Hey, dudes.
I'm Hilah, and today on Hilah Cooking, I'm making Chinese egg rolls, which might more
appropriately be called Chinese-American egg rolls because they're a complete bastardization
of original Chinese spring rolls, I'm sure.
But anyway, these are great for snacks, appetizers, or even Easter because they're called egg
rolls.
Get it?
That'll really throw your guests for a loop.
They'll be like, 'What the f-- is Chinese food doing here with the ham?'
Okay.
The first thing we're going to do is make our filling.
So, these have a precooked filling that you will cook it, and then cool it before we fill
the egg rolls.
I'm going to add a little bit of oil to my pan and start sauteing.
I've got some super, very, very finely minced celery and onion here.
So, while that's going, I've got also here about a half a pound of ground pork.
You can use ground turkey, or you can leave out the meat completely and add some more
vegetables if you want to also.
I'm going to add to this -- This bowl, I've got some brown sugar, some corn starch, and
some minced garlic and ginger.
So, when you add corn starch to ground meat like this, it kind of helps lock in the moisture.
So the meat doesn't dry out, and it helps it sort of bind together.
So, it's serving two purposes.
I'm just going to mix this in with the ground meat here.
Also going to add about a tablespoon of soy sauce to this and some pepper.
I'm going to use white pepper, but you can use black pepper or red pepper if you want
it a little bit spicier, and a little bit of salt also.
I'm going to add a little bit of salt to these vegetables too, to draw some of that moisture
out, to sweat them a little bit.
They'll soften up a little quicker.
And then, just get our meat mixed up and add that to the skillet also.
Then, we just want to stir it around, break the meat up as much as you can, and eventually,
it'll sort of come into really, really tiny little crumbles.
So, keep an eye on that and have a brew while you're waiting, because nothing goes with
egg rolls like beer.
Right?
You could also have water, but hey.
Look.
Tecate Light.
I'm saving calories on my beer so that I can have more fried egg rolls later.
Beautiful.
Okay.
Just a few minutes later, it looks like this.
I'm going to turn the heat off.
You just want to make sure that any big chunks of meat are sort of broken up.
You want, really, a very fine filling for these egg rolls.
Then, transfer it to a plate.
You can use a baking sheet or something.
We just want to spread it out so that it cools off faster.
If there's any oil left in the bottom of your pan, you can try to keep that behind.
We'll use that to cook the cabbage also.
Okay.
We'll set that aside.
Then, back in the same skillet.
I'm going to add a tiny bit more oil, and we'll add the cabbage.
So, this is shredded Napa cabbage.
I just sliced it really, really finely.
You can use regular old green cabbage too.
That'll give you more sort of texture inside your egg roll, and that's more common in restaurants.
I don't know.
I had Napa cabbage.
So, I'm using Napa cabbage.
Either one is fine.
You can also add bean sprouts and things like that.
So, we're just going to saute this until the cabbage is wilted.
It shouldn't take very long at all.
Okay.
So, cabbage getting nice and wilted.
We don't want to get it too soft because you want to keep a little bit of texture, and
it'll still continue to cook, even after you've turned the heat off.
So, this looks pretty good.
The leafy parts are nice and soft, but the stemmy parts are still a little crispy.
So, I'm going to turn that off, and I'm going to add some water chestnuts.
These is just like -- These is just like-- A can of water chestnuts that I drained and
minced finely.
And then, I'm also going to add some mushrooms.
These are dried Shiitake mushrooms that I've just had soaking in water for about an hour.
Wood ear mushrooms are, like those black ones that are really firm, are also commonly used
in egg rolls.
These are a little bit easier to find, usually.
So, squeeze the water out.
Then, I'm just going to mince up these mushrooms too.
And then, finally to this, I'm going to add a tablespoon of regular, all purpose flour
and mix that in.
That's just going to help the filling stay kind of firm.
As it cools, it'll thicken it up.
