♪ ALL: WAY, FAR AWAY IN THE KOOKAMUNGA. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ FALLING THROUGH ADVENTURES AT A BLISTERING PACE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ HE'S A BRAVE PIG RANGER IN A PRETTY COOL PLACE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ SHOUTING FROM THE PEEKABOO, SWINGING FROM THE TREES FROM ♪
♪ THE HEEBIE JEEBIE FOREST THROUGH THE ICY BRAINFREEZE. ♪
♪ JIGGERS IS HIS BEAVER PAL, RELUCTANT BUT DEPENDABLE, ♪
♪ THEY GOT TO WORK TO KEEP THE KOOKAMUNGA NATURAL. ♪
♪ OF COURSE, OUR SHOW ALSO HAS BAD GUYS. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY. ♪
♪ HOORAY FOR MOOSEKNUCKLE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY, ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY. ♪
[SHATTERING GLASS].
CATFISH STU: YUCK, BLAH.
RO-BEAR: EEF YOU DO NOT LIKE ZEE FOOD BOSS,
WHY ARE YOU EATING EET?
CATFISH STU: IT'S PAID FOR.
[GAGGING].
GET ME OUTTA HERE.
AFTER A MEAL LIKE THAT, I NEED A SHOWER.
[ZOOP WHISTLING].
STOP!
[SNIFFING].
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
RO-BEAR: IT'S HIM.
ROBERT: IT'S HIM.
CATFISH STU: NO, SADLY, I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO
THE RANK ODOR OF UNWASHED FERRET.
THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE, IT'S, IT'S, OH, HEAVENLY, AROMATIC!
TURN ME AROUND!
THOSE FLOWERS, WHAT ARE THEY?
ZOOP: WATER HYACINTHS, AREN'T THEY COSMIC?
THIS REALLY SWEET TOURIST BROUGHT THEM FROM THE WET WALLY.
SHE REALLY APPRECIATED THIS NUT-FREE MEAL I MADE
ESPECIALLY FOR HER, SHE HAS TERRIBLE PEANUT ALLERGY
AND INSISTED ON GIVING THEM TO ME.
CATFISH STU: SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
I TUNED YOU OUT AFTER "WATER HYACINTHS".
RO-BEAR: WHOOPSIE.
CATFISH STU: AH, CAREFUL YOU CLUMSY CHOWDERHEAD!
RO-BEAR: OOH LA-LA, EXCUSEZ MOI!
ZOOP: RELAX, I'LL GO GET THE MOP.
RO-BEAR: NOW TO STEAL ZEE FLOWER FOR ZEE BOSS!
ROBERT: AH, WHAT FOR?
RO-BEAR: HE LOVES ZEM!
NORMALLY HE HATES EVERYSINK!
CATFISH STU: HEY, WHAT'S THE RUSH?
♪ IGGY: WAY FAR AWAY IN THE KOOKAMUNGA. ♪
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. ♪
HA-HA.
STOP!
JIGGERS: WHAT?
IGGY: LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO SAVOR THIS
FANTASTICALLY PERFECT DAY!
JIGGERS: THAT'S IT?
YOU GOT MY HEART RACING FOR THAT?
IGGY: YEAH, CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER REASON?
JIGGERS: YES, BEING CHASED BY A PANTHER,
BEING CHASED BY A MOUNTAIN LION,
BEING CHASED BY A STARTLED, ANGRY BEAVER!
IGGY: SORRY JIG, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU!
C'MON, LET'S GO GET SOME YAK CHEESE SMOOTHIES, MY TREAT.
JIGGERS: YAK CHEESE SMOOTHIES!
HA-HA!
CHEESE SMOOTHIES, HE-HE, CHEESE SMOOTHIES, HE-HE.
[HUMMING].
ZOOP: FEEL BETTER?
I EVEN ADDED SPRUCE SHAVINGS JUST FOR YOU.
JIGGERS: MMM, THE SPRUCE REALLY GIVES IT A KICK, THANKS!
IGGY: I'M STUFFED.
WOW, YOU'VE GOT WATER HYACINTHS EVERYWHERE!
ZOOP: I KNOW, THEY'VE MULTIPLIED LIKE CRAZY OVER
THE PAST FEW WEEKS!
ROBERT: RED ALERT!
JIGGERS: AAH!
ROBERT: WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE!
CATFISH STU: NO, I HAVE A PROBLEM.
JIGGERS: I REALLY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY
STARTLE RESPONSE, IT'S EMBARRASSING.
RO-BEAR: ZEE BOSS IS 'AVING ZEE TROUBLE BREATHING!
ZOOP: KOOKABERRIES, SPIRULINA, WHEATGRASS,
GARLIC, PEPPERMINT, BANANA AND OIL OF OREGANO.
[VARIOUS "YUCK" REACTIONS].
THIS'LL BOOST YOUR OXYGEN INTAKE!
IGGY: HE MUST BE SICK, HE'S NOT EVEN YELLING AT ZOOP!
ROBERT: OH YEAH, HE AIN'T HIS NORMAL UNPLEASANT SELF.
