If you want to talk about like really, really good cartoons
and you wanna talk about like the best cartoons that ever existed
I think season 2 and 3 of Spongebob is probably as good as you're going to get
If you're talking Spongebob from around the year 2000 to 2002
there was literally nothing better
and I don't think there is anything better
one of my favorite episodes of Spongebob has got to be "As Seen on TV"
now that's the episode where...
[oh boi]
you know what? let me just tell you. lemme just tell you
[oh god he's really doing this]
so the episode starts out
its Mr. Krabs walking his pet worm to work with him
and the worm is like sniffing around
and Mr. Krabs is pulling on the leash like "Come on Mr. Doodles we havent got all day!"
"We gotta get to my favorite restaurant"
"Why? because we're shooting our first ever Krusty Krab commercial"
"I can already feel myself sweating money"
and the worm barks a little bit
and then Mr. Krabs is like, "No, I got Squidward organizing the WHOLE THING
and he's, you know, artsy."
So, Mr. Krabs is like, "WHAT THE?! THIS LOOK'S EXPENSIVE!"
And it shows the Krusty Krab and has like, all of these employees-
All this random stuff going on and he's like,
"Out of my way, come on, move it or lose it!"
*gasp* "SQUIDWARD!"
And then, Squidward comes down from this crane
And he's wearing this, like, producer hat- this director hat, and he's got a megaphone (damn)
and he's like, *does Squidward impression* "What?"
And Mr. Krab's is like, "What in Neptune's name is going on?!"
"We're making the commercial, Mr. Krab's!"
"I told you to only rent what was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!
Squidward's like, "This is all necessary."
And Mr. Krab's like,
"Well what's all this useless junk?"
And it shows a pile of literally... trash just a pile of trash... just sitting there *giggles*
"So what's all this useless junk?"
Uh, "That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28."
"Well, how do explain that? A SECOND KRUSTY KRAB!"
And it shows a-a- like two Krusty Krabs.
And Squidward's like, "Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy."
And Mr. Krabs looks over and there's another Mr. Krabs and he's like,
"Well, you got me there. Well, what about him?! What do we need him?"
And then- *Start laughing and internally sobbing*
And it shows this clown and Squidward's like, "This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs."
So-so, Mr. Krab's like, "Alright, get lost! All'y you're fired. Go on Scram get out of here you moochers!"
And then-uh- and then -t-they're all walking away and then he sees the clown and he's like,"
"-Cept you. You stay."
And the clown's like, "WAHDHOAOH!"
So Squidward's obviously pissed because Mr. Krabs just like told his entire crew to go away.
He's like, "Well, this is just gReAT!"
"Now we've got no crew to make the commercial!" And Mr. Krabs is like,
"What are you talking about? We've got the cheapest crew in the world! You, me and Spongebob."
"Speaking of which, where is that little barnacle?"
And then *laughs and deeply inhales*
And then *snickers*
And then Spongebob's nose pops outta the ground and he's like,
"I'm right here, sir!"
And here's something that kind of bugs me. There's-there's this one article online,
It's like 'Top Ten Dirty Spongebob Jokes you Didn't Get as a Kid.' And number one is this scene!
But they put in a line that wasn't actually in the show.
So Spongebob's nose comes out of the ground, and Mr. Krabs', according to the article, is like,
"I sure hope that is your nose," or "Please tell me that is your nose."
And it's like, okay. A-a penis joke on Spongebob...
No! That never happened! That never happened in the episode! It doesn't happen.
He says, "What do you doin' lad?"
That's what he says. He doesn't say, "I-oh I sure hope that is your nose-"
No!
I-I get it. Like, people would find that hilarious if there's like a penis joke in Spongebob.
No! It doesn't happen, okay?
Anyways, *back to cheery self*
So, he's like, you know, "What are'y doing, lad?"
And Spongebob's like, "Squidward said I could help... by burying myself!"
And he's like, "Quit foolin' and get u- come on out."
And he pulled Spongebob by the nose to get out o-of the ground or whatever...
"I need you to be in the commercial." And Spongebob is like, "Who? Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me?"
And then in shows this, like, little painting, like...
*posses and giggles*
And then- and then Squidward's like, "B-b-b-b-but."
