(piano music)
- Hey guys!
Welcome back to
That YouTube Family! - That YouTube Family!
And today we're playing Poison River.
- At the playground. - Whoo!
Alright. So we have divided into teams.
It's going to be Jordan and I on a team.
Audrey is out with friends
and Dad is behind the camera.
On the other team is the boys,
Jake and Ty.
- Yeah!
- You guys are going down.
- We're gonna win.
We're stomping on you short things.
- Hey I'm not short.
- Okay, all right, so the items that we have
to use are a garden knee pad,
a kid's sled for the winter,
and a ream of paper.
A laundry basket.
- Wood!
- Some wood and a life vest.
- Yay!
- We're going to do this by pick,
so Jake and Jordan are going to rock paper scissors it out,
whoever wins gets to pick their first item first.
- Red.
- Ready, one two three, go!
One two three go!
- Oh wait, wait.
On two three go!
Ah!
- Win.
- Oh he chose the laundry basket.
- The little knee pad gardening thingy.
- No. No!
- And he got the board.
Yay!
All right who wants to go first?
Should we rock paper scissors who goes first?
- Fine, we wanna ...
- Okay, out of us.
Best out of three.
- Rock paper scissors.
- I won that one.
Ready?
Best two out of three?
- Rock paper scissors.
- Ah.
- Rock paper scissors.
- Girls go first!
- Yeah!
- So we have three items to use,
they all have to be used at least one time.
We both have to be on each item
on the same item before we can place the next item.
- Yep, okay, let's start.
- And if we touch the green rope or the poison river,
we're out.
If we use our hands and touch any part of the playground
with our hands to balance ourselves,
we're out.
- That's gonna be so hard,
cause I always grab onto the railings.
Or like on to the walls.
- I'll help ya.
I'll help ya.
Oh my gosh,
you got some big number nines.
- Wait wait, let me get on this first.
- You can't!
- [Camera Man] You can't,
you gotta both stay on the same one.
- Okay, ready?
- You gotta work together.
- Are you on?
- She touched the green.
Wait no.
- Here take this slide.
Yep, place it down.
This is gonna be joyous.
- [Boy] No you don't.
You don't have to pick it up.
- Ahh!
- Oh yeah, all three items have to make it
to the end with us.
- Wait, I wanna don't wanna use the wood anymore.
Okay.
- Ah!
- Coming through for items.
Come step.
- I don't know if I'll reach the ground.
(screaming)
- Did you use that really?
- No I was holding you the whole time.
- [Boy] Green! On green!
She touched the green!
- My foot was on!
But it's just the back heel.
That doesn't count.
- No.
- I don't think that counts.
It doesn't count.
- My big honkers can't fit on this.
- Okay grab the ...
- Me grab?
- Oh wait, I grab, I grab.
Okay, nevermind.
Don't fall.
- Can't see anything so.
- [Boy] No touching the rims!
- I'm gonna fall!
It's only two people put it's so hard.
Okay, ow, the wood just hit my face.
- Don't touch the railing,
don't touch it.
- Oh my gosh.
Woo.
- I'm gonna say it's okay if our bums touch this,
because there's no way I'm gonna get past this.
- [Boy] Nope it's not.
- I can't.
Really?
- [Camera Man] You won't be able to make
it through that thing.
- I can't make it through this if my rear doesn't touch it.
I'll try not to.
Oh man, do I spin to get it or me?
- You, I'm gonna fall.
- [Camera Man] Gotta bend over and get it.
- Get it mom, get it.
Hand it over to me.
- [Boy] It's not touching yet.
Oh mom, you did it without touching the railing!
- I'm just gonna come right here, okay?
- Yeah cause the rivers like crumpled up here.
(screaming)
- Oh mom, we're gonna fall.
- Grab it!
(screams)
- You gotta go.
- Are you kidding me?
How am I supposed to get on that?
- Your glasses?
- This is gonna be bad.
- Don't touch it.
- Its on a slope, I'm gonna take off without you.
- I'll meet you down there.
- So for this slide portion,
you can touch this little outside rim
because you can't really get past it
without touching it.
So we're gonna say that it's okay to touch
this little rim right here.
- Because my body won't fit.
- [Boy] And that pole.
- And it's just hard.
- You're gonna have to put a foot on this.
Cause once I position all the way to ...
- [Boy] Don't forget your other item!
- You just can't grab onto this,
but you can accidentally touch it.
- This is really bad.
- [Boy] Okay grab onto your other thing.
- Are you on?
- I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
- [Boy] Wait, what about your other item?
