- Hey there, fruit lovers.
A to the O here with your A your Q's. (laughs)
Let's shoop-dee-do this thang.
- [Announcer] Hey Orange, make a TNT detector.
- Okay, I'm just gonna flip it on and.
(trumpet music) What's going on?
Why isn't it making any noise?
- Maybe that's because I threw away
all of your TNT before we started the episode.
- That's impossible!
How'd you find all of the TNT?
I have it hidden everywhere; in the attic, under Pear.
- Yeah, the TNT under me was actually pretty easy to find.
- But I have it hidden in a box, I have it hidden in a fox,
hidden TNT in floor, and inside the battery drawer.
- You wanna chill out there, Dr. Seuss?
- Oh, wait, that reminds me.
I forgot to put batteries in it. (laughs)
- See?
I knew you'd never find the TNT
hidden in the floor. (laughs)
- Dude, that's not a trap door in the floor.
That's a lid to the stove.
- Oh, we should get out of here before.
(both screaming)
(booming explosion)
- [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange!
Say John 20 times.
For every time you say John, Midget Apple will grow a foot.
- Yes, yes, this is it!
Say John, Orange.
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please.
- But I'm busy.
- Busy with what?
What could be more important than letting me grow tall?
- I gotta use the bathroom.
What can I say?
When you gotta go, you gotta go. (laughs)
- Orange, no.
You need to do this for me.
- Little Apple, I already told you.
I have to use the John.
- And I told you that this is more import.
(record scratches)
Oh, I see what you did there.
Thanks.
- John, John, John, John, John,
John, John, John, John, John, John!
- Orange!
- [Announcer] Do you like "Avatar" or "Endgame" better?
- I definitely liked "Endgame" a lot,
but "Avatar" really blue me away. (laughs)
Get it?
"Avatar" puns. (laughs)
- [Announcer] Can you ride a T-Rex while juggling TNT?
- Why have I never done this before?
Talk about Dino-mite! (laughs)
- (groans) Jokes like that make me glad I'm extinct.
- [Announcer] Hey Orange, who cut the cheese?
L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L.
- (laughs) Oh, I know who cut the cheese, all right.
It was--
- All right, that is enough.
Do you know how many times I've heard this joke in my life?
Hey, who cut the cheese?
Har har, very funny.
It's so clever.
It's practically Shakespeare.
But I'll tell ya, it's not quite so funny
if you are cheese and you've heard it a trillion times.
So go on, Orange, let's hear it.
Let's hear your funny little joke about who cut the cheese.
Ha ha, I'm laughing already.
Who was it?
Who on Earth cut the cheese?
Was it you, I wonder?
Tell me, Orange.
Please, oh, please, do tell me who cut the cheese.
- Him.
(cheese screams)
- [Announcer] Do a Thomas the Tank Engine impression.
- Seriously?
You expect me to just pull off an impression
of a train with zero warning?
(train whistle tooting) That's loco! (laughs)
- [Announcer] Can you please do Annoying Orange
versus The Lion King?
♪ Bah, Canadian bacon and pineapple ♪
(laughs)
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Oh, slippery Simba.
Maybe shoulda let someone with hands handle that part.
(Orange laughs)
(Orange groans)
- [Announcer] Annoying Cookie.
- Hey.
Hey, Orange.
- Hey.
- Hey, can you do this? (babbles)
- Whoa, that's crumb-believable! (laughs)
Hey, can you do this? (babbles)
- That's the exact same thing I did.
- Whoa, no need to be so chippy. (laughs)
- Hey, hey.
Did you know I go well with milk?
Yeah, apparently we go together dairy nicely. (laughs)
(muffled screaming)
- Whoa, talk about sink or skim. (laughs)
(muffled laughing)
- [Announcer] Say, hi, Cayden!
- Hi, Cayden!
- [Announcer] Do you have a pet TNT?
- A pet TNT?
That's ridiculous.
No, I have a pet puppy just like everyone else.
(record scratches)
- Dude, that's not a puppy.
- Yo, whatchu talkin' 'bout?
Of course he's a puppy.
He's got a collar.
- True, but--
- And he makes a soft hissing noise,
just like all puppies make.
- That's not true.
- And look at his little tail.
Aw, it's so cute.
- Okay.
And you don't think it's a little strange
that your dog's tail is on fire?
- It's on what? (yells)
Put it out!
Ooh, poor puppy-wuppy.
Aw, look, he's so upset,
he's not even touching his dog food.
- How are we friends?
- [Announcer] Orange, I think you need to show
Little Apple a little love.
- You know what?
That's true.
I do have a lot of fun at Little Apple's expense,
but I gotta give credit where credit is due.
He's always a great sport about it
and he's one of my best friends in the whole world.
- Aw, that's really nice, Orange.
- Well, I mean it.
And I've decided not to make fun of you
about your size anymore.
- Really?
- Sure.
I mean, why bother with the size jokes?
Making jokes about your illiteracy is way funner. (laughs)
- (yells) Orange!
- That's my name.
But can you spell it? (laughs)
(Midget Apple yells)
- [Announcer] Is it me or is Marshmallow
the cutest one of the group?
- Really?
I always thought I was the cutest.
Of course, that could just be a result
of my unchecked narcissism.
- I always thought I was the cutest.
After all, I'm the one with a Cuties sticker. (laughs)
- Dude, put your butt away.
- Guys, I thought I was the cutest.
I'm the smallest, after all.
- Well I guess we'll just have to do
a side-by-side comparisons with Marshmallow.
Wait, where is Marshmallow?
- Off playing with some puppy.
Listen.
(Marshmallow giggles)
- Okay, that does sound pretty cute.
I'm gonna go ahead and call it now, Marshie wins.
- Agreed.
- Yeah, okay.
Marshmallow's the cutest.
- Wait a minute, did you say Marshmallow
was playing with a puppy?
(record scratches) - Yay!
Mr. Puppy Dog, hiss softly in my nonexistent ear
if you love me.
Aw, I love you too, Mr. Puppy Dog.
- [Together] No!
(booming explosion)
(upbeat acoustic guitar music)