Welcome to a video that every YouTuber makes,
that just brags about how rich they are and how many friends they have.
Hi, my little Santa fuckers
Wait hold on, wait.
No. I'm-
Oh my god, that came out wrong.
I'm never-
You'll never hear me say that again.
Because
*vomiting*
Hello, my little fuckers.
This video is an original,
and it's something every YouTuber does on Christmas.
I'm not gonna even edit that out.
But every time these videos come around, I love watching them,
I don't know about you,
but it always makes me intrigued to see
what my favorite YouTubers are getting,
because it's like
I want to know the life
they're living and compared to the life I'm living
and just-
I want to be that
And this year I think I'm getting there
because by the title of this video I have
90% Lush stuff, which is basically my bank account
so we'll get that out of the way right now because I know that's what you came for
I have-
I have a lot of stuff, so we're just-
We're gonna get into it
Now, mind you this video is not to brag about
the amount of "presents" I buy,
and how many friends I have-
I don't know why people twist videos like that
'cuz I enjoy watching these videos
So I thought you guys would.
Also mind you, I spent like,
this much amount on all my friends.
Which is a lot and most my bank account so like-
Like I got that money back in different ways
90% Lush stuff.
Now, the reason why I love lush so much,
and my friends probably know this.
*cough*
'cuz he's gay
*COUGH*
I'm kind of obsessed with skincare products and like,
cleaning things like soap and bath bombs, and just stuff
that's like, taking care of yourself.
Personal care items.
And I know a lot of people have a stigma against Lush, because it's like
"Overhyped", and it's too expensive
But in my opinion,
the amount of effort they put into their-
Their like, products makes us seem like the stuff we
normally buy from the drugstore is underpriced.
Like if you think about it,
everything is handmade,
the majority of them are organic,
they personalized these items.
This one was made by Sash(?)
He has already made like three of my items,
so Sash(?), thank you for making a lot of my favorite products.
And it's all cruelty-free, majority is vegan,
If you look at their sites, they're always fighting for like-
This is just turning into a Lush video. Oh my god.
No, they're always-
They always fight for good causes like
trying to end poverty.
Lots of their things like charity publishing
goes towards charities to help better environments
and communities
So I like what they stand for. Also,
I just want to give kudos to them.
All these are made from recycled plastic,
and the Lush bags you get, and
the things you put bath bombs in,
made from 100% recycled paper.
They have fabrics-
They have fabrics made from recycled water bottles.
Can you explain how that works.
The thing is, it's not even like plastic,
it's actual fabric.
And it amazes me so much
and i appreciate it, beyond like,
anything.
I'm in a relationship with Lush. That's-
That's basically good.
This is how the cool people do it, right?
Am I cool now?
I'll just keep this on.
Choke me.
CHOKEME
But yeah, that's my little speech about Lush
so before anyone judges me for loving this so much,
fucking back off.
Lemme just say this.
I'm gonna say, I love this product,
probably ten times in this video.
Because I do love all these products.
My friends know me so easily. It's-
It's predictable.
The biggest jar, I think this is around like
$50 almost.
And it looks like this,
and this basically smells like
a lime martini with salt around the edges.
Not that I know that.
I actually got two samples of these when I bought
some other stuff- You'll see later in the video,
And I didn't even needed to ask for them.
They were so nice,
and I tried both of them and guess what,
My skin: cleared.
My body: cleaned
My eyes: a little hurt
Because it has alcohol in it
So you don't get it in your eyes by the way.
Don't do it.
But I love this so much, I asked someone else
to get a bigger sized jar for me.
And the person did, and guess what?
This will probably last me like a fucking year.
So I think that's worth it.
Another face scrub thing that I got was just called
a face and body cleanser.
It's Angels On Bare Skin.
This basically smells like lavender,
but someone told me it smells like weed,
which, it doesn't.
Not that I know.
But I use this every day and this one every other day.
Because, the amount of salt in this literally,
like scrapes my skin off,
which I like.
Maybe not every day; every other day, that's fine.
It literally just scrubs off the face you had in the morning
and gives you a new one.
So like, you have infinite faces.
Which is just every person in high school,
they all have infinite faces.
Alright this next one isn't new to me,
I bought this twice already in my life.
My Lush life.
This is called Refresher, it's a shower jelly.
If you don't know what a shower jelly is,
Oh my god, we're not-
We're not gonna get anywhere with this.
It's a jelly
and very soapy
and lemon-y.
This just smells like lemons;
"You're gonna smell like lemons" is all I can say.
Kinda smells like lemon cough drops,
but in the good way.
Alright, these next two products, I just wanna
take a minute,
to appreciate Lush for making the most beautiful,
amazing scent, in the whole world. Of Lush.
Rose Jam shower gel, and Rose Argan body conditioner.
And this is the best in the whole world.
And they get it so right,
they say it's Rose Vanilla, and it is Rose Vanilla.
And it's not even that rose-y, it just smells-
It makes me want to be buried in this,
and the colour is so beautiful too.
It's like a dark burgundy,
which you all know I love burgundy for some reason right now.
Body conditioner smells exactly the same, this scent is-
has always been the same.
I have a one-litre bottle of this thing that I've had
for two years, and still have not used up-
It's expired but I don't care.
It's about this big and I don't plan on finishing that
'cause that's my baby.
I'm in a relationship with this scent
I'm in a relationship with Rose Jam, yup.
Yup.
My friend bought the rose gift set
which also came with this.
And I LOVE you so much for that.
Alright so that's all the pots from Lush.
Now let's get to the bath bombs!
We're not even done with Lush, you see my life?
