My boyfriend beats me
Shh! You're not supposed to tell them!
Ah, good day everyone and welcome to todays video here with Mr. Daniel
Hello, how you doing?
We're doing good
(tongue pop) I'm back
Okay, guys
so we are going to be testing the Kylie Jenner
lip...
it's Kylie lip kit
lip kit
We literally had to sell our soul to get our hands on these
apparently they sell out
They sell out like every two minutes, because Kylie is a queen of course
queen of lips
actually... princess of lips
I'm the queen of lips, let's be real - Or the prince
They're natural... you know
so
We're just going to be putting these on our lips, seeing what all the fuss is about from a boys perspective
So we have red... - Red
Blue... and.. is this purple?
Muave. - Muuuuaaaave.
So we have Kourt K, what's that called?
Kylie. - No, this is called Freedom.
Freedom in blue
And this is called Mary Jo K
Yes. - Who's that?
That's weed. Mary Jo. - Oh!
She should've saved that for green!
Okay, so wait, which one should we start with? Blue?
Um..
We'll work our way from cool to warm colors
So we'll go from blue, purple, red.
Well, we should do different colors each time.
Oh. - Obviously
Okay
I'll do - I'll start with purple.
Muave! - Muuuuaavvee!
Wait, what's her name again?
Her name is Kourt K.
Oh!
That's everything. - Wait! It comes with two things!
Yes, that's a lip liner darling.
What?
Okay, so you need to line your lips
So if you wanna over-draw your lips a little bit-
Well, you can't because you have a beard
But you follow the natural line of your lip
Just think of it like a coloring book
You wanna do the lines first and then color in
So just pay attention
Okay, here we go
So I'm not going to over-draw mine because mine are already big
Wow!
But it's really smooth so be careful
OMG I look crazy!
I'M SO CONFUSED This is the first time I'm doing this
Oh no, what happens if your like, line is too thick?
It doesn't matter because you're covering it up with the gloss anyways.
It's just so it can be a straight line.
A straight line? Oh god, oops.
Don't talk while doing this!
This is crazy! I don't understand lip lining!
Oh god I'm so bad at this
So I've lined my lips, now it's time for this part?
Uh-huh. - Okay...
Is it like super liquid-y? I'm so confused.
This just looks like paint.
I lined. Ooh, that looks nasty
Like a butthole
Woah this is a thick lip
Yeah so you just put on the top and the bottom
WOAH
OMG OMG OMG
Wait we need to get the auto-focus going.
I look like a clown
I look like a whore, honestly
You are
This is not a classy color
This color is good for me!
It is
It tastes good. I mean, I can smell it.
It smells like birthday cake.
I'm so bad at putting on lipstick.
It's okay, mine smudged a little and this color is not forgiving at all.
I look crazy! Come up here and show them what you've done
I'm not done yet (???)
I over-drew mine quite a bit. Ooh you look crazy.
I look like I just ate a bunch of blueberries!
OMG, you're giving me Ariana Grande realness.
Focus on me! Oh!
As you can see, I like this too much
I always loved putting stuff on my lips as a kid, so.
If you go over your edges,
you can take a little makeup wipe remover
and then, just... - Okay, beauty guru
So what you wanna do though, is let that dry on your lip. - Why?
Just watch. Watch.
Honestly, you're feeling yourself way too much.
He is the one who wanted to do this video so
I feel like he just wanted an excuse to put lipstick on
The truth has come out because he's barely said one word to the camera he's so focused on himself in the mirror!
You know what? When it's right, it's right.
Honesty, I just love my lips!
And I love Kylie Jenner! I love this... this! I love what she's doing!
What is she doing? - Making an iconic product.
Okay, so basically, this thing goes matte, and you can do anything throughout the day, and it won't come off.
Oh god.
That's - literally that's her selling point.
I need to take this off now!
Hold on, wait! We have to test it out!
Okay, so I want you to kiss your hand.
[gasps] It didn't come off.
Bitch where?
That came off a little cause it's still a little wet.
Kiss me
Ooh, dry!
Dry!
So you can go swimming, you can go makeout with somebody
You can... do some other stuff
But... have some cake! It's not comin off!
And now try to get it off with that.
Oh it comes right off
See it comes right off with Neutrogena makeup remover
Give 'em that promo
Well they're the only ones that work
But I tried to get it off with just a paper towel
and it did not come off at all
OMG my lips are crazy, they look cracked
Oh look at mine
I have Kylie Jenner lips now, I'm like everything
I look like somebody just beat me up
OMG you do I don't like that
Help me... help me... my boyfriend beats me!
Shh! You're not supposed to tell them! Get away
I look like I just ate a bunch of berries
OMG look at my lips
I'm excited to try a different color
I"m gonna try the red and you try the blue
Do we have to line it? Because I feel like lining it is just a waste of time.
Well I'm gonna line you don't have to line
Lining is for liars
here she is, there she is