Biscuit.
I got an email from your teacher Miss Read.
Daddy! It wasn't me!
Sparky MADE me flush it down the toilet!
What? No! It was about your grammar test!
Oh, right.a
How could you fail it? We practiced and practiced!
Past tense is pretty straightforward!
What's the past tense of "go"?
Goed
Goed?
I goed to the toilet.
You GOED to the toilet?
I did! I goed!
But not to flush anything!
Well I did flush, but it was Sparky's idea!
What's the past tense of "see"?
Sawded.a
It's NOT "sawded".
Yes it is!
I sawded a tree.
It hadded a squirrel on it!
You "SAW" a tree.
Daddy! If I saw the tree
the squirrel will have nowhere to live!
Why do I bother?
That poor squirrel would have to
goed and livded somewhere else!
Hey,, Sparky!a
Do you want to go sneak into old man Colson's garden?
Colson?
He's got the BEST carrots!
Yeah! I LOVE carrots!
But if your dad asks where you're going
DON'T TELLHIM!
We'll be like SPIES! [*giggle]
Hey, Biscuit! What are you and Sparky giggling about?
NOTHING! We was just ... uh...
doing MATH!
MATH?a
Sparky and I was doing our...
plusses and takeaways!
Biscuit! It's Saturday!
And you hate math! And so does Sparky!
He knows!!!
Stick to the Story!
I mean we were joining Girl Guides!
WHAT?
He's not buying it!
Don't say ANYTHING!
Why are you acting all WEIRD!
He DEFINITELY knows!
Zip it!a
Biscuit?a
Don't do it!
It was Sparky's idea!a
He wants to take carrots from old man Colson's garden!
Wow!
I don't even LIKE carrots! But he MADE me!a
NICE!