Did you hear about Sarah?
No.
So apparently, Sarah's been sneaking around with
Melanie's-- ow!
Rachel!
[SIRENS]
Ow.
Whoops, sorry, I missed.
Ow.
What?
It hurt.
Ow.
Missed again.
Are you even qualified to do this?
Probably not-- my degree was in fine arts.
Ow.
Missed it.
Wait, why do I even need an IV in my arm?
I have a light burn on my thigh.
That's a good point, but I'm going to try it again anyway.
[MUSIC - BAHA MEN, "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"] Who let the dogs
out?
Ow.
Missed again.
[MUSIC - AKON, "LONELY"]
So, what happened to you?
I spilled tea.
And then what?
She got mad at you and beat you up or something?
What?
She has second-degree burns.
Oh, so you're the one that got roasted.
No, like I literally spilled tea on myself.
Oh.
Yeah, so it's probably going to be difficult
for me to learn how to walk with this cast thing.
And probably not going to drink tea for a while.
No, there's something we can try--
but it won't be easy.
[CRICKETS]
What?
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[INTENSE MUSIC]
Wait, what does this have to do with my injury?
Absolutely nothing.
All right.
[INTENSE MUSIC]
Gently drape the string of the tea bag over your fingers,
like this.
Place it over the center of the cup.
And then you descend it into the center of the cup.
You raise it, then you descend it down.
Keep your wrist straight--
then raise it, then descend it.
[INTENSE MUSIC]
No, Rachel, sip it.
You're ready, young Grasshopper.
For what?
To go home.
No, really, you can go right now.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, so apparently, Sarah's been sneaking around
with Melanie's boyfriend.
Isn't that crazy?
Rachel, are you OK?
What?
Yeah, but Sarah--
I feel bad for Melanie.
You've been gone for like, six months.
Your mom's been worried.
What?
That doesn't make any sense.
Where's my phone?
I need to call Tyler.
Rachel, Tyler's married.
He has like three kids.
But I thought you said that I've been gone for like six months.
Yeah, but they met two months ago.
Those numbers still don't add up.
Sorry.
I should have never spilled the tea.
Take one.
Then you allow it to descend slowly
into the center of the cup.
You raise--
[LAUGHTER]
You gently drape the string over your fingers, like this.
Then raise the tea bag over the center of the cup.
[LAUGHTER]
Rachel!
You gently drape the string of the tea bag over your fingers,
like this.
Then--
[LAUGHTER]
Gently drape the string of this--
now I can't say it.
And slowly descend the tea bag.
[LAUGHTER]
It's just such grammar that I've never heard used for tea.
This is impossible!
I can't do it.
You gently drape the string in the tea bag over your fingers,
like this.
[LAUGHTER]
Take 47.
Do you want to do [INAUDIBLE]?
--of the tea bag over your fingers, like this.
And you place the tea bag--
[LAUGHTER]
You gently drape the string of the tea bag.
[LAUGHTER] I saw two words in.
Place it over the center of the cup.
[LAUGHTER]
You gently drape the string of the tea bag--
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my God.