9:26 p.m.
So far, only Robbie Shapiro has broken character,
and was promptly banished.
That leaves five of my students still... in character.
Why don't they make the plane outta the same stuff
they make the black box out of? Um, helllo?!
That was quite an amusing commentary.
I'll need to see your license and registration.
Oh. Sorry there, constable. I don't own a motorcar
and therefore have no such documents
in me trouser pockets.
Why don't you stop invading my personal space
and have a little of this Raisin Bran?
I'm game, so why don't you pop a dabble in me mouth?
Well! Aren't you two havin' a fun time eatin'
raisin bran together?
Well, it's... [babbling]
Just be careful now, mister British man,
''cause who knows what terrible things might happen
to you if that continues?
[ringing]
Hello? Ooh.
Andre! It's grandma!
Uh, I'm sorry, this isn't Andre. I'm a pregnant marathon runner.
Hooo.
Andre, don't you play games with me!
Oh my goodness. I think I'm gonna have a baby!
Baby?!
Oh! Why did I run that marathon while I was pregnant?
What the bong are you talkin' about?!
[groaning]
Andre!
[groaning]
[whistle blowing]
Who is that handsome young man over there?
This is my nephew, Jason. He's staying with me
while his parents are in Bangkok.
Does he have a girlfriend?
Because as a police officer, I need to know that information.
No, I'm not dating anyone.
Oh, then we have much to discuss.
Where ya headed?
I'm going' with some guys to see the Wall Dogs play at the Moxy.
I'll go with you to see the Wall Dogs play at the Moxy,
I'll go right now.
Aah! Cat, you just broke character.
Yay! Bye, everyone. I'll be at the Moxy.
And to think I was gonna let that boy eat my Raisin Bran.
More creme brulee?
Hurry.
[laughing]
Mm.
[doorbell ringing]
Who's that?
No idea.
Hi.
Tori's not here.
Oh, I know.
Trina's not here either.
Well, good, 'cause she doesn't like me
anyway, so...
Wait, aren't you supposed to be
at some method acting thing at your teacher's house?
I was. But I broke character and got eliminated.
So Sikowitz banished me.
Hi, Robbie.
Hi, Mrs. Vega.
That sweater looks fantastic on you.
Thank you.
Listen, um, it's our anniversary tonight.
And we're watching a movie together...
Oh. What movie?
Uh, it's an old one called Terms of Endearment.
Oops, I've never seen that one.
Um. Robbie.
11:14 p.m.
Only four of my students remain in character.
I have prepared some piping hot quesadillas
from a recipe I got from Crispin Glover,
back when we... well...
[banging on door]
Hello. May I help...
I don't know you! [screaming]
Who's at the door?
I'm not sure. She was--
Where's Andre?!
Well... that's a dilly of a pickle.
I don't eat pickles!
Uh, no, you see... Andre... per se... isn't here.
I see him right there!
'Ello love. Y'look a bit chaffed.
Could I interest you in a tiddly-doink?
Maybe a couple of...
No! Andre!
Why'd you play games with me over the telephone?
Ugh, ma'am. I'm not Andre.
I'm a marathon runner who also happens to be...
Oh my God, who did that?!
Grandma, listen. I'm doing a method acting exercise.
I need you to leave.
Ahh! Andre... you broke character.
Come on! It's not my fault she came in here...
Come with me.
- Please stop! - You are in trouble!
- Not in front of my friends. - You are in so much trouble!
You're always interrupting stuff.
We're down to three.
I am infatuated with Raisin Bran.
I'm feelin' a wee bit hungry me-self.
Um, sweet farm girl... would you mind...
getting that tray of quesadillas from the kitchen?
Why? I wouldn't mind at all.
Oh wait! That tray just...
[screams] ...the oven.
[laughing]
My goodness that tray was hot.
Well, lookie there. My skin's startin' to blister.
And I do believe that's the sweet smell
of my burnin' flesh.
Jade, perhaps I should drive--
Who's Jade? My name is Betty-Sue Golden-Heart,
a happy farm girl
who's experiencing extreme pain right now.
[groaning]
And yet she never broke character.
[Jade] Move this car!
[glass breaking, barking]
You broke character!
[car alarm blaring]
And your neighbor's car window.
[car alarm blaring]
Go inside. Go inside.
[police sirens blaring]