- Do these six people have enough willpower
to keep their hands off
some of the fluffiest items
we could find?
We're gonna find out on...
- [All] Try Not To Touch
Fluffiest Things
- But we also have a special guest!
Introduce yourself.
- Hello, guys. My name is Shuang Hu,
but you can call me Shu.
- Ooh, Shu!
You'll have fluffy things placed in front of you,
and all you gotta do is not touch.
Winner gets a golden prize.
- Oh yeah.
- [Joe] All right, open your eyes. 3, 2, 1, go!
(bouncy piano music)
- I will live.
- Ooh. (Shuang laughs)
- It is a shark blanket hoodie.
Full body.
- How does that work?
- Well, I'll tell you.
You've gotta go into the mouth.
You have to let the shark eat you
to be able to wear this thing from head to toe.
And turn into the fluffiest fleece feaster
from the deep blue sea.
- I just, oh my God. - I feel like I can.
- I can just imagine. - I'm trying to imagine. Yeah.
- I... - Be a hugger, not a hater.
- I was a Huggies baby.
- Just put it on. Just touch it.
Quickly. (buzzer)
(Shuang laughs) (Chris screams)
- [Joe] There you go. - I've done it.
- He caved.
- [Joe] How's that feel? - I caved. This is nice,
this is soft. - Is it?
- This is nice.
(bouncy piano music continues)
(Brandel snickers)
(buzzer) (Benison gasps)
- Wait.
Yo, it's like airy.
- [Joe] Yeah, dog. - How is that real?
I just didn't expect it.
- Okay, I think I'm gonna pass on this one.
- [Joe] You guys gonna pass? - I'm passing.
- Yeah. - [Joe] Okay.
- We're strong. - [Joe] Poor shark.
- He doesn't have to worry about his...
- OnlyFins. (Brandel snickers)
(water splashing)
- [Joe] Any regrets, Beni? - No regrets.
- No regrets. (laughs)
(Chris moans)
- I'm Jim Carrey in that one movie.
- I feel left out.
But no, I'm gonna save myself
'cause the next one could be better,
and I might wanna touch the next one.
- Oh, ah.
- Oh, I think it's a Furby.
(Jillian squeals)
- I'm getting like chills
down my spine. - I think it's a Furby.
- Okay.
- Aw. (Shuang gasps)
- Aw. - [Joe] What do you got there?
- [Joe] Check out his little face.
- Oh my God.
- He is a Snuggle Puppy.
Anxiety fluffy for a pet.
- Aw, for a pet.
- [Jillian] It's for a dog?
- So like a puppy who has anxiety
could have its own puppy.
- And what you heard was the heartbeat.
(heartbeat)
- He's alive.
- There is a warming packet so the belly is warm.
- So they really snuggle into this thing.
- The underside of that is warm,
and it's not just for animal anxiety.
It will make you feel so good.
- Dude, humans need this.
- We shall call him Anxieta.
- That's ridiculous - Dude.
- [Joe] There we go. (buzzer)
(Jillian gasps)
- Do you feel a heartbeat?
- [Joe] How's that feel? Could you sleep with that?
- Oh, I think I'm just gonna...
Okay, I'm (bleep). (buzzer)
(both scream)
- She touched it! (Shuang laughs)
She touched the fluff.
- I couldn't help it. It's so cute.
Oh, I just wanna hug it forever.
- Let's just do it. Scoopin' it right in like this.
(buzzer)
It is slightly warm. - It's warm?
- And the heart is beating on my hand.
What the what, dude? This is amazing.
- It feels like I'm back in the womb.
I'm being rebirthed. Yeah. - [Joe] With a dog. Yeah.
- [Joe] Did I oversell it
or are you actually really happy that you touched it?
- I'm so happy that I touched it.
I'm so glad I forfeited the shark
(Chris and Joe laugh)
to touch the dog.
- [Joe] Brandel, I think you need some love.
I think you need some cuddles.
- It's super soft. It reminds me of my cat, or my-
- I don't believe in love.
- [Benison] my sister's dog.
They just kind of... - I hardly believe in cuddles.
- What the? (plastic crinkles)
- Ooh. Oh, wow.
Everything that,
every sound, sends like, - That sounds like plastic.
chills down my spine.
- I don't know how I feel about that sound.
- [Jillian] Oh gosh.
Ooh.