So, it'll sort of make a mass that you can form into little egg rolls.
I'm going to spread this out on top of the meat mix.
Then, we'll just put this whole thing in the fridge and let it get super chilled.
You can make the filling a day ahead of time, even two days ahead of time, which is muy
excelente when you've had a lot of brews.
Okay.
Time to roll these mofos.
This is just about half the mixture.
It's cooled off totally.
These are my egg roll wrappers.
You can find these in the frozen section, usually, of pretty much any major grocery
store.
You just want to thaw them out, and then keep the rest of them covered while you're rolling
them so they don't dry out.
It dries out pretty quickly.
So, there's two here.
God damn it.
They stick together.
Stick together like a hand in glove.
These egg roll wrappers are the best of friends.
Okay.
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Just kidding.
Okay.
So, you want to get a big spoonful, maybe like a quarter cup or so of your mixture.
Put it pretty much right in the center, maybe a little bit below the center, but pretty
much just right on, bros.
And then, roll the bottom up.
What I like to do is kind of take it over, and then pull it back.
Did you see how I did that?
So that it gets a nice little tight log.
Fold this side over.
Then, in this little bowl, I've got just a mixture of plain flour and water, about equal
parts, maybe a little bit more water.
It's not important really.
Just use your finger to go.
I like to sort of get these sides here, like the envelope sides, and then the little point
also.
This is going to kind of glue it together.
Then, just roll it over like that.
Just like that.
Make sure that you have enough in that little tippy tip.
There we go.
So then, we want to set this aside, seam side down on a plate.
You can make these and let them sit for maybe, like, ten or 15 minutes tops.
But eventually, and pretty quickly, the filling, the liquid in the filling and the oil in the
filling is going to kind of soak through the wrapper.
So, you can't really make them really ahead of time.
But like I said, you can make the filling ahead of time.
Then, just roll up a few.
Then, as you're frying the first batch, you or someone else, ideally you have a little
helper, a little kitchen elf, will be rolling the next batch.
So, it's kind of a fun thing to do if you have friends that like to cook, to have them
over, and let's all make egg rolls together.
You can make some different fillings.
You can put shrimp in them, or you could make vegetarian ones.
You could put carrots in them.
You could put whatever in them.
Good.
So, I'm going to roll up about six of these while I start heating up my oil.
I've got some peanut oil in the skillet, just three-quarters of an inch or so, to about
365 degrees Fahrenheit.
Catch you on the flip side.
Wait.
There we go.
Cowabunga.
Once your oil is around 365, you want to carefully fry your egg rolls in small batches for one
to two minutes on each side, until golden brown.
Now, we're talking.
Be careful not to fry too many at once because the temperature will drop, and you'll end
up with greasy egg rolls.
You'll also run the risk of over boiling your oil.
Drain your egg rolls.
Then, I like to put them in a bowl that's lined with a paper towel, sort of upright,
so that the excess oil can drip off.
They actually stay pretty warm this way.
Egg rolls are done.
What time is it?
It's egg roll time.
What time is it?
It's time for egg rolls.
Those don't rhyme.
So, I've got here some oriental hot mustard powder.
You can find this in spice areas.
Daisy, quit being such a bitch.
You just mix up the powder with water to the desired consistency.
I like mine a little bit thin so that it's good for dipping.
Then, I've also got some sweet chili sauce.
So, if you like this egg roll recipe, also check out my chimichangas for another delicious
fried treat with a Mexican twist.
I also did fresh spring rolls recipe a couple years ago that aren't fried, and they're way
healthier and almost as delicious.
With that said, let's give this a taste.
I like this hot mustard.
It's going to clear out my allergies.
It's a fine crunchy egg roll.
There you go.
I hope you like this egg roll recipe.
I hope you give it a shot.
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Baby, do you want some egg roll?
You like crunchies?
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Daisy's really good at catching stuff.
You're so smart and clever.
I love you.
That's probably enough fried things.