"Don't throw your butts at me, Mr. Squidward! We've got a timetable to keep. This thing airs tonight!"
"Tonight?!"
"Yeah, I got a sweet deal on the Prime Time slot!"
And it shows a time- a little time card.
3:28 AM
So it cuts the Spongebob's house, right? And he's watching TV with Gary and he's like,
"It's almost on, It's almost on!"
And Gary *laughs*
Gary lets out this yawn that sounds like...
It sounds like a grown man
Anyway, SpongeBob's watching some, like, Wild West shit, and it cuts the commercials.
He's like, "LOok, GaRy, it'S oN!"
An-and then it's Pearl, Mr. Krabs' daughter the whale, and Squidward in like a female wig.
And she's like, "Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem."
"What's your problem, Amy?"
"I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it. Annnd I'm hungry."
And then you here Mr. Krabs laughing like "Argh, argh, argh!"
And then Mr. Krabs appears through like this purple smoke
And it's like, um...
"Yippee! It's Mr. Krabs!"
And Mr. Krabs is like, "That right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help."
"Follow..."
"Meeee!"
And it cuts, it does like the generic transition. And It's like,
"Where are we?"
"Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab!
"Did you say 'kRuStY kRaB?!"
"That's right Krusty Krab!"
And it keeps cutting back to a picture of the restaurant-
"Home of the world-famous..."
Krabby Patty!"
"What's a Krabby Patty?" And then Mr. Krabs It's like this little like animated things like
"Why, it's only the most mouth-watering, appetizing food in the Seven Seas!"
"We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy-"
You know, he just explains how they make a Krabby Patty.
And then you see Spongebob kind of like, standing over the grill and Spongebob's like,
And Spongebob's like. "There I am Gary! There I am!"
Like, showing Gary as if he gives a shit.
And Mr. Krabs is like, "Voila. A Krabby Patty!" and Pearl's like, "I want a Krabby Patty!"
AnD tHeN
"Me, too."
So then it cuts, there at a table, eating Krabby Patties, right?
Their mouths are full,
Mr. Krabs is like, "How are you liking them Krabby Patties, girls?
And then they just put their hands up and Squidward looks like he wants to fucking die...
So then it shows Mr. Krabs and his back is to like the counter,
And Spongebob's see's- You see Spongebob's head like, over the like, the window, like,
"LoOk GaRy, ThErE i Am AgAiN, LoOk!"
And just because, like, "Two more satisfied customers!"
And his fingers are like, over where Spongebob's head is, and he's like,
"The Krusty Krab! Come spend your money, here!"
So that's how the commercial ends and Spongebob- Spongebob was just BLOWN away by that- he's like,
"That was the best 60 seconds of my life."
"Well, time for bed!"
And then, you know, it shows the island, right?
And then it goes night, and then daytime
And THEN, Spongebob's alarm goes off and Spongebob's like,
"Time to go do my FAVORITE THING at my FAVORITE PLACE!"
And then he puts his hat on, he's like,
*does impression of Spongebob's fabulous singing*
And then he's walking, and then this old man see's him, like,
"hEy!!"
And he's like, "Top of the mornin', old sir," and he's like, "I saw you on TV last night."
And then it shows...
It shows the old guy watching the TV and he's watching- So it show's the old guy watching the TV,
But he's watching a commercial for BRAN FLAKES, a cereal, and it's like, a yellow box that's shaped like Spongebob, and it's like,
"BRAN FLAKES!"
"BOLD NEW TASTE! BRAN FLAKES!"
And THEN, Spongebob's like,
"yA DiD?!" and he's like, "Yeah, you were on a commercial!"
"You're right! I f*cking was!"
And they start walking away, "Yup! See ya later, Bran Flakes!"
"What a nice cereal box!"
So Spongebob's like, "Holy shit,"
"He knows me from the Krusty Krab commercial."
Which in reality he doesn't, he saw the Bran Flakes commercial.
He didn't see the Krusty Krab commercial
But anyways- So Spongebob keeps walking, and then he bumps into this dude, and he's like,
"Oh, pardon me sir."
And the guys like, "Oh, that's alright, uhhhhh, Spongebob."
