Drum roll, please.
The Kebab Gobbler, turkey and all the fixings.
It's Thanksgiving on a stick. Boom.
I'd dropped this, but I respect my cookware too much.
Oh, Nicholas, I hope you brought me some pasta
I can't refuse.
Mangia.
What? No cheesy garlic bread?
This displeases me.
It was the others. They tried to convince me
that you're really just, pfft, our dad.
That's ridicolo.
Clearly, I am a mystical, oversized beaver
in an Italian suit.
Never mind persnickety,
let's get pers-snackety!
I got some nice aged cheese, including a Danish blue.
Don't be afraid of the veins, it's very approachable.
Ew.
The only cheese I approach is nacho.
Pfft. Don't feel bad, Nicky. It's nacho fault.
[chuckles]
Oh, Mom, can I get your opinion on these?
Oh, sure. [clearing throat]
Aw. [chuckles]
Mm. Delicious.
What are you doing?!
What? You wanted my opinion.
This is my art project,
not all you can eat panda buffet.
Sorry.
[sighing]
So, you're going to fix that little guy?
- Just finish it. - Thank you.
That smells... [sniffing]
intriguing.
I call them Another Wing
because after you have one, you'll want another.
We'll see about that.
Another.
- Another. - Another.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
[sighing]
Something's up with Ricky and Dicky.
I'm gonna figure out what it is.
I don't have time for that.
I'm redoing my art project.
Making something both rats
and Mr. Cats won't want to mess with,
Octo-pie.
It just doesn't make any sense.
It makes perfect sense, it's a pie
shaped like an octopus.
I've come to a decision.
This one is the clear winner.
- Yes! - Yes!
Spat five!
The Harpers? Sorry, Flavio.
I hope this wasn't a fluke.
It wasn't. We won't let you down, sir.
What you doing, Nicky?
Putting the finishing touches
on my art project for the third time.
This one's a brown rice teddy bear
using an omelet for a blanket.
I call it... Go to Beddy Teddy.
How adorable.
It is adorable.
But I wish I didn't have to spend
my Saturday redoing it.
What does Ms. Grestle not like your projects?
They keep on disappearing
before she even gets to see them.
Really? That's so weird.
Well, I'm sure when she sees this one,
she is gonna love it, not only is it creative,
but it looks good enough to eat.
Good enough to eat, huh? [snapping]
Of course. Someone's been eating them.
Who would stoop so low as to take
a child's art project and eat it?
Hmm?
Mm! Mm.
Everyone else made meat.
Don't worry. My vegetarian meal is just as delicious
as any meat menu.
And what have you made for me today?
I have stuffed peppers, a chickpea pot pie
and truffle mac and cheese.
Edible... short for incredible.
Short for some of the most incredible vegetarian dishes
I have ever had.
Oh, the competition was stiff,
but there is one clear winner,
[chuckles] Maggie.
W- but- but you said, Nicky made
the most incredible vegetarian dishes you've ever had.
But meat makes the meal. [chuckles]
You're wrong.
[gasping]
Go o-on.
Vegetables can be a meal.
Food isn't a one size fits all.
Some people like hamburgers.
Some people like veggie burgers.
That's the great thing about food.
Everyone can choose for themselves.
♪ Choose for themselves ♪
Not the time, Dawn.
Oh, well, in that case, I still choose Maggie's.
[music playing]
Uh, what's going on?
Welcome to Cafe Peri.
That's French for Cafe Paris.
I hope you, mademoiselles like authentic crepes. O-o-o.
[chuckles]
Look. We know we messed up both your chances to go to Paris...
So, we thought we'd bring a little bit of Paris to you.
Wow, this is sweet.
So you accept our apology?
Oh, no. I was talking about this crepe.
It's delicious.
So let's get this beach party started
with today's special ingredient
and my daughter, Ava's favorite...
Octopus!
Ah!
[music playing]
Ooh.
Octopus.
She's got legs and I know how to use 'em.
[
- Toast more tortillas. - Yes, Chef.
- Season the peppers. - Yes, Chef.
I've got the octopus.
[
- Dad, brow! - Yes, Chef.
[
[buzzing]
Times up. Step away from your plates.
And now our fate is in the mouths of the judges.
Okay, you cooked. Dream realized. Now, let's go.
No, I have to stay and see if I won.
Wow!
The Octopus [unintelligible] is so good.
This one is good, too.
This one is amazing.
Give me some of this.
I'm going get some of yours too, real quick, you know.
Oh, Dad, you- you got a little--
Oh.
Ah, can you imagine if I beat Alex Guarnaschelli?
This would be the best day of my life.
And the winner is...
Nicky Harper.
[cheering, laughing]
Congratulations, Chef.
[gasping] She called me Chef.
We won't let you mess up.
'Cause we're good kids.
Oh, uh, good kids with bacon dumplings.
I do love bacon.
Every good kid does.
Fine, one dumpling, then you have to leave.
Yeah.
Holy mother of pig meat!
Alright, well, I guess I'll just take the rest of these back--
Wait!
Maybe you don't have to leave just yet.
Bacon wins again.
Oh, hello, ladies.
Don't mind, me. I'm just baking
some of Dawn's favorite chocolate chip muffins.
Mm. These are delicious.
Can you guess the secret ingredient?
- Sugar? - No.
- Flour? - No.
Baking soda?
- No. - Chocolate chips?
Those aren't secret ingredients!
Shrimp?
Trust! Trust is the secret ingredient!
Enjoy.