(people chattering)
- [Announcer] If you have tickets
for the 1:30 Elvira photo up,
please make your way to win 112.
If you have to get for the 1:30 Elvira photo-op,
please make your way to room 112 now, thank you.
(people chattering) (dramatic music)
- [Man] Hey, it wasn't me, it was Little Willy, I swear!
- [Boy] Hey, is this the real little Willy?
- Yes, it is.
It is the very doll that tormented me as a child
when I played Bradley Carruthers
in little Willie one and two.
- But the third one was the best one though.
You weren't in that one.
- I was not.
- Why not?
Weren't you in jail or something?
- How about a photograph?
Would you like a picture?
- Sure.
- Okay, I take cash and then I actually,
I also have one of those little square things now, so.
- [Boy] Hey, it wasn't me, it was Little Willy, I swear.
- The turbulence, it was, it was like a nightmare.
The plane was kind of going like this.
(man vocalizing)
- You fly out of Burbank?
- No, actually I'm based out of Atlanta now.
- Oh really?
How do you like it?
- Personally I love it.
I mean, it's like what?
Two hours away from most cities in America.
So it just makes the whole travel thing so much easier.
- What about you, Adam?
Where are you based?
- Delaware.
- Hey June, you gonna do scareoke tonight?
- Do I have any choice?
(dramatic music)
(people chattering)
- Hey Dingus.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Are you kidding me?
Aren't you loaded enough already?
You have a wonder where things went wrong for you?
- Excuse me?
So what is this what little
Bradley Carruthers looks like all grown up?
- Can you feel it?
The loneliness eating away at your insides?
- What?
- Did you say something?
Did you say something?
- Huh?
- Oh boy.
The drinking, all the messy hook-ups.
You're running on empty, man.
- Actually, would you do me a favor?
Would you just put him in a drawer or something?
He's, it creeps me out.
- Aw, but I wanted him to watch.
- Please.
- Okay.
- Hey, hey, don't fucking touch me.
You fucking piece of shit.
You leave me in here, I'll fucking kill you I swear to God.
(dramatic chord)
You never could sleep through the night drunk.
Ain't got the stomach for it.
- Where are the girls Willy?
- I got rid of them for you, they're gone.
Why aren't you using this time
for self reflection and discovery, huh?
Breaking new internal ground
instead of folding in on yourself.
(bottle clangs)
Are you kidding me?
You can't get rid of me.
You're unfucking believable, you know that?
You don't control me, I control you, you piece of shit.
- Oh!
- You piece of shit, I control you.
- Is this what little Bradley Carruthers looks like?
- You piece of shit, you piece of shit.
- All grown up?
(dramatic music) (people laughing)
- I control you, I control you!
- Delaware.
(upbeat music)
(doll thuds)
- Fuck me.
- Adam, what did you do?
What did you do?
- I found him in the trash.
Somebody must've partied really hard last night.
Hey, are you okay?
This town can be a bitch.
They love to label you.
And if you get known for one thing early on, well.
You just have to work twice
as hard to break out of that trap.
- Yeah.
I think, I think maybe that's
where I'm getting kind of stuck on.
- What exactly.
- I don't know who I was versus what I'm becoming.
- You're becoming a real piece of shit.
- Here's a thought, and I mean it's just a suggestion.
Maybe you want to try and step away from it for a bit?
I mean the genre specifically, I mean that's what I'd do.
- Here we go, strap in for
a fuck load of self help bullshit.
- I just did a production
of Much Ado About Nothing at The Alliance.
- Look at this guy, with this guy.
He doesn't know his from a hole in the ground and you're
going to listen to him?
- Breath of fresh fucking air my friend.
- [Willy] Oh la de da.
- You are known for something you did as a child.
A very talented child, I might add.
- [Willy] You weren't that talented.
If you were talented you wouldn't be sitting
in Reno signing autographs for 25 dollars a pop.
- But you want to be known for as an adult.
- [Willy] How could you throw me away like that?
After all I've done for you?
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry to interrupt.
- [Zach] Hi, hi.
- Would you mind signing this?
- Oh sure, no of course.
- [Woman] Thank you.
- Of course.
Shall these quips and paper bullets
of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?
No, the world must be peopled.
When I said I would die a bachelor
I did not think I would live,
er I was married quick, some one comes forth with.
- [Willy] Oh Jesus, I need a fucking drink.
(dramatic music)
- Say it.
(dramatic music) (whispering)
Say it.
- Don't make him do it.
- Just once for us, say it.
- It wasn't me, it was Little Willy, I swear.
- You're pathetic.
(audience laughing)
- That was fucking great.
I don't know if you like to party,
but we definitely came to party.
- [Willy] Oh yeah, we're down to party.
This is going to be fun.
(Willy laughs)
(people chattering) (dramatic music)
- [Woman] Wasn't me, it was Little Willy I swear.
Come on say it, say it!
Come on say it.
- [Man] Dude they love you, just say it!
Say the fucking line man!
Say it, say the line!
- [All] It wasn't me, it was little Willy, I swear!
It wasn't me, it was little Willy, I swear!
(people screaming)
- Oh my God.
Oh Willy, Willy, what did you do?
(door knocks)
- [Adrienne] Adam?
Adam.
- [Zach] Hey bud, you in there?
- [Adrienne] Are you sure this is his room?
Maybe he checked out.
(suspenseful music)
- [Zach] Hey man, you okay?
- [Adrienne] You weren't at your booth.
We just wanted to check on you.
- [Adam] Yeah, I can trust you both, right?
Okay, so I think the best way
to go about this is for him to just show you.
- Him?
- Okay Willy, go for it.
Can you believe it?
Jump?
You can do it buddy, down, all the way.
He moves so fast.
No, go this way, show them how fast you can go.
Go around.
No, don't go, don't go through me.
Are you kidding me?
You are having fun, you're showing off is what you're doing.
He's a little rascal.
I see you.
Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo you.
I see you, you can't see me.
You can't see me.
You can't see me, get over here.
And now he's dancing.
I didn't teach him how to dance.
You like them.
You like your new friends?
Yeah, get up, come on, get back on the table.
You can do it, reach.
Reach.
Up, up, up.
And then back up on the table
like he's done it a million fucking times.
- Okay.
Adam, why don't you, why don't you just,
why don't you have a seat right here, please?
Okay.
So look buddy,
is there a friend or a family member
that maybe we could call?
- No.
- No, okay.
Well look, it's pretty clear
that you are experiencing something
that's very intense and, and I,
I think it's okay to acknowledge that.
- No.
- [Zach] But at a certain point.
- No.
- [Zach] I think no.
- No, no.
- I think you really.
- No Willy don't!
(Adrienne screams)
No, no Adrienne, wait Adrienne, it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Adrian it wasn't me.
It was Little Willie, I swear.
- I know Adam.
I know it was Little Willie.
He's been very bad, very bad.
But, but, but, but, but I can fix this.
We can make this all go away.
Just let me take him.
Just, just give him to me and this will all end.
(tone rings)
(suspenseful music)
Oh Adam.
- [Willy] Don't worry, buddy.
You made the right decision.
It's going to be you and me from here on out.
And we're going to have ourselves some fun.
(upbeat music)
- It wasn't me, it was Little Willy, I swear.
It wasn't me, it was Little Willy, I swear.
(both laughing)
(Adrienne screams)
(upbeat music)
♪ But you can't push Willy round ♪
♪ Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no ♪
♪ Little Willy, Willy won't go home ♪
(eerie music)