 18
you can continue the conversation
What do you want to know about the person?
Are you single?
Are you single!
Straight forward. Straight to the point.
Actually I haven't asked what their name is yet
You don't need to know
I'll break it down
When it's a question, you say "ma" 吗 at the end
Yooo pretty good
What if they say no?
Uhh... then
What would you want to ask them next?
You have a beautiful smile
Wow
I want to say that to them
You have a beautiful smile
No that one was just me saying "yes"
你的笑容很美
Yeah!
谢谢
现在我们知道了他们单身，笑容很美，
而且他们和年龄
Which means they're over 18
Gotta make sure that one is...
Next
Are you rich?
Okay we'll teach you that
你有钱吗
Ma which is the question
你有钱吗
Alright I'm ready. Let's go!
That should be the very first question you ask them
Oh true true
Now you've chatted with them a little bit
Next you ask them
A question about their past
You want to get to know them a little bit better
So you would say
你从天上掉下来的时候疼吗？
That's so long
That' means...
When you fell from the sky, did it hurt?
或者你可以说
You could also ask them "what do you do for a living?"
除了但帅哥，你还有其他的爱好吗？
What's that mean?
So apart from being handsome, do you have any other hobbies?
Now you ask them about
their belief system you know
This is what's gonna connect you together
So you would say...
你相信一见钟情吗？
或许我需要从你身边再走过一边
This on is...
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?
And then lastly
You suddenly realize
You lost something
What did I lose?
我记不得我的电话号码了
你可以告诉我你的吗
I lost my phone number, can you tell me yours?
Does that ever work for you?
He's single, so clearly not
So now you got their phone number
You would like to carry on the conversation
亲吻是一种爱情的语言
所以我们可以一起来聊吗？
Kissing is a language of love,
can we have a conversation together?
So after all this your videos definitely getting flagged
You got to know them
You gotta get the number
and then you maybe had a little bit of a light conversation or a
hard conversation depending on you um
What's a light conversation?
What's a hard conversation?
And then you pull out the...
"我爱你“ I love you
It's gotta go in this order
First, "are you rich?"
Second, ”我爱你“
Let's go from the beginning pretend as
if we're having a conversation
okay
你好
Hi你好
你多大了？
我今年十八岁
十。。。八。。。
Ahhh okay
你的笑容很美
哦谢谢，谢谢
你单身吗？
我对。单身。
你有钱吗？
Um...没有
Okay bye.
除了但帅哥你还有别的爱好吗？
有。
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我们去喝珍珠奶茶吧
好啊，走
let's go
So Jenny what did you learn today?
十八
你有钱吗？
"你有钱吗？" 非常重要的问题
We're kidding! It's not about the money
It's about what in the soul
yeah sure
It's about love compassion and learning
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我爱你
CUT!