so excuse me sir i haven't had anything to eat in two days could you please spare me some change if
i watch your windshields oh my gosh oh my gosh thank you so much thank you thank you
don't move put your bag down your phone too get down
smile pose
yeah i like this one yeah i like that picture that picture is good
yeah yeah take a few more if you walk through that door we're done if you walk through that
door alan if you walk through that door we're done wow are you guys being serious
what i think i put him in a deeper sleep
fun fact i'm actually super allergic to peanut butter like my cheeks get really really swollen
when i eat it and people always ask me what do your cheeks actually look like when you eat peanut
butter and right now i'm gonna show you guys what my cheeks look like after i eat peanut butter
okay oh that's not good oh there it is oh
hey if it's easier for you you can actually come inside and use my mirror wait really yeah okay
get out get out
excuse me excuse me sorry i forgot my purse oh here you go thank you oh i forgot my phone too oh
here it is thank you of course are you 100 sure that's everything yes i'm 100 sure
all right you better rate me five stars excuse me i think my girlfriends for getting one more thing
two three one two three oh my gosh i'm so sorry
let me help you out with that so what's in a box a gift from my boyfriend
a goodbye gift goodbye gift but i'm still in love with him
he's moving out of the country tomorrow he is yeah so i want to take him to the airport
just kidding we never broke up well folks it's time to kick it old
school
hey you dropped your phone oh my gosh thank you how can i make it up to you well you could
always give me your phone number what phone one two three one two three oh my gosh i'm so sorry
all right spoiled milk explosion in three two
one hi is the seat taken oh no it's not it's not there thank you
wow
yay
when you're defending yourself against someone a lot bigger than you it's not about strength
but more about using technique step one break the choke by pushing up step two
go for the legs because the bigger they are the harder they fall
now let's try this in real speed
if you take mustard and put it in water it makes this really cool reaction
whoa hey let's try with ketchup you've done that before no okay so kind of read some vodka
no god no god please no no no no
why are you on a cold all by yourself i'm waiting for my boyfriend he wants to break
up i don't really want to i don't think it's meant to be oh look there he is oh that's not him
hey i'm seriously are you serious what was that for uh what the [ __ ] so we're actually filming
a prank yeah hey we're filming a prank where we're cutting people's earphones and hand them in the
air oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't realize that thank you it's okay it was nice nice to meet you
so
hey could i get your number no thanks that's okay i mean hey i don't normally ask twice but i'm good
you know i don't even take gold diggers anyway listen i don't care about your
wait wait what are you doing today
do
do what excuse me just play along play longer who are you play along this is how you see if your
crutch likes you back without getting rejected so if your crutch says this then you have to say this
and if they say that then you say this and play it off like you were asking a question
physical distancing and we're going to have to get used to you know seeing each other like this
this will be the look so let me lead as mayor and let people know this is
how we're going to be seeing each other so mother
right
hey we're not scared of you man all right what are you doing out here yeah hey get out
of our neighborhood actually all right get out of here wait all right go go go go ah