( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN,"
EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) > Jon: HA HA!
>> Stephen: MONDAY, RIGHT?
>> Jon: YES!
>> Stephen: JON, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT PETER JACKSON,
RIGHT?
>> YES, SURE, SURE.
>> Stephen: AND WHAT AN AMAZING ARTIST HE IS, INCREDIBLE
DIRECTOR, AND SUCH A WIDE VARIETY OF INTERESTS.
HE STARTED OFF COMEDY HORROR, HE'S GOT "THE LORD OF THE RINGS"
MOVIES, NOW HE HAS THE INCREDIBLE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE
BEATLES.
NOW HE'S BACK TO TELL THE FULL STORY NOBODY KNOWS OF THE
ROOFTOP CONCERT, PLANET TOP APPLE, IT'S NOT WHAT ANYBODY
THINKS.
IT'S NOT THREE SONGS, IT'S NINE SONGS!
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> Stephen: OH!
YOU WILL SEE.
>> Jon: YEP.
>> Stephen: FOLKS, THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS FINALLY
TO RECOVER FROM GORGING ON THANKSGIVING DINNER THAN
GORGING ON CHRISTMAS MOVIES.
CHEESY MADE-FOR-TV HOLIDAY MOVIES HAVE BECOME AN ANNUAL
TRADITION, AND THIS YEAR THERE WILL BE MORE THAN EVER,
BECAUSE LIFETIME ALONE WILL RELEASE 35 NEW CHRISTMAS MOVIES,
INCLUDING SOON-TO-BE-CLASSICS, LIKE "AN ICE WINE CHRISTMAS,"
"MERRY LIDDLE CHRISTMAS BABY," "CHRISTMAS WITH A CROWN," AND
"AFIANCEÉ FOR CHRISTMAS."
AND OF COURSE, ITS STEAMIER SEQUEL, "A THROUPLE BY ARBOR
DAY."
AND NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HALLMARK WILL BE RELEASING A STAGGERING
41 NEW HOLIDAY MOVIES.
BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM: WHILE THAT MAKES 146 NEW CHRISTMAS
MOVIES BEING RELEASED THIS YEAR, THERE ARE STILL BASICALLY
ZERO HANUKKAH MOVIES.
THAT'S A SHANDA.
EVERYONE DESERVES HOLIDAY MOVIES!
SO, TONIGHT, IN HONOR OF THE SECOND NIGHT OF HANUKKAH, "THE
LATE SHOW" IS BRIDGING THE HOLIDAY MOVIE GAP WITH OUR BRAND
NEW SLATE OF HANUKKAH CLASSICS.
>> THIS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR HANUKKAH!
>> I'VE SEARCHED THE WHOLE CITY AND I CAN'T FILE OIL ANYWHERE!
NOW I'LL NEVER ONE THE LATKE COMPETITION.
>> HOW CAN THE WHOLE CITY BE SOLD OUT OF POTATOES?
>> OH, MANY I POTATOES!
MY OIL!
BECAUSE MIRACLES AREN'T JUST FOR MACK ABEES.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
>> DAVID, DAVID CANOLA.
AND THE ONLY THING THAT LASTS LONGER THAN THE OIL IN THE
TEMPLE IS ROMANCE.
THIS WINTER, IT'S A WHOLE LATKE LOVE.
IT'S NOT JUST ROM-COM, WE ALSO HAVE FRIED FOOD FRENZY, HOME FOR
THE HOLIDAYS, GAULTY AS CHARGED.
>> WE THE INJURY FIND THE DEFENDANT DELICIOUS.
THE EIGHT NIGHTS OF HANUKKAH.
>> THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO PICK A SUITER TO MARRY!
>> HUH HOW CAN I PICK ONE WHEN I LOVE ALL EIGHT?
>> NO, LADY HANUKKAH, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
>> SOMEHOW, IT IS!
I MIRACULOUSLY HAVE ENOUGH LOVE FOR ALL EIGHT NIGHTS!
>> GET IT?
A MINORA FOR MOM, THE GHOSTS OF HANUKKAH PAST, I WISH WE
CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS, AND CASINO DREIDEL.
>> YOUR SPIN, MR. BOND.
( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) >> GIMEL.
WE EVEN HANUKKAH'D UP CHRISTMAS CLASSICS.
IT'S A HANUKKAH LIFE, SMA LOMA LOAN, DREIDEL ALL THE WAY, AND A
HANUKKAH CAROL.
>> HI, I'M CAROL.
WE HAVE AS MANY MOVIES AS WAYS TO SPELL HANUKKAH.
SPEAKING OF WITCH THE HANUKKAH MIRACLE.
THE HANUKKAH MIRACLE.
THE C CHAMP CHAN CAY MIRACLE.
AND THE HANUKKAH CAROL 2.
>> SORRY IF I FORGET MY COAT.
THAT AND MORE.
THE HANUKKAH SEASON, BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND THE NEW YEAR.
IP NOT SURE HOW THE LUNAR CALENDAR WORKS.
ANYWAY, HAPPY HANUKKAH.
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SIR PETER JACKSON.