kristen thinks she got covered from the roast she said answer me this i ordered the roast of geno
yesterday today i'm sick with cove and coincidence i think not i think your sides are just splitting
and you're confusing covered with just painting of laughter yes thank you thank you and thank you
kristen for ordering that we had a lot of fun with that i i didn't go to the roast i was not invited
was i feeling salty a little but i got over it you were invited weren't you no i was not invited
everyone was invited i mean even if you weren't on the dais but i think they thought alex would be
better on the deus even though you knew she wasn't going to show up were you close friends with alex
no i mean ally oh allie bree yeah i used to do the uh the already quitter podcast with ali breen so
we had a lot of uh jokes i said artie doesn't do anything halfway except blow his nose i was pretty
uh pleased with that ah that's great yeah i heard it was really funny i i really truly have been
hearing from many people that nobody bombed which is so rare in a roast there's always at least one
it's so rare in a [ __ ] comedy central rose because they you know it's they they put
on people that don't know each other yeah you know what i mean and could you imagine chrissy
being somebody that thinks if you go outside after you're over covered you're irresponsible
could you be could you imagine being someone that is so woke they lost their job in radio
because they're white and they're sending me messages right now calling me irresponsible could
you imagine being that much of a terrible what's this are you taking that doesn't matter it's just
but but that's what it's like you said it perfectly you live in fear and the bottom
line is they've got people convinced that no no herd immunity is not getting sick and walking
around with antibodies herd immunity is getting a vaccine that that i'm sorry violates the norm
code it does it technically well we we all know the obvious points it's not technically
what they're saying it is but the point is is like the mandates are bogus and um i was ups i was like
upset that you guys ultimately did it at stand-up new york because they did require vax papers i
would have like wished in like a perfect world i wish that you could have done it at a place that
didn't require that of the audience members but see this is and we talked about this and i adore
you and this is where we we differ like one you just saw this [ __ ] uh god forgive me rogan just
canceled a gig in vancouver he said i don't even think i can get and that's a guy that sells out
clubs but the best i can do is subvert it you know like we literally did roast jokes making fun of
how look i i can say this donnie doesn't care it's like how we it's no one cares about the vaccine
mandates all they say is do you have proof of vaccination and one of the jokes i said was
i'm not saying donnie doesn't care if it's a legit vax card but i handed him a piece of paper that
said the word ta-da on it and that's really the way i look at it but okay and i understand that
and i know us comics and the and the close fans of compound media probably knew that they could get
in there sure with a tada card but you think it's possible that there were people at that show or
or people who saw the show and and are not in our close circle and thought oh man i really want to
go but i'm not vaccinated so [ __ ] that that this makes me feel bad oh i do and that's a great point
but if you're in our circle you need to realize like we don't care like if if you're really afraid
of going if you're afraid of getting caught or just don't want to go out of your way to get a
card that's fine but i'm my my look at it is i will not be bullied you know and by the way we
talked about this like i haven't done a show at any of these clubs and not like they're begging me
to but they know him you would have you would have you would have popped up at the stand just like i
would have popped up at the standpoint of them i'm not getting them available because they know i'm
not back so don't go there out of respect to them because they were good to me when i was coming up
you know what i mean like i wouldn't be where i am in comedy which is who knows where if i didn't
do the clubs before but now thank god and you're in the same thank god we don't need them because
we've created a brand for ourselves where we can go anywhere but if you're telling me that i can do
like i'm you know if i do a birthday roast at the first club that ever passed me and they know
i'm not vaccinated mental towards the stance or towards new york i did but i also i mean i can't
like i get what you're doing but but i also just want to to make a mockery of these people that sit
there like when governor hope or whatever that [ __ ] is says yeah and you know it's illegal to fa
cards and we're going to find a way to verify no no they're not because a club will not sit there
let me ask you do you think someone in santa new york or new york comedy club although who knows
with that but center new york or any bar is going to look at a [ __ ] card it's like you had a fake
idea i've never tried to go to a restaurant um i've only gone into delis and like dunkin donuts
and they and they don't ask and i'm fully prepared any place i go into if they ask for
it i'll obviously turn around and walk out and now i'm at the point where if they asked me to put a
mask on i'm going to turn on and walk out just because i'm like extra extra sick of it but um
yeah i have not and i've been invited to a couple things like par a couple parties or whatever at
the state at the stand you know over the last couple of years and i i thought oh well i go and
then i asked the person like oh are they gonna be checking papers and like i i always ask and then i
just and i've ended up not going because i haven't gotten a straight like no they won't and and even
with like i was talking about this with like kenny warren at the pair uh i was like hey how
how what do you guys think of the mandates are you enforcing them and he's like yeah there's somebody
at the door whose job it is to check them but you know you can come perform whenever you want you're
cool you're with me you know we're buds i'll just let you in and i was like i was honestly i pressed