ZOOP: HM, I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
CATFISH STU: BLECH, THIS DRINK TO START WITH.
JIGGERS: MAYBE YOU SOMEHOW HURT YOURSELF.
CATFISH STU: I'M A FISH, NOT A FOOTBALL PLAYER!
IGGY: WELL, IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL GOING ON AT THE LAKE?
RO-BEAR: NO, NO, NO.
ROBERT: YEA, WHAT HE SAID.
CATFISH STU: YEA, IT'S FILLED WITH THOSE.
IGGY: I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
JIGGERS: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
IGGY: I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
RO-BEAR: SO, ZEES BEAUTIFUL, FLOWERS ZAT JUST POPPED UP OUT
OF NOWHERE ARE A BAD T'ING?
IGGY: YES, VERY, VERY BAD!
THEY'RE USING UP ALL OF THE LAKE'S OXYGEN!
CATFISH STU: WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS,
WHAT NUMBSKULL PLANTED THEM IN MY LAKE?
ROBERT: I CONFESS, IT WAS HIM!
RO-BEAR: EET WUZ A PRESENT, YOU LIKED ZEE SMELL!
CATFISH STU: WHY YOU [GASPS] COMPLETE [GASPS]
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
[GASP].
I NEED MORE OXYGEN [GASP] FOR YELLING!
WHY YOU FUMBLING FLEA BRAIN FERRETS!
ROBERT: I CAN'T HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING,
BUT I THINK HE'S MAD AT YOU!
RO-BEAR: YOU, J'ACCUSE!
YOU SNITCH, YOU TRAITOR, YOU, YOU BEEG MOUZE!
ROBERT: RIGHT PAL, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
[INAUDIBLE FIGHTING].
ZOOP: ALRIGHT GUYS, WE NEED MORE CONTEMPLATION
AND LESS CONFRONTATION.
[STRAINING].
JIGGERS: ONE DOWN, 1,000 TO GO.
MAKE THAT 1,002.
IGGY: THIS WON'T WORK.
RO-BEAR: OH, NO.
I 'AVE CREATED SEE TRAGEDY OF ZEE OPERATIC PROPORTIONS!
[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]
IGGY: BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT WILL.
RO-BEAR: WHY DEED YOU NOT SAY ZEES IN ZEE FIRST PLACE?
JIGGERS: FINALLY.
MONTY: HIYA!
JIGGERS: AH, OOF, WHO SAID THAT, HUH?
[GASPS].
MONTY: PICK A CAHD, ANY CAHD.
JIGGERS: EWW, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
MONTY: DA PIG LET ME IN.
AND YUH BEIN' IMPOLITE!
DID I SHIVUH WIT DISGUST WHEN I SAW YOU?
NO, AND LEMME TELL YA, I SEEN BETTUH-LOOKIN'
MAMMALS IN MY LIFE.
NOW, WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
JIGGERS: LUNCH, WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MONTY: DA PIG, HE PROMISED ME A MEAL, A BIG MEAL,
A SUPER-SIZED MEGA-SHMEGA MEAL!
JIGGERS: IGGY!
IGGY: NO NEED TO YELL, JIG, I'M RIGHT HERE.
ZOOP: HI MONTY, WE BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS!
JIGGERS: FRIENDS?
EW, EW, EW!
IGGY: JIGGERS!
YOU'RE BEING RUDE, MONTY AND HIS FRIENDS
ARE GONNA SAVE THE LAKE!
JIGGERS: HOW?
IGGY: THEY'RE WATER HYACINTH WEEVILS!
ZOOP: AND ALL THEY EAT ARE...
JIGGERS: WAIT, LEMME GUESS, WATER HYACINTHS.
GREAT, GOOD, SORRY ABOUT MY REACTION.
I'VE GOT THIS OVER-ACTIVE STARTLE RESPONSE,
BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.
MONTY: YEA, YEA.
GO TELL IT TO YOUR MUDDAH, WHERE'S DA FOOD?
JIGGERS: EW, NO OFFENSE, UGH!
RO-BEAR: OH SANK YOU, SANK YOU, SANK YOU FOR COMING!
CATFISH STU: WOULD YA STOP BOUNCING ME AROUND?
[SIGHS].
DO ME A FAVOR, YELL AT YOURSELF FOR A WHILE,
I'M TOO TIRED.
ZOOP: I BROUGHT YOU ANOTHER OXYGEN BOOSTING DRINK.
CATFISH STU: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
IGGY: I THINK WE FOUND THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM!
CATFISH STU: NO, THANKS,
I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON BUGS.
MONTY: ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME,
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
JIGGERS: UM, ACTUALLY NO, HE'S TALKING TO IGGY.
MONTY: I DON'T NEED DIS KINDA DISRESPECT, WE'RE OUTTA HERE!
[INAUDIBLE YELLING].
IGGY: FORGET ABOUT STU, IF YOU EAT THE HYACINTHS,
YOU'LL BE SAVING THE LAKE!
MONTY: DOES DAT INCLUDE SAVIN' HIM?
'CAUSE IF IT DOES, I AIN'T INTERESTED.
