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Now, if I had a nickle for every single time that somebody has suggested this weeks pin
I would have approximately $42.35
Figure it out. That's a lot of *bleeping* people.
So, suggested by, well, almost everybody
Galaxy Slime.
Different from the Galaxy Soda
Eggs
Tights
Doughnuts
And, of course
Apples
Pin-O-Meter?
Hmm, um...Let's get it started.
Alright, I clicked into the abyss that is Pinterest and got some directions off of Twodaloo.com
Which is where this pin originated
I got all of the *Bleep* to help me accomplish it
I got some liquid starch
Whatever that is
Water, cornstarch, borax, ironing aid
Ironing aid?
That's not an ingredient..*Bleep* It.
I got some clear Elmer's Glue
They still putting horses in this stuff?
I got a few different colors of the liquid water colors
And some glitter.
Or as I like to call it,
The Herpes of Craft Supplies.
Once you use it, it's *bleeping* Over.
It keeps on coming back.
Everywhere.
On your face..
Clothes, the floor, on the cat..
So I grabbed a bowl, poured in about half a bottle of clear glue
Added a bunch of different colored glitter
And a couple squirts of purple liquid water color.
Then I just gave it a good stir.
Now generally you're supposed to mix equal parts glue and equal parts liquid starch
But everywhere that I read said that was not the way to do it
Instead they said you wouldn't need that much liquid starch and to just slowly add it in
And then you're supposed to, ya know, magically know when it's ready
It was a little hard to measure, but in comparison
I added about a quarter of the liquid starch that I was supposed to
Right off the bat it started kinda..
Lumping together and..looking like slime
Its slimy, its stretchy.
I stuck my hand in to test its consistency out a little bit
And it's..a little bit sticky
A little...a little stringy..
Um..Hmm.
No, no, this is, ah..uh, this is..
This isn't right.
God Damn it.
You know, I think I need to add more liquid starch
But it's kind of impossible now to grab the bottle
Get. Off. Of. My hand!
Holy *Bleep*
Alright, let's try that again.
I added half a bottle of clear glue
Various Galaxy colored glitter
Some purple water color paint
Stirred it up, and added a small amount of liquid starch
Mixed it up a bit
Added a little bit more
Mixed and continued to add small amounts of the liquid starch until
I thought that I got to the the right consistency
But, this one turned out a little too wet
And..blob-y
My thought is that I now added too much liquid starch
Alright, *Bleep* It, I'm just gonna mix this one with the other one
Too much liquid starch, not enough liquid starch
Boom, throw em together
Perfect. *Bleeping* Liquid Starch. Amount
I attempted this two more times and with a couple different colors
This pink one came out perfect
This blue one
Close enough.
Now they somehow rolled this all together in this really nice
Galaxy ring of colors
But that ain't happening over here
Definitely not.
This just looks like a unicorn took a *bleep* on my table
Time to mix it all together and...
Yeah. That's nice.
There ya have it.
Ladies and Gentlemen
I give you the most revolutionary advancement in homemade slime
Mother*bleeping* Galaxy Slime.
But to know if it really works
Well, you need a kid test
It's sooo slimy!
The sounds of very happy tiny humans.
What the *bleep* is she saying..? I have no idea..
Sounds of NOT so happy tiny humans.
Alright, some mixed results there, but, for the most part
Pretty good time.
Smaller humans may not intellectually have the capability to know that this isn't a blob monster eating off their arm.
So maybe wait a couple years
Alright, to end this thing, I just want to give a quick shout out to all of the fans of the Vs. Series.
Thanks for sticking around throughout 40+ episodes and for supporting the channel during this really
Weird point in time in it's history
Be sure to like up this video, drop some pins in the comments below, and next week
It's *Bleeping* Holiday time.