(Chris vocalizes)
- Oh. Little fuzzies.
- [Joe] What you got in front of you there?
- Fuzzy wuzzies. - Little fuzzies.
- Oy.
- Well placed in front of you is a king's ransom amount
of fluffy pompom balls.
- "King's ransom amount"? (laughs)
What? (Benison laughs)
- You said "Anxieta" earlier.
(both laugh)
- No, I know what these feel like and I don't like it.
- What if I gave you another variable?
- Oh-
snap. - What is that?
- That is a pom pom launching...
gun. - Oh, that's so sick.
- It's a gun.
- So if the gun is loaded...
- The gun is loaded.
- you will shoot it?
- Yeah. - No.
- No?
- No. - Maybe.
- Okay. I... (Benison laughs)
- That changes things.
- So this was originally,
this is a cat toy that you launch the thing
so the cats go crazy. (buzzer)
- What? Yeah, touch it.
Oh, Brandel's going for it.
- [Joe] How's it feel? - Interesting feel.
- [Joe] He likes fun! (Chris laughs)
- He's gonna shoot me up.
You can only shoot one at a time?
- [All] Oh!
- Yeah, I'm not gonna touch the gun.
- Me either. - [Joe] Wow, okay.
- Welcome to the Fluff Show. (Benison gasps)
- [Joe] Oh gosh, you're so close every time.
- If I just, you know. (launcher clicks)
(all laugh)
- The final shot, the final countdown.
- [Joe] Whoop. Beni, are you gonna?
What do you think?
Oh, he's out! (buzzer)
Oh, he couldn't help it.
Take 'em away.
Oh, just so you know, that was actually a toy for cats.
- Oh, this makes sense. (launcher clicks)
(both laugh)
- Welcome to the gun show, bro.
(launcher clicks) (Joe cheers)
- That was really close.
That was the best shot out of all.
My eyes have been shut to the world
for many, many decades.
- [Joe] All right, and you're gonna open in three.
(Chris yelps)
Two.
- Two.
- [Joe] One, open.
(Shuang squeals) (kitten meows)
- Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
- Hello. Hi, sweet things.
Oh my goodness, hi. - I definitely, I can't.
- Why are you screaming? - Oh wait, sorry.
- Wait, don't. - Stop.
- [Joe] Oh, touched one. Jillian?
- Oh my God. (kitten meows)
Wait, can I pick him up? - Come here.
- [Joe] Oh no. (buzzer)
- Oh my God. I literally...
Oh my God, my babies. (kitten meows)
- This is a dream. - Babies.
- Oh my God. - Are you out of your mind?
How many are there? (gasps) Hello?
Oh my God, hi. (buzzer)
(Benison gasps) (kitten meows)
Hi, oh, you orange.
- So they're from the Stray Cat Alliance.
It's one of the largest cat only rescues in the country.
In 2023, they directly served over 3,600 cats and kittens.
Saving them from euthanasia.
(Chris and Shuang squeal)
- Where did these ones come from?
- [Joe] These are all siblings.
- They're all siblings?
- They are siblings. Two girls.
The orange ones are girls.
The black ones are boys.
- Oh my God.
They're literally... Look at these little girls.
- You knew that we were doomed.
- Right now, you are cuddling with
Bazooka Joe, Bubble Yum, Wrigley, and Bubbalicious.
- I have twins. I'm a twin.
- [Joe] You're a twin? - I am.
- [Joe] Whoa. - I'm like a actual twin.
- Which one's your favorite?
- How can we decide?
- You have to choose. - Can't even decide,
I don't even know who's who. (snickers)
- And now I'm gonna steal these cats away.
- No, do not. Do not. - No you're not.
- I'm taking the cats.
- They're not done their meals.
- I'm still feeding them. - They're not done.
- You can't interrupt them in the middle of a meal, Joe.
- It's important.
- Yeah, yeah. How do we feel after four kittens?
- Feel great.
- Yeah? - Feel great. Love the fluff.
- I feel
on top of the world.
- Yes, I could enter a catatonic state right now.
- Shout out Stray Cat Alliance.
- Link in the description.
- [Joe] Oh, next round.
All right, open your eyes.
- Aw.
- This, did you, I feel like you did this on purpose.
'Cause pandas are my favorite.
- It's a crying panda.
- [Joe] It's a crying panda?