HE'S AN UNPLEASANT CHARACTUH, IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
IGGY: I KNOW, BUT.
JIGGERS: MMM, YUM, YUM, YUM!
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I TASTED ANYTHING QUITE SO SUCCULENT,
SO FLAVORFUL, SO DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS!
MONTY: WHAT'S WIT HIM?
BEAVUHS DON'T EAT WATER HYACINTS.
ZOOP: HE'S EXPANDING HIS CULINARY REPERTOIRE,
EXPLORING NEW FOOD SENSATIONS, WIDENING HIS TASTE.
MONTY: YEA, YEA, I GOT IT.
LEMME SEE DOES FLOWERS AGAIN.
IGGY: AT YOUR SERVICE!
JIGGERS: MMM, MMM, YUM, YUM, YUM.
MONTY: FRESH 'N' JUICY.
NICE, ALRIGHT, DA BUFFET'S OPEN BOYS, DIG IN!
[SPITTING].
HOW DO THEY EAT THESE THINGS?
YOUR PLAN WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS!
BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOUND BUGS WHO CHEW WITH
THEIR MOUTHS CLOSED?
CATFISH STU: HEY, WEEVIL, YOUR CREW MISSED A ROOT BACK THERE!
ZOOP: THIS IS WONDERFUL, HE'S GETTING STRONGER.
RO-BEAR: AND LOUDER.
CATFISH STU: HOW LAZY ARE YOU GUYS?
ROBERT: AND CRABBIER.
JIGGERS: HMM, AARK!
CATFISH STU: THANKS A LOT!
IGGY: YOU'RE WELCOME, I'M JUST HAPPY WE COULD HELP!
CATFISH STU: I'M BEING SARCASTIC.
IGGY: OH.
ROBERT: HE DOES THAT A LOT.
I NEVER KNOW HOWTA' TAKE HIM EITHER.
LIKE THIS ONE TIME.
CATFISH STU: ZIP IT.
NOW WHERE WAS I, OH YEA, THANKS A LOT!
THOSE BUGS'RE RUINING MY BUSINESS!
IGGY: RUINING YOUR BUSINESS, HOW?
WEEVILS: WE ARE WEEVILS, WE ARE HUNGRY, WE ARE ANGRY!
WE ARE WEEVILS, WE ARE HUNGRY, WE ARE ANGRY!
CATFISH STU: I'M LOSING MONEY FIN OVER FIST!
IGGY: OKAY.
CATFISH STU: NONE OF MY GUEST'LL CROSS
THEIR PICKET LINE!
IGGY: LEMME SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
"WE'RE HUNGRY AND ANGRY."
"UNFAIR TO WEEVILS."
THE WEEVILS HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO EAT!
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
MONTY: YO!
THEY FINALLY ADMIT DEY'RE TA BLAME,
SO LET'S GIVE 'EM A LIST OF OUR DEMANDS!
IGGY: NO, NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT!
MONTY: OH, SEE?
NOW DEY'RE REFUSING TO BARGAIN WITH US, ALERT DA MEDIA!
WEEVILS: YEA, ALERT THE MEDIA!
IGGY: WAIT, NO, I GET IT, YOU'RE STARVING, I'LL FIX IT!
MONTY: WHAT?
YER ROLLING OVER ALREADY?
WHAT KINDA NEGOTIATION IS DIS?
IGGY: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D EAT ALL
THE HYACINTHS SO FAST!
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME TO THE WET WALLY RIGHT AWAY!
MONTY: CAN'T CHA FIGHT WIT ME A LITTLE?
YER MAKING ME LOOK BAD.
IGGY: OH, UM, I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO THE WET WALLY,
IN HALF AN HOUR!
MONTY: MAKE IT FIVE MINUTES!
IGGY: FIFTEEN!
MONTY: TEN!
IGGY: YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, DEAL!
WEEVILS: WOO-HOO, YEA!
WE ARE WEEVILS!
JIGGERS: EWW, NO OFFENSE, AH, SORRY, [GAGS],
NOTHING PERSONAL.
IGGY: OK GUYS, EVERYONE OFF!
JIGGERS: SO, YOU'RE SURE THEY'LL BE FIND HERE?
WE WON'T HAVE TO KEEP CARRYING THEM ALL OVER THE KOOK?
IGGY: OH, YEA, THAT'S WHY THEY LIVE HERE!
WATER HYACINTHS GROWN NATURALLY IN THIS
PART OF THE RAINFOREST.
JIGGERS: I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND TAKE 14 SHOWERS.
IGGY: HEY, WHERE'S MONTY?
IT'S NOT LIKE HIM NOT TO SAY GOODBYE.
JIGGERS: YOU DON'T THINK WE DROPPED HIM, DO YOU?
IGGY: I DON'T KNOW, I HOPE NOT!
MONTY: HEYA!
[JIGGERS YELLING].
SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST.
IGGY: C'MON, I'LL BUY YOU A YAK CHEESE SMOOTHIE.
JIGGERS: HA, HA.
YAK CHEESE SMOOTHIES, HA-HA CHEESE SMOOTHIES, HE-HE,
CHEESE SMOOTHIES, HE-HE.