I thought you guys were fighting.
- Fighting? - Why would we be fighting?
Well, you're both antisocial misfits filled with anger and rage.
Wait, is that why you haven't invited me over ever since you moved in?
And why you never wanted me to meet her?
Well, yeah.
What did you think would happen?
Murder?
- Do you want to murder me? - Well... no, I'm good.
So you two are really getting along, huh?
Yeah, like we found out that we both laugh when children cry.
- How can you not? - I know.
- Oh, and we both hate people. - Oh, I hate 'em more.
I don't know.
Oh, hi.
- Hey. - Sup?
Sup? What's up is looks like you guys forgot to invite me
to your little get together.
- No, we were just about to text you. - Just about!
I also noticed I wasn't invited to go with you guys
to the movies last night either!
It was a horror movie.
You hate horror movies.
So?
What is the matter with you?
Sam stole Jade from me.
Oh come on, I wouldn't say she stole Jade--
Well, I would!
'Cause she did!
I wanted to hang out with them today.
Well, you got us to hang out with.
Oh, great.
You know, where I come from,
if someone steals one of your friends,
you steal one of theirs.
I actually... I like that.
Well, hello Freddie Benson.
Hi, is Sam OK? Is she in the hospital?
- No, she's just in here. - Oh, thanks.
Sam? Sam, where are you?
Sam!
Oh, Sam's not here.
But didn't you just say she--
Well, aren't you a handsome boy full of questions.
Look, I'm really worried about my friend Sam--
Handsome?
Freddie and I have been hanging out all day.
Wait, so you've been here a whole day and you didn't call me,
or text me or buy me a present?
- I was gonna, but-- - Oh, Freddie, Freddie!
- We're gonna be late for our tour. - What tour?
I'm taking Freddie on a tour of all the Los Angeles freeways.
She's jealous 'cause you and I have been hanging out,
so she called my friend Freddie and made him come to LA
just to bug me.
Well, where I come from, and that's a dark, dark place,
Yeah?
We don't get mad at people, we get even.
♪ I think you're swell ♪
- Robbie Shapiro! - Whoa!
Oh Cat, you're back.
Robbie was just singing me a little song he wrote called--
I know what it's called. He wrote that song for me!
- Cat! - I'm swell, me!
I'm in major trouble here.
No, you're not.
'Cause I'm gonna jump the tuna.
Yes!
You promised me you wouldn't.
Oh, what do you care?
You can't like me very much if you're going to flirt with
my ex-boyfriend right in front of my face.
Well, well you flirted with Robbie right in front of my face!
Oh, you mean like this?
Ew!
Mm, that was some tasty Robbie.
You know what?
Jump your stupid motorcycle over the tuna fish.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds dangerous.
It is!
And I don't care what happens to you!
You are not gonna jump the tuna.
Oh, why aren't I?
'Cause I'm not gonna let you do something stupid and get hurt.
Oh, I'm sorry. We're you the one who said "I don't care what happens to you?"
Well yeah, you stole my friend,
and then you kissed my kind of boyfriend Robbie on his pink patty lips!
And then you said he was tasty.
I lied about the tasty.
I know, I've kissed him.
Well, I promised Dice and Sam Puckett does not go back on her word.
Somebody has to jump over those tuna on a motorcycle.
Fine!
I'll jump the tuna.
Cat, what are you doing?
I'm wearing your silly suit and I'm gonna go jump the tuna fish.
Dude, you're gonna get hurt.
Well, then that's the price I'll have to pay
for saving a friend from doing something stupid.
But you're doing something stupid.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Cat, no!
Cat!
Here she comes! She's gonna--
[screaming]
The fish are biting! I can feel the fish biting!
Cat! Cat, Cat, Cat!
Ow, my face. Get up.
- Are you OK? - I think so.
Why did you do that? You don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
To protect you.
Oh, kid.