Looking at his name-tag, and Spongebob's like,
"Wow, I'm getting recognized all over!"
"Next thing you know, people are gonna start doing things like holding doors open!"
And like, the guy's opening the door to walk in and he's like,
And Spongebob thinks he's holding the door open for him, he's like
"Well sir, I'm flattered."
And the guys like,
"Really? I don't smell anything."
And- *laughs* Spongebob's like, "Ha ha, you're on your way, kid!"
Thinking he's trying to make a joke, or something- I don't know-
So Spongebob is walking through the Krusty Krab, right?
He's going- He's going to the kitchen to do his job, right?
And then, a guy's like, "Excuse me can I get a napkin?"
And Spongebob... I don't know HOW he- I don't know HOW Spongebob interprets that the wrong way!
But he's like, "Holy shit."
And he goes over, and he gets- he brings a napkin and he's like,
"By the way, feel free to approach me. It must be so degrading having to ask from across the room."
So he pulls out a pen and he's like,
"So who am I making this bad boy out too?"
Acting like he's trying to sign an autograph, as if he asked for a napkin to get an autograph
So the dude's like, "Dude, are you serious?"
And he's like, "To my tail fin."
And Spongebob's like, "Ok, F-I-N, alright, here ya go!" and then he realizes the guys not there anymore
And he's like, "Huh, Shyness must a got the best of him."
So, he just starts walking away. Squidward is like,
"Ok, good, Spongebob, I need you to-"
And Spongebob's like,
"Don't worry Squidward, I already got one made out."
And he hands him the autograph and Squidward reads it, and it says,
"To my tAiL FiN?"
And he's like, "WhAT?!?!"
So then Spongebob is going over, he's mopping up the floor.
And then these kids are like, "Look!"
And Spongebob thinks they're talkin to him, right, and he's like "Oh don't worry guys." And he starts posing for photos and then Mr. Krabs
comes over and he's like
"Okay, I'm glad I found you, I need you to-"
SpongeBob's like "Jet pilot" and he's like spinning around the mop as if he's a pilot
And that's the propeller or some shit, and then he like chops off Mr.. Krabs finger and Mr.
Krabs is like "I need you to go clean the bathrooms and stop acting so
predictable." and SpongeBob's like "God, so
Misunderstood" so he goes over and he starts polishing the urinals and stuff and then these two guys
Come into the washroom and while there I started to watch them. They're like "hey
Did you catch like Glenny the whatever Glenny the pink fish on flounder men last night?" and the guys like "no?"
"Why what's up?"
So then they open the door, so this is what Spongebob hears, it's like "well
I knew this guy's acting was good, but his singing was
phenomenal" and
SpongeBob's like "oh"
And and the guy's like "I'm telling you if that guy were to cut a solo record it would be a hit!"
And somehow Spongebob thinks are talking about him. He's like
"Solo record!"
So at this point Spongebob. He's basically gone freakin crazy
He's gone Cuckoo in the in the he's gone insane in the membrane
So he goes into Mr.. Krabs office and he's like "Now. I got a lay something on you krabs, baby"
And Mr.. Krabs is like "the only thing you better
Lay is some patties on the grill fry boy" and SpongeBob's like "Yeah unfortunately. I can't take that gig no more."
So Spongebob basically thinks like he needs to become a performer right? He's like
"Let's face it that people want music if I could change fate I would, krabsy but I'm an entertainer deep down a
People's person for on the same page here right?" so Mr.. Krabs is like. "What the fuck is he talking about?"
He's like
"Oh those patty fumes must have got to your head. Borrow squidward's gas mask and get right back to work." and SpongeBob-
He's not hearing any of it is like
"I'm glad we're on the same page here Mr. Krabs." then he drops his hat "I'm out of here."
And then you may have seen the gif for Spongebob. It's like walking out of the door and he's like
And that's where that's from and then the door closes, and he's still doing that.
Mr. Krabs is like
"I've never felt such a strange combination of pity and
Indigestion." so Spongebob comes out of the office and people are like. "Hey there you are." like the customers
Cause they're waiting in line for their food because Spongebob is the only fry cook so Spongebob's mouth is like wide open. It's like
*gasp* And squidward's like "so Spongebob
are you just going to sit there mouth a gape or are you going to give these people what they get what they want?