- It's a crying panda. - Is it crying?
It looks faded, bro.
- You knew that, Joe. - [Joe] Is it your favorite?
- Yeah.
- Pandas are your favorite animal?
- Yeah, my fandom name is Pandies.
- Pandies? - Yeah.
- I'm not touching this.
(Benison and Brandel laugh) (Joe applauds)
- But what if I tell you? - What if you told me?
- What if I told you this is a Feisty Pet?
- Feisty in what way?
- If you squeeze that adorable abomination,
it's face will make a glorious transformation.
But there's only one way to find out.
(buzzer)
(animal growl)
Feisty.
- Ah. (Benison laughs)
- Are you sure? (Chris yells)
- It's angry! It's got teeth. (Shuang screams)
It's angry. (screams)
- I told you it's a panda freakin' vampire.
- [Joe] Do you wanna give him a name before I take him away?
- Mimo. - Oh, Mimo is cute.
- M-I-M-O. - Mimo the panda.
- Wait, you have touched it.
That means I can still touch it and win,
so give it to me.
(buzzer) (Chris laughs)
- [Joe] She's in. (Shuang laughs)
- "Yeah, and give it to me". Yoink.
- [Joe] She's in.
- Oh my gosh.
Brr.
(both imitate animal growl)
- Slid.
- Oh, it's like a little claw...
- Wait, it's so cute. I'm obsessed.
- Wait, it's like a claw game for fluffy things.
- Where did you get this?
I need this in my life.
- I'll let you keep whatever you win.
- I don't want anything in there.
- Can I win something for both me and Jillian?
- It's got carnival music. - Carnival music?
- [Joe] Turn it on. (Brandel murmurs)
It works. (Brandel and Benison laugh)
- What the? (buzzer)
Am I dumb?
- There you go. (toy chimes)
- [Joe] Turn it on. (buzzer)
- Wow. - [Joe] Ooh.
- Wait. So how do you? (buzzer)
Can you push it?
- There you go. Now you use those levers to play the game.
(Shuang squeals)
- Oh. (upbeat carnival music)
- Wait. Is this the?
Oh, this is the up and the down.
- [Benison] Oh, I see. Okay.
- [Joe] There you go.
- Okay, now move it over. - I think I got one.
I got one. (Jillian squeals)
I got a frog! (Jillian cheers)
- I think I pushed one in. - [Joe] You knocked one in.
- I knocked one in. - He knocked one in.
- [Joe] What'd you get? - Oh, wait.
- It's a little kitty. - There's two.
- There's two. She touched it.
- You both touched it. (Chris laughs)
- Whatever. You touched it first, so.
- I got three.
- He's the claw machine master!
- Dude, you really are, huh?
You got multiple?
(Jillian laughs)
You made me frickin' play this game for what?
- [Joe] You won a frog.
(descending arcade music)
- This is (beep).
- [Joe] It just mocked you. - Oh, there.
- [Joe] Did you just win by shaking the machine?
- Yeah.
- Aw, you're breaking my heart right now.
- You got heart, kid.
- You can do it. You can do it!
- You're right. It literally, it like closes.
But it closes too high. - Too high.
- It's impossible. (descending arcade music)
- [Joe] Oh. It gave you the loser sound.
Press that button, (buzzer)
and then press the music button.
Play a different track.
(upbeat arcade music)
- Okay.
Uh.
Let's go.
♪ Beni, you finna use the claw ♪
♪ Beni's gonna get an animal with paws ♪
♪ Beni, let's go, what ♪
(toys rattle) (Shuang laughs)
- [Joe] You son of a (beep). (Chris mutters)
- Gimme the heart. Gimme the heart.
Gimme the freakin' heart. - Don't you dare. Hey!
- Gimme the heart. - What? No.
- Love. (laughs) Love triumphs again, Joe.
(upbeat arcade music continues)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Joe] Okay. That's a hack. (Brandel cheers)
Okay, you hacked it. - You did it!
- [Joe] Alright, well you both failed.
And I'm gonna take it away now. Goodbye.
- Ow. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- It's moving.
- It's hopping around.
Oy.
- You kiss him?
- Oh hello, monkey. Wait.
- Is this a monkey? - No, it's a chipmunk?
- Is this a hamster? - There's something in there.
- [Joe] It is a hamster. - Okay.
- [Joe] It's not a normal hamster though.