- You have the wood?
- Yes.
- [Boy] Throw the wood in front of you.
- I don't how.
- Can we chuck this in front?
- No no, Jordan.
How are we supposed to get on this?
You're gonna have to put one foot on this.
Oh my gosh.
(screams)
(laughing)
- I touched the floor.
- Rats.
- (Camera man) Womp womp womp.
- That was really hard.
Wow.
Okay this is gonna be super hard on the slide.
Time for the boy's turn.
- He can go swimming in the river.
Ty go to bed.
Hey I was going to get in.
Ty, place it down.
- (mumbling)
Okay, we each get one side.
- This.
Oh, good job.
Okay, step on it.
- This thing's super small.
- Got room.
- We got room.
- This is gonna be hard.
Ty, don't ...
Hold this, Ty.
- Dude you gotta place that thing.
- Oh.
- Reach down and grab it.
- [Camera Man] Grab his hand.
- Can't help them.
- I'm really scared.
- There.
- We don't got any room.
- How are you supposed to not touch the rims?
- Place that down.
- Right there.
You have to be on the side now.
- Don't use it.
What about the slide?
Right here?
We're gonna be using it to slide down.
- [Girl] Oh they have a different tactic.
They're gonna place it by the slide so that they can
slide down.
- We have to get all ...
- Ty just wait.
- Its down here.
- I know.
- I'm scared.
- [Girl] You're gonna slide down.
- Yes Ty.
- I'll get the safety.
- Okay.
I think we can.
No!
Wait, do you got all the items?
- No.
- [Girl] Oh!
- I don't wanna slide.
Jake, no!
- Ty, you don't wanna slide.
- [Camera Man] Here's the thing,
if you're gonna slide,
lean way back so you don't go over the front.
- We have to slide.
- [Camera Man] Both of you just lean way back
when you slide.
- Not.
- Okay place the paper at the front.
- [Girl] Oh, nice.
- Ty just placed that other one.
- Hopefully this thing does not slide.
You have to.
- [Girl] Better get going.
- Can he go over there, on this one?
- [Girl] No.
Dad's gonna help catch them just in case.
- Oh!
Okay!
- Now can we get the book?
- [Dad] Here let me get it.
- It got buried.
- [Girl] Oh they made it.
- Okay let's go.
We actually made it.
(mumbling)
- I need to get that one.
- Here.
We can both step on that.
- I'll get it, I'll get it.
(screaming)
We're okay.
- [Girl] Oh you didn't step.
Oh you're still safe.
- Get that.
- This thing's heavy.
- Ty?
- Yeah?
- This is working.
(mumbling)
- We have to leap over the step.
- Yeah we can do that.
Let's do it.
- Oh I'm so tempted just to grab these.
- [Girl] I know right?
- Yes!
- Give me that, give me that.
- [Girl] Almost there.
- Just go, go.
Okay, go Ty.
- Got it.
- [Girl] What?
- Yeah, yeah.
- [Girl] Good job boys.
- High five
- So I'm gonna do a bonus round,
the kids are gonna pick what items I get
to use,
but I can't touch anything.
Even around the part on the slide.
I can't touch it.
So let's see if I can do it.
Okay I get the basket,
the life preserver, and the cushion.
Here we go, ready?
I almost wanted to grab the railing.
Oh no.
Woo.
If that was that hard to get up the step.
I can only imagine
what the slide's gonna do.
- You got this dad.
- Okay, this is the part I'm really worried about.
Can I make it down the slide without killing myself?
- [Girl] Lean back.
- Lean back.
I guess if I can get in between this, because ...
Its like playing limbo.
Oh boy.
I'm gonna put this down at the bottom
to hopefully catch me as I fall.
Oh boy.
- You need a push?
- If you don't see me in any future videos,
this is why.
I'm in the hospital.
Okay, go ahead.
- Okay, here.
- [Girl] Lean back.
- Not hard.
- Okay, I got the rest.
I made it through the narrows.
I just hope I don't face plant.
Oh boy, here we go.
In three, two, one,
okay I was just kidding.
I don't think I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kill myself.
You can do it.
- We're doing this for a great view.
- Here we go.
- [Girl] Ow.
- I touched the river.
I did it.
Woo!
I died in the poison river.
- [Girl] You think you just broke your arm?
- Well my fingers all work.
My elbow bends.
My shoulder works.
So I must be okay.
So comment down below who you guys think did the best,
who was the bravest, and who was the craziest.
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- Oh that was hard.
I touched the poison river too,
I was like, ah.