>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BARK EVERYBODY.
I'M HERE WITH TY BURRELL FROM "MODERN FAMILY" AND
"DUNCANVILLE."
TY, I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE BORN IN A PRETTY SMALL TOWN CALLED
GRANTS PASS, OREGON, AND SPENT YOUR CHILDHOOD IN SMALL TOWNS
NEARBY.
WHAT WAS IT LIKE GROWING UP THERE?
>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL AREA.
IT IS-- IT WAS LOGGING COUNTRY.
IT IS NOW WINE COUNTRY >> Stephen: WE LOVE SMALL TOWNS
ON THIS SHOW.
YOU KNOW THAT.
YOU WATCH THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT.
IN FACT, WE HAVE A SEGMENT THE SHOW CALLED "COMMUNITY
CALENDAR" WHERE WE HIGHLIGHT ACTUALUPCOMING EVENTS HAPPENING
IN SMALLER COMMUNITIES.
WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO DO IT WITH ME?
>> WELL, STEPHEN-- >> Stephen: GREAT!
BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR GRANTS PASS, OREGON'S COMMUNITY
CALENDAR!
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WELCOME TO COMMUNITY CALENDAR, YOUR SOURCE FOR WHAT'S HAPPENING
IN AND AROUND GRANTS PASS AND THE GREATER JOSEPHINE COUNTY
AREA.
JOINING ME IS NATIVE GRANTS PASSIAN, TY BURRELL.
>> THANKS, STEPHEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
PASS, OREGON: IF YOU'RE GRANTED A CHANCE TO VISIT, DON'T PASS IT
UP.
( LAUGHTER )
IT!
( LAUGHTER )
GOING ON THIS MONTH AROUND GRANTS PASS.
TOMORROW, HEAD OVER TO THE LINCOLN ROAD VETERINARY CLINIC
WHERE THEY'LL BE OFFERING NON-ANESTHETIC TEETH CLEANING
FOR DOGS, WHICH SHOULD LEAVE PLENTY OF ANESTHETIC FOR THE
VETS WHO GET THEIR FINGERS BITTEN OFF.
>> ON MARCH 7, HEAD TO THE JOSEPHINE COMMUNITY LIBRARY FOR
THEIR EVENT "TREATS FOR TEENS."
REMINDER: THIS EVENT IS INSIDE THE LIBRARY.
( LAUGHTER )
OFFERING TREATS FOR TEENS, CALL THE POLICE.
( LAUGHTER )
PERSON THAT LOVES SKEET SHOOTING?
>> WHO ISN'T, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: WELL, THEN, ON MARCH 14, HEAD OVER TO ROGUE
VALLEY SPORTING CLAYS FOR THEIR "WAKEUP SHOOT."
FAR LESS CONTROVERSIAL THAN LAST YEAR'S EVENT, "SKEET SHOOTING
WHILE YOU SLEEP."
( LAUGHTER )
WAY TO THE ROGUE CREAMERY FOR THE OREGON CHEESE FESTIVAL: AN
"EVENT CELEBRATING CHEESE AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT."
SO, FARTS.
( LAUGHTER )
JOSEPHINE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS, IT'S THE "ENLIGHTENED LIVING
FAIRE" FEATURING REIKI, TAROT, ASTROLOGY, HYPNOTHERAPY, AND
ACUPUNCTURE.
AND REST ASSURED: "EVERY PERSON THAT OFFERS A PRODUCT OR
SERVICE HAS SUBMITTED TWO REFERENCES."
( LAUGHTER )
SHOVING NEEDLES IN YOUR FACE KNOWS AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> ON MARCH 13, AT THE VICE BREWING COMPANY, CHECK OUT THE
BABY MAMA DRAG SHOW.
ONE OF THE DRAG PERFORMERS IS EXPECTING, SO THEY'RE ASKING
FOR DONATIONS OF DIAPERS, WIPES, OR CLOTHES.
IT'S A GIRL!
YES, GIRLS' CLOTHES ONLY.
THE "BABY MAMA DRAG SHOW" IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT TRADITIONAL
GENDER ROLES.
>> Stephen: HEAD OVER TO ALIBI TAVERN ON MARCH 8 FOR THE 2020
SOUTHERN OREGON BATTLE OF THE BANDS.
THIS YEAR'S LINEUP INCLUDES AUTOPILOT MISCREANTS, BEYOND THE
TIDE, AND DEATH PLANT.
TICKETS ARE JUST $5, AND KIDS 10 AND UNDER ARE FREE.
GREAT NEWS FOR ALL THOSE NINE-YEAR-OLD FANS OF "DEATH
PLANT."
( LAUGHTER )
AERIAL DANCE STUDIO PRESENTS "WOMEN RISING: A NIGHT OF CIRCUS
AND DANCE."
>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NIGHT OUT WITH THE KIDS.
>> I'M AFRAID NOT.
THIS CIRCUS INVOLVES BURLESQUE, SO IT'S ADULTS ONLY.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
BUT WILL THEY STILL BE COTTON CANDY?
>> OH, YES.
SHE'LL BE THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: ON MARCH 21, GET READY FOR "DINE IN THE DARK"
WHERE YOU CAN ENJOY A FOUR-COURSE MEAL IN COMPLETE
DARKNESS!
FOR ADDED FUN, DINNER WILL BE SERVED AT ROGUE BARBERS
BARBERSHOP.
SO COME ON DOWN AND REACH FOR A FORK, ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THE
SCISSORS, STAB YOURSELF IN THE MOUTH, AND THEN DRINK A BOTTLE
OF BARBACIDE!
( LAUGHTER )
RESTAURANT IS HOSTING A FUNDRAISER FOR THE HUMANE
SOCIETY CALLED THE "SPAYGHETTI" DINNER.
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE SPAY AND NEUTER PROGRAMS.
SO COME FOR THE SPAYGHETTI.
DON'T EAT THE MEATBALLS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR GRANTS PASS, OREGON'S
COMMUNITY CALENDAR.
>> AS WE LIKE TO SAY: WHO IS GRANT, AND WHAT IS HE PASSING?
( LAUGHTER )
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TY BURRELL, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.