him a little bit i was like this isn't right to do i was like why would i perform somewhere like
yes the comics maybe who perform at the pair or wherever know okay we can get in on the sly
but like the average audience member doesn't know that and uh to me i think it's hypocritical to
perform somewhere that requires that of audience members who may not know there's a secret
loophole um because i just don't want to be part of the reason why people feel pressured to to get
this experimental injection and then it pisses me off extra when i see somebody like kevin brennan
who honestly had like very talented um like for some reason doesn't like me i i don't know if it's
it's just like fake drama so he has something to talk about but when i see someone when i
see somebody like him who i think like should be above or like better than better than this kind
of behavior like making fun of me or [ __ ] on me for like standing up for freedoms and and honestly
his freedoms honestly everyone's freedoms uh by taking a look at what i've said and done and being
like oh well what clubs was she even passed at to begin with and it's like okay i could tell you it
wasn't all of them but it was some and just like you haven't been putting in a veil just haven't
been doing because i don't think it's the right move and i just think it's like it's a it's pretty
low for someone to make fun of someone taking a stance and someone's standing up for something
and honestly has it has like nothing to do with him like i i don't know why that personally
offends him i don't know why he feels like he needs to like well everything perhaps offends him
we're not even doing that we're not each other's competition we're not in the same realm
we're not trying to do the same thing so uh i just get i i like sort of don't understand like him
and to me now he's really just like a sort of a common troll uh to be muted with the rest of these
trolls that like are trying to stir up drama i guess i guess if that's fun for them and they need
something to talk about like sure but it's just it's unfortunate that he's got to make unnecessary
i know that's his whole thing burning bridges but it's like why make an enemy out of me when
i'm somebody who could probably one day help you or give you an opportunity and now i'm not going
he doesn't think before he talks he just [ __ ] but this is what this is where i
like i say this all the time with burger jobs and that's like no we can both be right like
we look at this two different ways and and you've known me long enough to know that i
i just i don't know what i'm doing from one day to the next i just wake up
and just whatever feels right i go with that's how i wound up doing everything i'm doing but when i
wake up and i said this when it first started and you know berg he's losing faith he's like you're
losing your mind i'm like no because this has been since day one when it hit me it's been about
bullying not mo they always say it's control to me it's bullying it's like like when that stupid
[ __ ] pig mayor in chicago who's so ugly and i don't mean she's unattractive she's a [ __ ] pig
ugly but the way she acts is so arrogant and when she says yes this is inconvenient by design no
you're not allowed to try and bully us with your stupid laws that no one cares about and you're
just taking advantage of the people that won't stand up to it and it's one thing to stand up
like you are without a doubt and say we have to start saying no and once we all start saying no
it all goes away and i couldn't agree with that more but there's also a way of saying like look
you're you're full of [ __ ] and you're trying to scare us and you don't scare me and you know okay
your mindset on this because you're you're coming from a place of i don't take these mandates
seriously i know certain businesses don't take these mandates seriously so i'm going to have an
event at a place that doesn't take it seriously because in your mind do you think that is
sort of going back to normal like sort of when you were 20 when you were 18 and you showed up
at a club with a fake id and they looked at it and like she's hot this is fake i was not hot at
18 by the way or 20. i had braces you look like the mayor of chicago but you know exactly what
i mean i look like the mayor of chicago yeah that's mean i had a real makeover they're like
this like look this is fake but she's gonna drink pay money in this and this i can show them be like
i thought this was a valid id and that's what that's and the people checking the things at
the door are a hostess or something that has to go back to school on monday and then then hoco again
this is insulting to me when they say well you know what we're going to do we're going to start
matching the cards with the with the bin with the lob number you're not this is what this is what
corporations employers like corporations are are doing exactly this though they're hiring out like
contract contracting out a company with the express purpose of validating people's backs
cards and whatever whether they have the key to new york or like whatever [ __ ] app um
so i think i understand more your point like so part of it was sentimentality or sent feeling
sentimental for stand-up new york because they were like kind of supported you early on as kids
he has to put through college and so part of you feels like you want to support him and give his
club business because he supported you early on and you also know him personally you know
he has a family so part of you feels like i want to help support him or give him money rather than
i want yeah i want to sit there and laugh at this mandate with my friends i want to sit in a bar and
laugh at this mandate because what else can you do it's not going to go away until like it's time to
stand up until people stand up like you're doing but it's also not going to go away until you say
like i'm not getting vaccinated no one should be getting vaccinated and and that's the other thing
that drives me nuts with okay so half the people vaccinated now want to be and that's great but now
yeah half the people don't want the boosters and when they do these stupid
laws now more than ever they're like it's mr burns this will get them to and now
you