- So it's special.
- He's goin' hammy the hamster.
- [Joe] This hamster will go ham.
But you have to turn it on.
And I'm not gonna tell you what it does,
but I promise you,
you guys will have way too much fun with it if you do.
- No, it's gonna dance or something.
And I don't care to see it dance.
- [Joe] It's not, it does move,
but the dancing is not what we like.
- I was gonna say. It's gonna like twerk.
- [Joe] Well, you're touching it already,
so you're out. (buzzer)
- No, I'm just touching the zipper.
- [Joe] You're out! - It's just this...
it's not the fluffy part. - It's just the zipper.
I'm trying not to touch the fluffy part.
- [Joe] You can't hack it. You touched it.
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh.
- [Joe] All right. Turn that bad boy on.
(Brandel snickers) (buzzer)
- I feel a little weird, like,
opening up its back like this.
- [Joe] It's okay. You can ask for permission first.
- May I?
Thanks.
(switch clicks)
(buzzer)
- Oh. I turned it off.
- I turned it on.
I zipped it up. - Do you have to do something?
- [Joe] Okay. Go down
and just say something really loud to it.
- Hey.
(toy mimics Benison)
- Hello.
(toy mimics Jayka)
- Hi.
(toy mimics Jillian)
- It repeats back to you?
(toy mimics Benison)
- I don't wanna know about it.
(high pitched gibberish)
- I was promised fun. (Shuang laughs)
(Brandel laughs)
- It's audio range is pretty strong.
It got you. - It's pretty good.
- And it's like...
(toy mimics Benison and Brandel)
- It's like a chipmunk version of us.
(toy mimics Chris)
- Whoo-hoo.
(toy mimics Jillian)
(both laugh)
- Penis, vagina, boobs. Penis, penis.
(toy mimics Benison)
- Butt hole. (toy mimics Jayka)
- Big booty. (toy mimics Jillian)
- Booty.
- Goodbye, cruel world.
(Shuang yelps)
(Chris laughs)
- [Joe] And that's it.
All right. Close your eyes.
♪ Put that on my own mama, on my hood ♪
- That was a great song choice, bro. I did not...
Sounded heavy.
- [Joe] Open those eyes.
- Wow.
- What the? (Jillian gasps)
- Do the oranges come out?
- [Joe] Those aren't oranges. - They're carrots.
- It's my bad.
- Wait. What are you supposed to do?
- Are you supposed to wear this
and then just pick 'em out?
- Come on. - First of all.
- What is this?
- Second of all. (Chris laughs)
- Dude.
- I put a human treat in there.
(buzzer)
Oh, he's goin' for it.
- I'm just gonna open all of them.
- Yeah, you can do that. Once you touch, there's no...
And she touched. (buzzer)
- I like this. - [Joe And Jillian] Put it on.
- You're a little bunny.
- There it is. Look at that.
- Cute!
- Is it cute?
- Yes. - It's very cute.
It's super cute.
- Should we?
We'll take turns tryin' to find a treat.
- Yeah, all right.
I'll do it if you do it. - Okay.
- Okay. - Do you wanna go first?
- Yeah, okay. I wanna wear this.
Can I keep this?
You know- - "Can I keep this?"
it's unhygienic for you to give this to anyone else.
I think I should just be allowed to keep it.
- [Joe] That's actually really cute.
- Thank you. - Oh, look at that.
That actually, that works really well.
- [Joe] Oh my God. You gutted it.
- My bad. (chuckles)
- Wow. This is a great toy.
- [Joe] Do you think your animals would enjoy it?
- Absolutely. (buzzer)
So you're saying they'll go like this?
(high pitched squeaking)
- Wow, you got it. (laughs) Nice.
- [Joe] Oh, did you get it?
- [Joe And Benison] Ooh.
- [Joe] But Chris, she's gonna get the treat
if she, if she gets it first, so you...
- Oh, it's in the carrot?
- [Joe] It's in a carrot.
(buzzer)
It's a squeaky squeaky.
- Where is it, Joe?
- It's in there. I promise. - I think it's that one.
- It's not.
- [Joe] Man, you're just harvesting
the whole garden, aren't ya? - Yeah.
- Lots of carrots for dinner. - What the?
(Jayka squeals)
- I got a chocolate.
- [Joe] Ooh. - No way.
