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today we're gonna be talking about two
times that I heard myself like
accident-prone type O 3 oh my god I've
heard myself so many times
really yeah accident-prone in small ways
but I've never broken a bone I saw yeah
I just what we are very young but people
break their bones when they're young now
when they're old well I broke my bones
where was it
four years ago after I met you I met you
I start breaking my voice I fractured it
okay no no it was broken actually it was
that the the tote this small toe how
they called a stinky toe
pinky toe on my feet twice okay
album story alright so you were working
for me on my documentary project and I
remember I was actually I wanted to be
at home so badly instead of going to the
office I really wanted to be home
working on the project with you but I
was rushing everything one day super
stressed out do some shopping getting a
lot of things done and what happened is
that I was usually I was walking without
that's why now I'm wearing always
slippers okay
so effective yeah I wouldn't wear any
sliver you know back then yeah and I
crashed my my foot on the on the other
bed on the stands on the feet of the way
oh okay
and I broke my pinkie toe but this was
not what I mean this was the first time
it was the first time you did it again
and I did it again wait wait wait so the
first kind of coffee table no the first
time was the bed
and that we were not i what it was
before meeting you actually now
everything is coming back to me sorry
okay that's right so and I didn't
realize that I broke it so I was going
to the office limping you know the
second time is exactly rewind and that
was the second time well that we were
working the project and I broke the
other one the right and that time was
like really painful so I went to the
doctor and I saw wonderful you know if I
broke it and I show that I broke
something and you know I don't need to
go to the office so I got like three
days off cuz they can't do anything when
you break a toe like they can't put a
cast on there I can't do anything no
they said just stay home rest that's it
and you were like wearing flip-flops
with your socks on yeah yeah thank this
is a crash it again exactly but ever
since end of the lesson I am wearing
slippers like heart slippers even
flip-flops when I'm home yeah it's very
dangerous place home
it's like domestic accidents are very
frequent and this one time I was in
swimming pool obviously and I had my
flippers on you know the foot the
swimming fins yes and you know we were
playing this game and we were getting
out of the water running back in and
jumping back in and I was doing this
with flippers on mm-hmm
do you want to guess what happened I'm
trying to run and I step on my slipper
and I go like face down poop and I get
up and I see some blood running and I'm
like oh okay I have a nosebleed because
I always used to give nosebleeds as a
kid sound like holding my nose like it's
okay guys fine I'm just having nosebleed
and then I see my mom and she has a bra
in one hand and she's screaming like
banshees next like her broad to my chin
like what's happening what's going on
cuz I didn't feel anything
Wow and then she like put me in the car
moon hospital and I got stitches the
other time I can think of is another you
know it's recent and
it's when we were in Italy so you must
know that usually this one cracked me up
so bad I'm sorry I'm gonna be like I
think you did something because I was
there
instead she wasn't she was laying down
on a bed a queen-size bed okay and bad
has the show footboard the footboard
yep the food which is almost the same
height of the mattress I mean the same
yeah okay yeah he has the football okay
so what I what I do sometimes it's
because and just enjoy myself okay and I
just run in the hallway go into the
bedroom and jump okay like just imagine
a really excited dog just don't think
I'm so bad so and that something that I
would do very often
okay so it was my my entrance in her
bedroom okay just just running and jump
so what I did is that that day something
was wrong okay something went terribly
wrong so I lift my right leg but this
one the left leg stayed a little bit
lower so I hit like on my knee like so
badly like I smacked it yeah into the
into the board so she saw everything and
she said first my excited face his big
smile you know running and then like
this sound yeah like he just made
shockula it's like ran right into the
bed you know those cartoons where you
know the character freezes in the air
yeah that was me okay and my my my face
changed totally from this big smile
he went into like this painful friend
like it was I was scary yeah and then I
screamed out you know
and it took it I think I thought you
broke like I think yeah I think I don't
thing happened so I'm happy because I
had that pain for a month yeah so I yeah
and then he went away so yeah that's the
second time I heard myself really badly
that was so freaking funny at least I
wasn't bleeding yeah I mean yours yours
is boring like to be honest I prefer
mine because when you cut yourself when
you bleed you don't feel like pain but
bone injuries they're the most painful
thing for me it's blood injury you know
I haven't cut myself in a long time
I noticed that ever since I quit my job
I feel more grounded I feel more present
I feel like I don't have to rush
anywhere I don't have to I don't have
that stress yeah and a few more brothers
so I'm using the nice with more
mindfulness yeah you're less
accident-prone
absolutely it's amazing okay that's a
side stop my turn oh yeah are you ready
yeah well I have like a whole bunch
where I cut myself but I feel like this
one really takes the cake for how stupid
I was so basically I was trying to fix
something on my bike okay and I was
using my pocket pocket knife had like
little screwdrivers and stuff okay so I
was trying to do it trying to do it it
wasn't working I needed like a flat
screwdriver and I only had a little star
one so I was so bothered that I took out
the knife on my pocketknife and stuck it
in there and I turned it and it closed
right on my feet and I swear to
God I felt it like it's the boat
race that knife is sharp and it just
smacked right closing on my finger sorry
okay
it was so much blood and I was in
boarding school at the time that's when
they thought I was a cutter and they
took away my scissors from that room oh
my god yeah yeah it didn't help that I
was like diagnosed with depression yeah
but again it didn't hurt that it was
read again we're gonna go back to read
back to read what blood is red and
Christmas
forget about nada Diana and I will see
you tomorrow okay bye
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