Alright I don't have much bath bombs,
because I'm not really a fan of them?
Mainly because my bank account is dying
'cuz bath bombs are like,
one-use only, or two-use if you cut it open.
Bath bombs are like two or three-uses only,
and I don't even take baths
'cause I hate my bathtub.
But when I move out of this apartment,
my mom, dad, have the master bedroom
and the bathroom in it has
*whisper* a bubble jet, bathtub.
You know-
You know I'm never gonna leave that place.
This is uh.. let's see
I think this is called Very Berry Christmas
And the reason why I bought it was because
1) It was blue,
2) It was glitter-y
And when I smelled it when I got home,
It smelled really nice; it's like blueberries and mint.
That's all I can explain.
It's actually not soap, it's a solid shower gel
and Lush is known for making things
like not in containers?
They have like solid lotions,
solid body conditioners,
solid shampoo bars, solid hair conditioners-
They have a lot of stuff.
I really applaud them for that 'cause I think
more companies need to get on the trend of
not using so much plastic.
Alright this next one, I can't really smell so
I gotta take it out.
So this is the Think Pink bath bomb
I know it's kinda whited out right now
'cause of my light
But it's just- It's a lot of pink.
You're gonna smell of pink.
This one-
It- No, it's not a bad scent, it's just really strong.
I can't take it out 'cause I broke it
But I'll put a picture right here.
It's the Man In The Moon bubble bar.
And on the website it says
it's very citrus-y and has lime oil in it, but to me,
it smells exactly like Trolli sour gummy worms.
Trust me, go to a Lush store, smell this,
it smells exactly like it.
Lush, you can tone that scent down a little bit.
It's just,
my room smells like it now 'cause of you.
Alright, and I'm not gonna take this one out
because, powder.
I'll give you a picture right here,
it's the Yellow Submarine bath bomb,
and you know what it smells of?
Pink.
If you don't know what pink smells like,
just smell snow fairy.
It just- It's sweet, it's a lot of sweets.
Okay, that's all of the Lush stuff,
now let's get to regular stuff.
I know my last video I said fidget spinners need to leave,
but
*spins*
I hate myself too.
It's so cute.
G-
Yeah- Pink, so
Alright, the next thing I got is this
freaking ginormous jar of candy canes.
'Cause at my lunch table we have Secret Santas
and my Secret Santa said,
"Alright, who likes candy canes?"
And I was the only one who raised my hand
which shocked me like
how can you not like candy canes?
It's Christmas.
So I got a really big jar of candy canes
and it tastes really good
But I'm not gonna do that.
because, stomach.
This next thing I bought for myself, I saw it at Target,
It's a-
This is what the beauty gurus do.
This is a cactus pop socket because I love-
I love cacti.
(Begone foul demon that is the wood that lies upon my bed)
(Is that considered Shakespeare? I don't know)
I love cacti, I don't know why I just kind of
have an obsession over it, and it's pink so-
You can see the trend that's happening.
I hate me too.
Alright, three more items,
and these are all clothing things
but all of these, my sister's got for me
I found this.
I don't really wear many button-ups,
so this is my second one.
The first one is the flannel thing that Farmer Frank
always takes from me. So like,
fucking back off Frank.
But it's burgundy
And these next two things, my sister found for me.
And I was so happy because I saw these
on American Eagle-
Yes, they're from American Eagle, okay
We all know I get American Eagle.
But I saw these on the online store,
and they were sold out, and I was just so sad.
But she found them in store!
This is in burgundy,
*intense nodding and staring*
Cardigan. And I don't know why I wanted
to get into cardigans.
I'm pretty sure it's because of both
Clay from 13 Reasons Why
and Archie from the fucking show called Riverdale
that I absolutely hate,
and we will never name again because fuck that show.
But both of them wore cardigans and I was like,
"That's cute, I wanna wear one," so I have one now.
And this last thing, very weird, I know,
but I love it.
It's just- It's just really big sweater jacket.
i'm pretty sure this would be called um-
And let me just say that cardigan and this
came with pockets,
And lemme tell you something about pockets.
I want everything I wear to have pockets.
I hate it-
(there's a bug)
I hate it when I'm just walking through the hallways
at my school and I don't have anything to
put my hands in besides my jeans.
But, tell me I'm not the only one but I
get self-conscious of what I do with my hands
while I'm walking?
So I tend to out 'em in pockets so I don't have to worry.
Kudos to you, American Eagle.
(sponsor me ples)
Please make me a model, please I want-
*intense zooming-in* I love American Eagle.
Also Lush,
And, oh, I have one more present.
This is the Father Christmas of presents.
It's the big whammy.
It's a little terrarium!
I recently started getting into taking care of succulents.
(put this back before I drop it)
And in there has a lot of cacti, lot of succulents,
and there's like rocks and stuff.
And it's cute so-
Of course I will love it.
But yeah, that's what I got for Christmas,
Um, if you enjoy this video, let me know what you
think about it.
I don't really try to do hauls or like unboxings or anything
like that, 'cause it just-
It doesn't feel entertaining
but I try to make it.
So if you want more of these, let me know up here,
If I forget, put it in the comments.
You all kn- You guys know I always forget
to put the fucking card thing, like the voter thing
in the-
I'm a bad YouTuber.
But if you enjoy, give this video a like,
leave a comment down below and bet you guys subscribe,
because I post videos at days-
Not Saturdays apparently because someone
roasted me in the comments for that.
But I love you guys and everything is less than three <3
And I hope everyone has a great new year.
Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Jewish-
I don't- Ha- Happy Holidays.