- Oh my gosh. - It's the good ones, too.
- [Joe] It's a good one?
- It's the good one. - It's the Lindt?
- [Joe] On the carrot.
(Chris groans)
- Oh, I think I got it! - No!
- [Joe] What'd you get?
- I got something.
- What is it?
- It's a, oh,
it's a Lemonhead. - A Lemonhead.
- [Joe] Ooh. A little human treat there.
- Salivating.
(upbeat music)
(Benison and Brandel snicker)
- [Joe] Yeah. Put that on.
- I think it's supposed to be like this.
- Okay. Was it worth the touch?
- I think so. That was fun.
I love playing games. - Yeah.
- I don't know. It's just like-
a little garden. - Yeah, it's really nice.
- [Joe] Isn't it nice? - It is nice.
- Yeah, it's really nice. - [Joe] It's nice.
♪ We were both young when I first saw you ♪
♪ I closed my eyes and the flashback starts ♪
♪ I'm standin' there ♪
- What does this bunny thing look like?
I think it looks funny on my head.
- All right, open your eyes. - Shut the (beep) up.
(Jayka squeals) (buzzer)
(Jillian screams)
- Wait, I already touched it. - Hi, Shadow.
- I didn't even, - Hi, Shadow.
I was afraid it was gonna fall off the table.
I was tryin' to save it. Does that count?
- [Joe] Hi, Shadow. Good job, buddy.
- Oh, look at you. (Benison gasps)
(buzzer)
Hello. Oh, please don't fall off.
- The way he looked right into my eyes.
- Hello. - Guys, say hello to Shadow.
- [Both] Shadow.
- [Joe] I think the table
just feels a little foreign to him.
- Yeah. - [Joe] Good job, buddy.
- It is unusual to sit on a table.
Probably isn't allowed to sit on tables.
C'mon. Oh, whoa. - [Joe] There you go.
- Okay, here. Oh, yeah. - [Joe] There you go.
- Touch him. - No.
- Why?
- [Joe] Are you afraid of dogs, Jillian?
- No, I'm not. I love dogs. - [Joe] He's so fluffy.
- I know he's so fluffy. - Hi, Jaime.
- [Jaime] Hi. - Hi, Jaime.
- [Joe] With Shadow, you do lose, Jayka.
- Oh. - Unless Jillian wants to pet.
Then you tie.
- What the hell?
She's so crazy for that. (Jillian laughs)
She doesn't wanna touch the dog.
- No, I wanna touch the dog, but...
- [Joe] Okay. You want the prize?
- Yeah. - [Joe] Okay.
(children cheer)
- [Joe] Brandel, you are the winner today.
(children cheering)
Shu.
- Yeah. - [Joe] You did win today.
(Shuang cheers)
- [Joe] You are the winner.
- We all won in a sense, you know?
- [Joe] And as the winner, you do get the prize.
- [Jaime] Wow. (laughs)
- [Joe] But you also win this,
and you get to feed Shadow. (Jillian gasps)
- Yay! Oh my gosh.
- You get to feed Shadow?
- I get to feed Shadow. - [Joe] Not from me.
- [Joe] We're gonna give it to her.
- Here ya go.
C'mon. Yum, yum yum.
- Num nums.
Guys, what do we think of Shadow?
- Shadow's the cutest.
- Oh, there you go.
What was your favorite fluffy thing today?
- Cats. - The cats.
- The cats. The cats. (Jaime gasps)
Shadow. Shadow. - [Jaime] How dare you?
- Absolutely Shadow. (laughs)
- [Jaime] Say that one more time to me.
Look me in the eyes.
- Shadow. Absolutely Shadow.
- Hello.
- Yum, yum, yum. - Yum.
- Nom, nom, nom.
- He's happy,
- I have a movie currently out on Prime Video
called "Five Blind Dates".
It's Amazon Original's first feature film
to come out of Australia.
- Ooh. - Mhmm.
- And, uh,
it's a rom-com.
It's perfect in time for Valentine's Day.
Which already passed, I know.
But you can watch it this weekend. (laughs)
- You can watch it on Prime Video.
- [All] Bye!
- Bye.
- Guys, thank you for watching this video.
If you would like to see more fluffy animals,
just keep watching our channel.
'Cause that equals success in the long run.
And then we'll bring more fluffy animals.
Look at that. It's a win-win.
I love you.