- [Interviewer] What would it take for you
to vote for Trump?
- Aww.
That is just the most adorable question.
and you looked me in my eye and everything.
Wow!
(lighthearted music playing)
- [Interviewer] What would it take for you
to vote for Trump?
(laughs)
- A lobotomy. (laughs)
Complete lobotomy.
- What would it take for me
to vote for Trump?
(laughing)
- It's not even funny.
(laughing)
- Is that a legit question?
- I have to be like a white man in America,
to vote for Donald Trump.
And probably then I still wouldn't.
- Yeah, no.
Hell to the no.
- Is it like a life or death situation?
Like, I'm not even trying
to be funny,
but it's just like-
- No, what could I ever...
How, that's not even...
What?
- [Interviewer] What would it take for you
to vote for Trump?
(laughing)
- He ain't that bright.
I mean, his vocabulary for heaven's sake.
- When he speaks,
I feel like it's a fifth grader
who hasn't been coached,
on how to publicly speak.
No, that's rude.
Fifth graders are way more intelligent than that.
- Wow, what would it take?
What would it take?
- [Interviewer] You got to use your imagination.
- I really gotta use my imagination.
- There isn't one.
There is no circumstance.
- Like he would have to be a completely different person.
How about that?
- Immoral pedophile.
Sexist.
A-hole.
Cheeto man.
- [Interviewer] What would it take for you
to vote for Trump?
- I don't see myself voting for Trump.
- I hold my values way too deep.
That's no.
- [Interviewer] Can you think of any scenario?
- I cannot think of any policies, procedures
that he could do
that I could trust.
- Y'all gonna have to steal my vote.
- Donald Trump is the epitome of whiteness.
He is the promise of whiteness.
If you are male,
if you're wealthy,
if your skin is very, very light,
you can have whatever you want.
I'm completely opposed to that.
- You know, that's one situation
that hypotheticals just really can't come
into the picture.
- It would have to be life or death,
or somebody is in danger.
- Nothing.
(scoffs)
- Trump is just not it, he's just not,
He ain't hiding y'all.
I'm sorry.
- I is who?
(exhales)
- Are we talking about reality
or magical thinking?
- [Interviewer] Give me magical thinking.
- Magical thinking.
He's a whole completely different person.
With a different background and everything.
- [Interviewer] Now, give me reality.
- Reality?
No, there is nothing he can do.
- How can anyone, and I mean anyone,
even understand anything that's coming out
of his mouth?
- I feel like he made a bet
with his friends like,
"Oh, well, bet I could run for president,"
and then he actually won
and he was like,
"Oh, shit, it worked."
And here we are.
- Nothing can make me vote for Trump.
- I don't think that's possible.
- Uh Uh
- I wouldn't.
- Jesus himself would literally have to walk
into my voting booth and say,
"Sidney, do it for me."
Jesus, what?
- Some of my family has voted for Trump,
and are big supporters.
Oh, yeah.
Veterans, Mexicans, whatever.
Still voting for Trump.
- [Interviewer] What would it take you
to vote for Trump?
(scoffs)
- Death.
Literally, fear of death would take me
to vote for Trump.
You'd have to be holding a gun
to my new grandchild's head.
- Nothing.
- United States Army, the Russian army, electric chair,
gas chamber, hell, high water.
- I don't know if I have the creative imagination
to describe what it would take.
- Like, no.
- I can't do that.
- No way in hell.
- Hell no!
- You would have to show me
live video feed,
every person
that I know and love,
sitting underneath a nuclear bomb
and somebody's finger was about
to press the trigger.
And even then,
I might have to go,
"Guys, I'm sorry.
"Everybody, I love y'all but..."
- In all seriousness,
if he were like,
"Yo, imma make public all the information on the aliens."
I may have to.
I love some aliens.
I can't wait for the aliens to get here.
(chuckling)
- Wanna be fascist, white supremacist,
pussy-snatching,
homoph...
There's too many things to say.
- I don't want it,
whatever fuck it is.
I don't want it.
- There's absolutely no way.
- I honestly think that if Trump gets another four years
like, the fabric of our, like, democracy is like, at risk
of you know, deteriorating.
- Right now, it's impossible for me to vote for someone
who is the antithesis.
In terms of values.
- I don't think he respects people.
Period.
- [Interviewer] What would it take you
to vote for Trump?
- Nothing.
What?
- I don't even know what that question means.
- Oh, God you would...
Lord.
- If the choice was between vote for him, or shoot me,
I got life insurance.
- [Interviewer] So, what would it take for you
to vote for Trump?
- What?
- I have no answer for that.
- I would rather die.
- Not happening
- Trump as a businessman, he's not a president.
He is not the one for the job.
- I wouldn't vote for him.
- Can't believe you asked me that.
There ain't nothing I could do to vote
I mean, I cannot.
(everyone laughing)
- The fuck?
- [Interviewer] No amount of money?
- No, I'm not voting for that crazy man.
- [Interviewer] What if we gave you like $50,000?
- I ain't voting for him for no $50,000.
- He does not listen,
see us,
I think he just sees himself.
- It doesn't matter if there's no one running against him.
I will write myself in the ballot.
Vote for Aliya.
- I don't think anything would make me vote for Trump.
- I would never.
- I ain't never voting for Trump.
- Nothing.
- I would never do that.
'Cause I love myself and I would want other people around
to love themselves as well.
- I would vote for Trump,
if the election was,
Who do you want to lose?
- There's a stain on us.
Right?
It's gonna take a whole restructuring of our government
in order to really right the wrongs
that Trump has done to us
yeah, there's absolutely no way.
Is my hat straight?
(laughing)