Spongebob's like "Yes, I got to give them what they want and do it fast." and Squidward's like "I agree
Or else krabs will fire both of us."
"On second thought keep them waiting." because you know squidward hates his life, so Spongebob
He goes over to the intercom like "How we doing today folks?" and they're like "Hungry!" and he's like
"Oh don't worry cuz Spongebob is here to satisfy." and he turns down he turns down the lights and
Everyone's like "What the shit."
And this guy whispers to his friend is like "Eating here was your idea." and Spongebob
This music comes on and this show light comes, and he's like "I like to call this little number striped sweater."
He walks up to the walks up to this dude wearing a sweater, and he's like "The best time to wear a striped sweater
is all the time.
One with a collar
Turtleneck
That's the kind.."
And the crowds pissed they're like "What the shit is going on." So Spongebob
was like "Squidward this crowd is insatiable, and he's like yeah, why don't you go get some patties?"
He's like "juggling good idea, Squidward."
I don't know
How we got that out of patty?
so if he takes three patties when you start juggling them so then when the customers is like "Is this some kind of joke?" And
He's like they want "Juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd." So he started juggling, Krabby patties, and he's like
"What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down on his way to a blood bank?
A cab!" and everyone's like "We're losing our appetite!"
Okay, okay, so there's a nun an astronaut and a hairdryer, and they're like. What's this shit, and they're like we want
Patty's is like so the most I can juggle is three but the show must go on
They need Spongebob splits on a puddle of grease. He's like wow
and it goes oh slow motion and
SpongeBob's falling and it shows like the Krabby patties flying through the air and has this dramatic music and spawn drops like ah
My career is over all those years I spent
Clawing my way to the top all the people I've stepped on
Wasted and then the patties land on the grill and the guy's like hey
Finally, and then they're like that's what we've been waiting for
And Spongebob like he's like Blankly staring at the Krabby patty on the grill
And he's like they seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill
Roll with it Spongebob Roll with it
It's always like hey
how do you like this and then he takes a bunch of krabby patties and throws them on the grill and then one of the
Customer is like. That's what we've wanted all along
And in Spongebob's life think on your feet think on your feet sponge rubber buns, and he's like it's a stretch
But we all got to push the envelope sometime and he'd get in buns
And he puts them on the table put the patties on the bun, and he's like that's what we wanted all along
And tons of like okay?
I'm breaking new ground time to get Edgy
And then he chops up a bunch of toppings like lettuce and onions and tomatoes and stuff and we put them all on the burgers
And people are like ya know yes, we want onions cheese
yEAHHH
And Spongebob's like:"Are you ready for the gRAND FINALEEE"
And then I actually have referenced that in a video before and they all put their trays up like holy shit
Yes, finally Spongebob, Jesus Christ and and then he throws all patties on and they're all there and they're freaking out
They're losing their minds. They're like yeah
so they're freaking out,right?
and Mr. Krabs walks out of his office and he's like *what*
what the shit
and he walks over to Spongebob and he's like
well Spongebob, it looks like you finally found your calling
and Spongebob like :"well I'll say, I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this"
while he's flipping burgers and stuff
*and that's the end of the episode*
and it fades to black, and that's how the episode ends
**THE END*
oKAY
i dunno why i did that
so maybe that gave you a little bit of insight
as to why i have spongebob references
in like, every single video i make,
i-It- literally, I don't plan it,
and it's just like, i've seen all these episodes so many times
that just, you can say any sentence that mildly resembles
a sentence from spongebob,
and i will remember
and I'll think of that clip from the episode
its actually really bad, bUT
you're gonna see a lot more, so yOU BETTER GET USED TO IT
anyways, sorry, i'm sorry, oKaY
hopefully this video at least made you feel a little bit better about yourself
realising that you have a bit more of a life than i do
i'm here to help, you guys
so if you ever need another example of my ridiculous nerdiness,
and my ridiculous
*robert.exe has stopped working*
nerdiness
please let me know *burp*
please let me know
anyways, as always, thank you so much for watching
i'll see you next time in a better video
but thank you for watching this
have a good one you guys *finger guns*