Okay guys, here we are!
As you know, I've been
promoted to General Manager!
(Clapping)
Thank you Britt!
Thank you Adam!
So this opens up the role of Store Manager
and today we will be holding some trials
To see who gets the job!
WHOO!
Thank you Britt!
Now!
I think that the fairest thing to do
is to run the trials in alphabetical order
So Adam, we'll start with you
Then Alan, Britt, Ellie and Rowan
Right! Well
Whoever is the acting manager
has all of the powers
of the normal manager
which means that we all
need to LISTEN TO THEM, okay?
And do as they say :)
mhhm?
Rowan?
What? Why are you singling me out?
Well, you're not standing with the group
Comes across a little
bit disrespectful, okay?
UGGHHHHH
Thank you
RIGHT!
Adam! You're up first!
Me?
Yeah!
Hi, every-
Nerd!
Rowan!
Dude shut up
You can do it, Adam
Hi everyone
I'm Mr. Manager
$@#%
I'm-
Mr. King
I want to talk about what I think
maybe we could do for-
You all right, Adam?
I made- I made a mess
Oh, that's okay! We can clean it up
No-
I- I-
I made a m- mess...
Ohhhh
Okay, why- why don't you take the shirt off
and give it to Alan?
It's okay...
Okay...
Atta boy
You're the man, Adam!
Okay! Alan! You're up next
My turn >:)
BLARGH ARGGG!
GET THE SHIRT OFF OF HIM ADAM!
I'm trying! I'm trying!
I'M THE $%@#ING MANAGER!
You can never defeat me!
Sorry, Adam
Yeah, that's okay
Thank you, Alan
That was terrifying
Okay! Britt! You're up next
Thank you so much for this opportunity
I will not let you down
Rule 204!
Phones must be switched to
flight mode during work hours
Rule 205
Bathroom breaks are
limited to one per person
They will be recorded
Rule 206
Passwords to all social
media accounts must be provided
To allow for a proper internet history
search vetting process
Rule 207
Sorry, this is a lot of rules!
RULES ARE IMPORTANT ALAN
Okay, I think that's enough :)
Rule one
Alan doesn't get to speak anymore!
Rule two!
Okay, another interesting trial...
I trust I made a good impression
mhhm
Ellie! You're up next
Come on, girlfriend!
Manage it up, girl...!
Okay, fine
My first decree as
ruler of these lands is-
That's not really-
SILENCE
First of all
uhhhh
I'm gonna increase my pay to
$1,000 per hour
I'll accept cash or gems!
Secondly, we're gonna all have an
animal and it will be our champion
And the animals will fight the death in
the Thunderdome at 5pm every day
which means we'll need: a Thunderdome!
Also, no one can wear pants ever
Okay Ellie
If you're not gonna take this seriously-
I'm deadly serious
take off your pants
Rowan, your turn!
Thank you, Rhi!
First things first
as acting manager
I am officially
bringing this trial to a close
and appointing myself as permanent eternal
black shirt manager
Rowan, you can't do that
I can do whatever the #@$% I want, Alan.
Rhi he- he can't do that right?
Technically, I think he can
LISTEN UP YOU ABSOLUTE PEASANTS
The time for fun and games has come to a close
Daddy's home
And he's hungry
$@#%
Pay cut! Pay cut! Pay cut! Pay cut!
You're...
technically higher than me
In- in the job
So we'll see how that goes
Pay cut!
$@#%!
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