Let's start tonight with the DC City Council.
Now we weren't sure if we were going to
have any stories that would coincide with
today being a you know, 420 man or not.
And then we learned the Council
unanimously advanced a bill,
generally prohibiting testing
for marijuana as a condition for
employment within the district.
Now that news deserves a heartfelt
slow clap and a salute from a hand
covered in Cheetos dust or whatever.
Your munchie of choice is now.
The bill was introduced by Ward.
8 Council person.
Trayon White, who also deserves a
salute and it does have exceptions.
However, for certain jobs,
like for instance,
you can't blaze while you're on the job.
But if you're legal,
what you do on your own time
is your business.
Although I would advise against trying
to hit it and quit it right before
you punch the time clock because
you gonna look real suspicious.
Emptying out the vending
machine right before lunchtime.
Unfortunately for all you federal workers,
the bill does not apply to you.
That is until it's legal nationwide.
Until then, you'll just have to.
Keep going with the fingers crossed system.
You'll be using all this time or or that
nasty tea we've all tried at least once.
Don't act like y'all.
Don't know Marco.
Now we're going to the streets
of DC for this next story.
Actually,
we're going to one of the sidewalks
because that's where Navy Yard resident
Jeffrey Pincus found this car parked when
he was walking to the grocery store.
Now wondering what that was about?
He took a picture of it and entered his
plate number into the DC DMV website,
finding out that car has.
We saw over $10,000 in tickets.
Now really,
if you have over $10,000 in tickets,
is there anyway you won't park at that point?
I mean,
you got away with it up till this point.
I gotta say it $10,000 good Lord,
that's a lot of tickets.
How much for just one ticket?
Now the site shows that going back to
2020 the car has 50 citations worth
$10,440. So I did the math.
Or rather, our team did the math
that actually works out to over
208 bucks per ticket. Fellas, that.
Is 50 pairs of LeBron Nineteens
or nine of these black super Mini
Gucci purses ladies, you know what?
$10,000 apparently doesn't buy.
A towing raise your hand.
If you've been told for way less than that,
some of y'all been told for tickets worth
less than a price of shoes from Ross.
And I just mean one shoe cause you know
you can't find matching shoes at Ross
Pandemic parking enforcement has been LAX,
but DC public works issued a tweet
just today saying that they're back
on the job looking to boot and toe.
And if your car is parked on
a DC street with tickets,
they want you to know they're going
to find you and bragged about finding
a car with $70,000 in tickets.
But evidently you're good on the
sidewalk with over 2 bills, huh?
Evidently that's all good.
Why would they look there?
Let's turn our attention to
Catholic University.
We're addressed that had been won by
Judy Garland in the Wizard of Oz.
Has been quote found the top faculty
mailboxes in the University School of Music,
Drama and Art,
and is now headed to auction.
Now the dress, a gift from actress
Mercedes Mccambridge in 1973,
is that blue and white gingham joint that
Dorothy paired with the red slippers.
And based on the data,
actually might be the only one
of its kind in existence,
so it's potentially worth up
to $2,000,000 and look.
I'm just gonna call it what it is.
Look I you,
you know I try and rip the CD.
I try and get your bag but Catholic
University this sounds sketchy.
It does it sounds sketchy.
What kind of long con was miss Mercedes
and Catholic you trying to play here?
First of all how she get the dress,
how she get the dress?
How did she get this?
One of a kind dress off the
set and back to see you.
What kind of Ocean's 11 Cape
are they trying to pull off?
And then it goes missing to selling.
Just turned up on top of a random mailbox.
Now I have no evidence but it
sounds to me like somebody was
trying to drive the price up.
I am mad at you,
but I'm not falling for the Okie Doke
so go ahead and click your heels
together and get you $2,000,000.
And finally let's look to our
neighbors up north in Canada,
British Columbia where officials in
the town of North Cowichan have been
forced to look into ways to protect
the world's biggest hockey stick.
From a pair of woodpeckers.
Now how do you stop a woodpecker
from pecking wood?
I mean,
I guess there's a there's a way but
they don't. They don't want that.
They don't want that press
they they don't want that.
And they're Canadians.
Their politeness even
extends to wildlife like
hey yo, could you not Peck theory?
We got some nice Maple trees you
can Peck at no you hoser what do
you mean what OK fine a boot.
Yes, I had to say a boot local bird.
Evidently they don't say it like that.
They say that's a big conspiracy
for whatever local bird experts.
Yes, they have local bird experts think
the pair is setting up shop to raise a
family and they like the location now.
Good bird, schools and whatnot.
That makes a lot of sense,
so nothing they've done so far
is convinced the birds to leave.
I'm thinking they might want to
go ahead and outsource this job.
Maybe bring in one of their southern
border brothers as an outside contractor.
We know how to handle unruly.
Wildlife, you know?
Unless it's a zebra running through
the streets of Prince Georges,
then we got we got absolutely nothing.
My favorite story.
Well, of course it ain't DC parking
enforcement out here sounded
like Suge Knight,
but it is 420 man.
I would never harsh your mellow,
so congratulations to my newly
freed Irie brother and it's the
DC Council making way for pot.
You know grass?
We Dang, Ganja, Mary Jane,
Reefer herb, diesel smoke,
sticky icky, broccoli, cabbage blaze,
chronic fire, endo doobie, Bud Buddha,
killer, pressure Skunk,
Lee Schwag or discount therapy.
The only kind I can afford.